Joe Mertens
@jmertens.bsky.social
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Joe Mertens
@jmertens.bsky.social
· Dec 15
a man in a red robe says we 're gonna do great things netflix
ALT: a man in a red robe says we 're gonna do great things netflix
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😬⬅️ That face you make as a massive @mikeflanaganfilm.com fan when you go to mass with your folks and the organist starts cranking out “Nearer My God to Thee” as communion starts…
Fucking sold, @garywhitta.bsky.social.
Now YOU can take Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy's advice by recreating the golden age of air travel. Look dapper when you travel while also exercising your freedom of expression as guaranteed by the First Amendment. What could be more American? gary-whitta-shop.fourthwall.com/products/cla...
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Fucking sold, @garywhitta.bsky.social.
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Now YOU can take Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy's advice by recreating the golden age of air travel. Look dapper when you travel while also exercising your freedom of expression as guaranteed by the First Amendment. What could be more American? gary-whitta-shop.fourthwall.com/products/cla...
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Now YOU can take Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy's advice by recreating the golden age of air travel. Look dapper when you travel while also exercising your freedom of expression as guaranteed by the First Amendment. What could be more American? gary-whitta-shop.fourthwall.com/products/cla...
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The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen
I just want this to be real so I can combine @strictscrutiny.bsky.social and video game podcasts... is that too much to ask?
Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling
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Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling - Hard Drive
WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court ruled on Friday that bounty hunter Samus Aran must surrender all suit power-ups prior to the start... Read the full masterpiece
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November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I just want this to be real so I can combine @strictscrutiny.bsky.social and video game podcasts... is that too much to ask?
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I was promised a beautiful life if I just got a Bachelors degree.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I was promised a beautiful life if I just got a Bachelors degree.
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, Charlie Brown
You Will Live To See Man-made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension, Charlie Brown
You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, Charlie Brown
We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bullshit. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and get in my bed, Charlie Brown!
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bullshit. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and get in my bed, Charlie Brown!
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R.I.P. Udo Kier (1944—2025)
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
R.I.P. Udo Kier (1944—2025)
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Hugh Jackman says "maybe" to a potential return to the Avengers movies as Wolverine.
"I’m never saying 'never' ever again [...] I have done ten films now, so I think they have enough for an AI version of me."
Via: The Graham Norton Show
"I’m never saying 'never' ever again [...] I have done ten films now, so I think they have enough for an AI version of me."
Via: The Graham Norton Show
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hugh Jackman says "maybe" to a potential return to the Avengers movies as Wolverine.
"I’m never saying 'never' ever again [...] I have done ten films now, so I think they have enough for an AI version of me."
Via: The Graham Norton Show
"I’m never saying 'never' ever again [...] I have done ten films now, so I think they have enough for an AI version of me."
Via: The Graham Norton Show
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First photo of Bolsonaro in prison
🚨👁 VEJA | Primeira foto de Jair Bolsonaro, o patriarca do soluço, como presidiário na PF.
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📸 Gabriela Biló
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📸 Gabriela Biló
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Home Depot could implement a policy requiring ICE to present a judicial warrant before operating on its property. Businesses are fully within their rights to decide who is allowed on their premises.
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Home Depot could implement a policy requiring ICE to present a judicial warrant before operating on its property. Businesses are fully within their rights to decide who is allowed on their premises.
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I once attended a group dinner with Udo Kier. A smaller gathering might have given me a panic attack; his gaze was as magnetic as it was terrifying. I believe he knew this, recognized its effect on me, and amused the shit out of himself with this knowledge.
Absolutely otherworldly. RIP.
Absolutely otherworldly. RIP.
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I once attended a group dinner with Udo Kier. A smaller gathering might have given me a panic attack; his gaze was as magnetic as it was terrifying. I believe he knew this, recognized its effect on me, and amused the shit out of himself with this knowledge.
Absolutely otherworldly. RIP.
Absolutely otherworldly. RIP.
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oh man this one hurts.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
oh man this one hurts.
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We’re crushed to hear the news that the great Udo Kier has passed at the age of 81. As iconic as he was prolific, Kier’s contributions to the genre span nearly 300 screen credits, from BLOOD FOR DRACULA to BACURAU and beyond. Our condolences go out to his friends, family and legions of fans.
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
We’re crushed to hear the news that the great Udo Kier has passed at the age of 81. As iconic as he was prolific, Kier’s contributions to the genre span nearly 300 screen credits, from BLOOD FOR DRACULA to BACURAU and beyond. Our condolences go out to his friends, family and legions of fans.
Stephen King has established an entire horror multiverse in his stories. Here's how It: Welcome to Derry draws on that mythology and connects to movies like The Shining.
How IT: Welcome to Derry Connects to the Stephen King Multiverse
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November 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
All the pigs are all lined up
I give you all that you want
Take the skin and peel it back
Now doesn't that make you feel better?
The pigs have won tonight
Now they can all sleep soundly
And everything is all right
I give you all that you want
Take the skin and peel it back
Now doesn't that make you feel better?
The pigs have won tonight
Now they can all sleep soundly
And everything is all right
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
All the pigs are all lined up
I give you all that you want
Take the skin and peel it back
Now doesn't that make you feel better?
The pigs have won tonight
Now they can all sleep soundly
And everything is all right
I give you all that you want
Take the skin and peel it back
Now doesn't that make you feel better?
The pigs have won tonight
Now they can all sleep soundly
And everything is all right
Disallow stock buybacks for all publicly traded corporations... you know, like the laws used to be before [gestures wildly] all of this.
Air Travel could be significantly improved by the FAA stipulating three things:
* One free checked bag for all customers
* Minimum legroom set at Comfort/Premium Economy standard (which was the old pre-9/11 standard legroom)
* Disallowing stock buybacks for airlines
Every flight instantly better
* One free checked bag for all customers
* Minimum legroom set at Comfort/Premium Economy standard (which was the old pre-9/11 standard legroom)
* Disallowing stock buybacks for airlines
Every flight instantly better
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Disallow stock buybacks for all publicly traded corporations... you know, like the laws used to be before [gestures wildly] all of this.
I'd really like to own the shirt David Dastmalchian is wearing while giving his PornHub monologue in The Life of Chuck. I suppose It's not REALLY a monologue as Chiwetel Ejiofor interjects here and there, but Mike Flanagan is known for his monologues and that's what this feels like. #pornhub
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I'd really like to own the shirt David Dastmalchian is wearing while giving his PornHub monologue in The Life of Chuck. I suppose It's not REALLY a monologue as Chiwetel Ejiofor interjects here and there, but Mike Flanagan is known for his monologues and that's what this feels like. #pornhub
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Good, I just wish the agents could be held personally responsible and lose their livelihoods.
A 79-year-old U.S. citizen has filed a civil rights lawsuit demanding $50 million after being arrested and injured during an immigration raid at his business in Van Nuys, Los Angeles.
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Good, I just wish the agents could be held personally responsible and lose their livelihoods.
💯 Making flying feel less like riding a bus in the air would be a great first step that's not likely to come anytime soon...
As a former travel agent & airline employee who has traveled 100s of thousands of miles, no. It won't improve shit. The problem with air travel civility is entitlement over the enshittification of flying, not the ladies in yoga pants & crop tops. Make FLYING better.
www.cbsnews.com/news/transpo...
www.cbsnews.com/news/transpo...
Transportation Department urges "dressing with respect" on flights. Will it improve air travel?
The agency's "Golden Age of Travel" campaign aims to restore civility to air travel. Experts say they have doubts.
www.cbsnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
💯 Making flying feel less like riding a bus in the air would be a great first step that's not likely to come anytime soon...
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It's been 35 years since Tim Curry spawned a massive wave of coulrophobia and we fell in love with the Losers who defeated Pennywise. Let's head back to Derry to celebrate.
Why The 1990 IT TV Miniseries Is The Best Adaptation Of The Stephen King Novel
It's been 35 years since Tim Curry spawned a massive wave of coulrophobia and we fell in love with the Losers who defeated Pennywise. Let's head back to Derry to celebrate.
dlvr.it
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It's been 35 years since Tim Curry spawned a massive wave of coulrophobia and we fell in love with the Losers who defeated Pennywise. Let's head back to Derry to celebrate.
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trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil