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April 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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monday again
March 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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*me pissing into a cinnamon scented urinal cake in a horse barn*

"ahhh, the holidays"
January 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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my apologies to all Kyles, sacrificed at the altar of my content
As a Kyle… 🥲
December 30, 2024 at 5:30 PM
so glad to be living in such an unhinged timeline with you all
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December 10, 2024 at 12:01 AM
I made an AM playlist with the Wicked Soundtrack & Score combined all in as much of the same order from the movie as possible. Currently this is the closest we have to scratching the itch to watch the movie over and over again. Enjoy!

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Wicked (Soundtrack & Score) by Kyle on Apple Music
Playlist · 38 Songs
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December 6, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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Not being gay sounds so boring
December 2, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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Happy Sunday!!! :)
December 1, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Third time seeing Wicked tonight! But this time in 4DX 💚🩷
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December 2, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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13 years ago today, Ariana Grande tweeted about how playing Glinda in ‘WICKED’ would be her dream role.
December 1, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Incredible. Life changing. Gonna have to see this movie a zillion more times 💚🩷
I was planning to wait until I go home for Thanksgiving to see Wicked, but I couldn’t handle the fomo and had to see it before then, so I just bought a ticket and am going to see it alone tonight!!!
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November 25, 2024 at 2:17 PM
There have been so many posts in the past I’ve written and then deleted because I thought it was dumb or that no one would care.

Gonna try to not be so critical of myself on this app, allow myself to post stupid shit, and let the others weirdos find me as I am ✌🏼
November 24, 2024 at 10:18 PM
And it has been missed!

Don’t get me wrong, Threads is definitely its own thing, but it hasn’t felt like this…
I come back on here and in my timeline I see real-time sports posts, culture posts, politics posts within the first 30 seconds of scrolling…becoming more and more like the old Twitter every day.
November 24, 2024 at 10:13 PM
I was planning to wait until I go home for Thanksgiving to see Wicked, but I couldn’t handle the fomo and had to see it before then, so I just bought a ticket and am going to see it alone tonight!!!
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November 24, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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Epic capture ….Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona ✨👏✨😎✨
November 24, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I raise you my puss… AND my bun! 🐱🐰
November 24, 2024 at 11:35 AM
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
I REALLY love how she lets that signature Ariana voice slips out a little during the run at the :35 mark of Popular ✨
November 23, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I always loved the music from Wicked ever since I was in high school, but never got the chance to actually see the show or connect the music to the story.

For the movie to finally come out after all these years and to hear it has been done so well is such a relief.

I cannot wait to see it!!!
November 23, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
November 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Drove 50 mins this morning for the one day a week that we work in person, and realized that I left my laptop at home once I sat down. 🤪

Just gonna celebrate this as the universe giving me a forced break for the first part of my day. 😎
November 21, 2024 at 2:35 PM
This would actually accelerate my reading again tbh
I think adults should get a personal pan pizza for reading books too
November 20, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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Just my 2 cents. But my goal is to ignore the trolls. Give them zero attention. Block them if they annoy me.

I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc
November 19, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Excited to read @davidpakman.bsky.social‘s new book, and would love it even more if it came in a free promo box! 😜

#echomachine2025
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November 19, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Nothing like getting an E. coli recall notice for organic carrots that you bought and probably already consumed weeks or months ago at this point!

Better now than never, but at this point they should just send out a congratulations to us for making it through! 🤪
November 19, 2024 at 5:31 PM