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Bit pusher, tube fixer, cat herder, professional rebooter, progress-bar watcher, connoisseur of fine On-Hold music, Albertan progressive.
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I'm listening to Les Misérables on Audible, and so far my favorite part is how God apparently killed a nun in a convent to allow Jean Valjean to escape from Javert.

Talk about Deus Ex Machina! 😆

#VictorHugo #LesMiserables
October 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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For your consideration, may I present the Cheadle Alberta Cheetoh:
A massive statue of fingers emerging from the ground, holding a cheese puff.
September 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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I'm taking a break from Sanderson and listening to The Spear Cuts Through Water by Simon Jimenez. Utterly unique mythological fantasy.
September 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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FBI has put out an ABP on a person of interest in the Charlie Kirk assassination, seen here in surveillance footage fleeing the scene:
Mario
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Help is on the way!

#yyc #STARS #airambulance
August 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Shortly before he climbed over the console and sat on my lap like the 70 baby he is.
July 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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This is the first image that came to mind when I heard someone was sniping first-responders in Idaho:
Cover image from the videogame Far Cry 5
June 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Batten down the hatches Vulcan County!

#abstorm
Storm clouds approaching
June 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I took this pic of the Lethbridge trestle over the winter.
The view from a locomotive up there is pretty cool!
June 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Hard to argue with this closing paragraph though:
Setting out to adapt a beloved series is a daunting task, and it's not as easy as audiences like to make it seem. The problem isn't that the writers didn't just stick to the source material; it's that they couldn't. In eight hours of television, with contracts to satisfy, deadlines to meet, and scripts rarely completed when filming begins, what results is a mess. The show needed to be faithful to win over audiences, but faithfully adapting a story like The Wheel of Time is simply impossible under current streaming industry standards.
June 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Substack in a nutshell:
Lisa Simpson: For the last time, I beg you don't lower yourself to the level of the mob. Homer Simpson: Lisa, maybe if I'm part of that mob, I can help steer it in wise directions.
May 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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My timeline has become pretty depressing, so here's a heartwarming palate cleanser for those who need one.

🐦 #birdsky

Original here: vm.tiktok.com/ZMSJ7hFaE/
May 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Jamil Jivani looks like an Oblivion Remastered high elf NPC...

#CdnPoli #CanadaVotes
#CantUnseeIt
Political candidate Jamil Jivani
April 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Hunter says "Get out and vote!"
#CanadaVotes
April 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Simpsons character selling cursed item. The caption reads "But beware, the bidets are also made in China."
April 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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I don't think my Liberal Party lawn sign is going to sway things very much in my riding 🤷🏻‍♂️
#CanadaElection #vote
#CarneyForPM
Poll showing 71% support for the Conservative candidate in the Airdrie-Cochrane riding.
April 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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My six year old currently smoking me at Scrabble (with a bit of help from dad)
A girl playing Scrabble
April 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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My daughter, also named Abigail, after her 4am nosebleed this morning...
A scene from the movie Abigail. A young girl in a tutu covered in blood. She is a vampire.
April 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Can somebody who is good at graphic design take this logo concept and make it... good?

#resist
A logo in the shape of a guillotine blade with the word "RESIST" cut out of it.
April 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Seems that the comments are aligned on this...
Great minds and whatnot.
April 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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My new pinned Skeet just dropped!
A Blue sky post and reply. The original post says "Fun Fact: Biblically accurate centaurs have two sets of genitals: one in the front and another in the back." The reply says "Does the front part have a bum as well?" The image attached to the reply shows is crudely drawn in MS Paint, depicting a centaur where the man portion has a juicy butt, seriously, so much cake. The genitals of the man and horse parts are obscured by heart shapes. I'm seriously ashamed of this, but I'm laughing so hard right now.
April 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Does the front part have a bum as well?

I should probably be working... 🤔
April 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Oh no.
April 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Someday...

www.warplane.com/aircraft/col...
A Supermarine Spitfire fighter plane. "Airworthiness: Future restoration to flying condition" is highlighted.
April 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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PP's Michael Dukakis moment
Presidential candidate Michael Dukakis in the gun turret of a tank, wearing a helmet.
April 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM