Jingalls
@jinga11s.bsky.social
Autistic bar-fly in Seattle
There's a Burger King in Chehalis that frequently isn't there
Cis, he/him
There's a Burger King in Chehalis that frequently isn't there
Cis, he/him
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Imagine, if you will, that NASA updated its website to suggest gravity might not exist, prompting CalTech and CERN to release statements saying, "With great sadness, we can no longer recommend listening to NASA."
This is what's happening in epidemiology.
This is what's happening in epidemiology.
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Imagine, if you will, that NASA updated its website to suggest gravity might not exist, prompting CalTech and CERN to release statements saying, "With great sadness, we can no longer recommend listening to NASA."
This is what's happening in epidemiology.
This is what's happening in epidemiology.
I mean I guess it's nice we all get our own algorithmically bespoke version of the torment nexus
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I mean I guess it's nice we all get our own algorithmically bespoke version of the torment nexus
I've been thinking Dua Lipa and Dualingo were the same person for years
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I've been thinking Dua Lipa and Dualingo were the same person for years
Things are shit out there, but I did manage to pick up the new Erika Ishii simulator, so I've got that going for me
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Things are shit out there, but I did manage to pick up the new Erika Ishii simulator, so I've got that going for me
Raccoons are important because it's not statistically impossible that they could shoot you a wink and finger guns
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Raccoons are important because it's not statistically impossible that they could shoot you a wink and finger guns
Is there anyone out there doing klezmer drum 'n' bass? Because I bet that shit'd be dope
October 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Is there anyone out there doing klezmer drum 'n' bass? Because I bet that shit'd be dope
We're fully in the "we'll take whatever we can get" era of good news quality
Lab monkeys from Tulane University have escaped an overturned truck north of the town of Heidelberg, Mississippi.
Despite initial claims by local law enforcement, the monkeys are not carrying COVID-19, herpes or hepatitis C.
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Despite initial claims by local law enforcement, the monkeys are not carrying COVID-19, herpes or hepatitis C.
buff.ly/16gTRJa
Lab Monkeys Escape Overturned Truck Near Heidelberg, Mississippi
Lab monkeys from Tulane University have escaped an overturned truck around mile marker 117 on Interstate 59, north of the town of Heidelberg, Mississippi, marshalling a response from numerous law…
www.mississippifreepress.org
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
We're fully in the "we'll take whatever we can get" era of good news quality
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Finally, this is a Totenkopf, popularized by the SS costume department.
This is a fucking nazi skull. Notice how it’s not any of the other skulls in this list. The bearer of this skull is a fucking Nazi or dumber than a bag of hammers. Probably both. They will try to genocide you.
Game over! 7/7
This is a fucking nazi skull. Notice how it’s not any of the other skulls in this list. The bearer of this skull is a fucking Nazi or dumber than a bag of hammers. Probably both. They will try to genocide you.
Game over! 7/7
October 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Finally, this is a Totenkopf, popularized by the SS costume department.
This is a fucking nazi skull. Notice how it’s not any of the other skulls in this list. The bearer of this skull is a fucking Nazi or dumber than a bag of hammers. Probably both. They will try to genocide you.
Game over! 7/7
This is a fucking nazi skull. Notice how it’s not any of the other skulls in this list. The bearer of this skull is a fucking Nazi or dumber than a bag of hammers. Probably both. They will try to genocide you.
Game over! 7/7
My playstation controller had some kind of updated during the middle of a thunderstorm, and now I can use it to control pigeons
October 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
My playstation controller had some kind of updated during the middle of a thunderstorm, and now I can use it to control pigeons
More things should be called "The Cube"
October 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
More things should be called "The Cube"
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My state won't get SNAP next month. I'm a quadriplegic unable to work since I'm recovering from spine surgery. Can anyone please help me? Find me on V3nmo at Jessica-Jones-1002, C∆sh∆pp at $ArtByJessicaJewett, Z3lle and P∆yP∆l at jessicajones9828@gmail.com. It's humiliating to ask.
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
My state won't get SNAP next month. I'm a quadriplegic unable to work since I'm recovering from spine surgery. Can anyone please help me? Find me on V3nmo at Jessica-Jones-1002, C∆sh∆pp at $ArtByJessicaJewett, Z3lle and P∆yP∆l at jessicajones9828@gmail.com. It's humiliating to ask.
It would be much better for the environment if I could just buy one massive snickers bar to gnaw on for the week
October 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
It would be much better for the environment if I could just buy one massive snickers bar to gnaw on for the week
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Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖
October 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖
I unclenched my jaw, and the world ended. My bad
October 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I unclenched my jaw, and the world ended. My bad
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Solidarity is our strength. #NoContractNoCoffee
September 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Solidarity is our strength. #NoContractNoCoffee
Goddamn, I haven't been to a Rocky Horror show in ages
September 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Goddamn, I haven't been to a Rocky Horror show in ages
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A hardworking person posted the KOMO advertisers on Reddit. Really easy to just follow the links and contact Sinclair’s revenue sources in Seattle.
www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/co...
www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/co...
From the Seattle community on Reddit: How to contact companies that run ads on local Sinclair stations (KOMO)
Explore this post and more from the Seattle community
www.reddit.com
September 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
A hardworking person posted the KOMO advertisers on Reddit. Really easy to just follow the links and contact Sinclair’s revenue sources in Seattle.
www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/co...
www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/co...
I bet there's a market for peppered caramel
September 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I bet there's a market for peppered caramel
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hello, i made this bot. i am a trans autistic anti-fascist. you are following a work of trans autistic anti-fascist art. that is why it is screaming
September 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
hello, i made this bot. i am a trans autistic anti-fascist. you are following a work of trans autistic anti-fascist art. that is why it is screaming
I kinda feel bad for the Scientologists. They used really have the market cornered on Batshit.
September 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I kinda feel bad for the Scientologists. They used really have the market cornered on Batshit.
"remember that time mike tyson killed mr beast" no I was asleep during the '20s thank fuck
September 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"remember that time mike tyson killed mr beast" no I was asleep during the '20s thank fuck
Making myself the classic US breakfast: "two hotdogs"
September 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Making myself the classic US breakfast: "two hotdogs"
I wonder if we'll be using William Henry Harrison as a verb sometime in the next couple days
September 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I wonder if we'll be using William Henry Harrison as a verb sometime in the next couple days
I mean, the whitehouse has effectively just been about 9 years of Weekend at Bernie's anyway
August 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I mean, the whitehouse has effectively just been about 9 years of Weekend at Bernie's anyway
I'm still not entirely over Eric André being part of the MCU
August 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I'm still not entirely over Eric André being part of the MCU