Four Star General Malaise 🇨🇦🇺🇦
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Bit pusher, tube fixer, cat herder, professional rebooter, progress-bar watcher, connoisseur of fine On-Hold music, Albertan progressive.
I'm listening to Les Misérables on Audible, and so far my favorite part is how God apparently killed a nun in a convent to allow Jean Valjean to escape from Javert.
Talk about Deus Ex Machina! 😆
#VictorHugo #LesMiserables
Talk about Deus Ex Machina! 😆
#VictorHugo #LesMiserables
October 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'm listening to Les Misérables on Audible, and so far my favorite part is how God apparently killed a nun in a convent to allow Jean Valjean to escape from Javert.
Talk about Deus Ex Machina! 😆
#VictorHugo #LesMiserables
Talk about Deus Ex Machina! 😆
#VictorHugo #LesMiserables
My supervillain idea for an orbital mirror-array death ray is coming closer to fruition.
October 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My supervillain idea for an orbital mirror-array death ray is coming closer to fruition.
For your consideration, may I present the Cheadle Alberta Cheetoh:
September 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
For your consideration, may I present the Cheadle Alberta Cheetoh:
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So I guess I’ve been doing it wrong all these years, telling my wife things like how much I love her and stressing the importance of our family
When I should’ve been regaling her with a heated polemic about how I was going to ground our adversaries into the dust
When I should’ve been regaling her with a heated polemic about how I was going to ground our adversaries into the dust
Watters: What is it like being married to Stephen Miller?
Miller: He's an incredibly inspiring man who gets me going in the morning with his speeches being like let's start the day, I'm going to defeat the left and we are going to win.
Miller: He's an incredibly inspiring man who gets me going in the morning with his speeches being like let's start the day, I'm going to defeat the left and we are going to win.
September 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So I guess I’ve been doing it wrong all these years, telling my wife things like how much I love her and stressing the importance of our family
When I should’ve been regaling her with a heated polemic about how I was going to ground our adversaries into the dust
When I should’ve been regaling her with a heated polemic about how I was going to ground our adversaries into the dust
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Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."
September 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."
FBI has put out an ABP on a person of interest in the Charlie Kirk assassination, seen here in surveillance footage fleeing the scene:
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
FBI has put out an ABP on a person of interest in the Charlie Kirk assassination, seen here in surveillance footage fleeing the scene:
Here for the wild conjecture! I think the Russians took Kirk out to send a message to Trump.
September 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Here for the wild conjecture! I think the Russians took Kirk out to send a message to Trump.
August 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
CRAZY story from my city: A group of kids organized a "Catch a Predator" sting. One of them voluntarily got in the vehicle and later escaped. The suspect has 2 prior convictions for CSAM possession.
#Airdrie #Alberta
globalnews.ca/news/1134242...
#Airdrie #Alberta
globalnews.ca/news/1134242...
Youth organize ‘catch a predator’ scheme, Alberta man charged: RCMP | Globalnews.ca
According to an RCMP investigation, at least seven youths arranged a meeting with the suspect through Snapchat in a 'catch a predator' scheme.
globalnews.ca
August 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
CRAZY story from my city: A group of kids organized a "Catch a Predator" sting. One of them voluntarily got in the vehicle and later escaped. The suspect has 2 prior convictions for CSAM possession.
#Airdrie #Alberta
globalnews.ca/news/1134242...
#Airdrie #Alberta
globalnews.ca/news/1134242...
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"Welcome! Here are 5 of the deadliest war machines ever created!"
Hate the guy, but I gotta respect this flex.
Hate the guy, but I gotta respect this flex.
As Putin greeted President Trump in #Alaska, a B2 Spirit aircraft flew over his head.
B-2 bombers were used to bomb nuclear objects in Putin's ally, Iran.
B-2 bombers were used to bomb nuclear objects in Putin's ally, Iran.
August 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"Welcome! Here are 5 of the deadliest war machines ever created!"
Hate the guy, but I gotta respect this flex.
Hate the guy, but I gotta respect this flex.
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As Putin greeted President Trump in #Alaska, a B2 Spirit aircraft flew over his head.
B-2 bombers were used to bomb nuclear objects in Putin's ally, Iran.
B-2 bombers were used to bomb nuclear objects in Putin's ally, Iran.
August 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
As Putin greeted President Trump in #Alaska, a B2 Spirit aircraft flew over his head.
B-2 bombers were used to bomb nuclear objects in Putin's ally, Iran.
B-2 bombers were used to bomb nuclear objects in Putin's ally, Iran.
August 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Getting up early and looking at my girls, who had crawled into our bed overnight, cuddled up with my wife, all sleeping soundly.
4. When was the last time you've felt true joy?
August 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Getting up early and looking at my girls, who had crawled into our bed overnight, cuddled up with my wife, all sleeping soundly.
Hi Bluesky!
What shitty things are happening today?
What shitty things are happening today?
a man holding a cup of coffee with the words it 's horrible written on his face
ALT: a man holding a cup of coffee with the words it 's horrible written on his face
media.tenor.com
July 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hi Bluesky!
What shitty things are happening today?
What shitty things are happening today?
15! I'm impressed with myself! Not bad for a Canadian.
No plans on ever increasing that number though.
No plans on ever increasing that number though.
July 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
15! I'm impressed with myself! Not bad for a Canadian.
No plans on ever increasing that number though.
No plans on ever increasing that number though.
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Joke was on UPS as they declared my package lost after I submitted the paperwork to them. I got a refund from the vendor, then the package was delivered the next day!
All in all, a stellar customer service experience.
All in all, a stellar customer service experience.
UPS sent me to collections to recoup their ~50% 'customs brokerage' fees that *didn't apply* because I opted to self-clear my items with customs myself.
fam, never ever ship anything internationally with fedex. just don't do it. they're grifters and pull this shit all the time because people don't know they can just... not pay or challenge the invoice. anyway, i've contacted sfwa and they're on it.
July 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Joke was on UPS as they declared my package lost after I submitted the paperwork to them. I got a refund from the vendor, then the package was delivered the next day!
All in all, a stellar customer service experience.
All in all, a stellar customer service experience.
UPS sent me to collections to recoup their ~50% 'customs brokerage' fees that *didn't apply* because I opted to self-clear my items with customs myself.
fam, never ever ship anything internationally with fedex. just don't do it. they're grifters and pull this shit all the time because people don't know they can just... not pay or challenge the invoice. anyway, i've contacted sfwa and they're on it.
July 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
UPS sent me to collections to recoup their ~50% 'customs brokerage' fees that *didn't apply* because I opted to self-clear my items with customs myself.
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'Hello human, nice to meet you'
July 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
'Hello human, nice to meet you'
Danielle Smith in Alberta right now:
July 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Danielle Smith in Alberta right now:
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America has the most corrupt political system in the Western world.
July 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
America has the most corrupt political system in the Western world.
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Hi. I’m Nash. Happy Friday! I’ll be your nurse today.
July 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Hi. I’m Nash. Happy Friday! I’ll be your nurse today.