Joe Mertens
@jmertens.bsky.social
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All the pigs are all lined up
I give you all that you want
Take the skin and peel it back
Now doesn't that make you feel better?
The pigs have won tonight
Now they can all sleep soundly
And everything is all right
I give you all that you want
Take the skin and peel it back
Now doesn't that make you feel better?
The pigs have won tonight
Now they can all sleep soundly
And everything is all right
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
All the pigs are all lined up
I give you all that you want
Take the skin and peel it back
Now doesn't that make you feel better?
The pigs have won tonight
Now they can all sleep soundly
And everything is all right
I give you all that you want
Take the skin and peel it back
Now doesn't that make you feel better?
The pigs have won tonight
Now they can all sleep soundly
And everything is all right
Rahul, we hardly knew you...
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Rahul, we hardly knew you...
I'd really like to own the shirt David Dastmalchian is wearing while giving his PornHub monologue in The Life of Chuck. I suppose It's not REALLY a monologue as Chiwetel Ejiofor interjects here and there, but Mike Flanagan is known for his monologues and that's what this feels like. #pornhub
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I'd really like to own the shirt David Dastmalchian is wearing while giving his PornHub monologue in The Life of Chuck. I suppose It's not REALLY a monologue as Chiwetel Ejiofor interjects here and there, but Mike Flanagan is known for his monologues and that's what this feels like. #pornhub
I mean… I think this is the only game I rolled credits on this year and Hinako kept pushing me on.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I mean… I think this is the only game I rolled credits on this year and Hinako kept pushing me on.
Silent Hill f being snubbed for best family game at #TheGameAwards… SMH…
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Silent Hill f being snubbed for best family game at #TheGameAwards… SMH…
We wouldn’t have the shots of the wind in the trees in Twin Peaks without this film.
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
We wouldn’t have the shots of the wind in the trees in Twin Peaks without this film.
Works well in SE Michigan, too!
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Works well in SE Michigan, too!
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Stop it you already had me at Top Gun!
November 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Stop it you already had me at Top Gun!
Something Wicked This Way Comes is finally on Disney+, yo. As much as I love her in Wild at Heart, check out this old school Disney horror gem.
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Something Wicked This Way Comes is finally on Disney+, yo. As much as I love her in Wild at Heart, check out this old school Disney horror gem.
Finally got around to watching Pusher for the first time (4K from @secondsightfilms.bsky.social!) & now it’s time to break THIS one open. Go vote tomorrow! There’s tons of important elections happening even though I have an unopposed library board & a parks milage. #physicalmedia #vote #democracy 🗳️
November 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Finally got around to watching Pusher for the first time (4K from @secondsightfilms.bsky.social!) & now it’s time to break THIS one open. Go vote tomorrow! There’s tons of important elections happening even though I have an unopposed library board & a parks milage. #physicalmedia #vote #democracy 🗳️
Some with the appropriate skills should ‘shop his face into this Hellraiser gif…
November 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Some with the appropriate skills should ‘shop his face into this Hellraiser gif…
You’ll always be Derpy in our hearts! My parrot quoted lines from The Exorcist.
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
You’ll always be Derpy in our hearts! My parrot quoted lines from The Exorcist.