Jimmy the Linguist
@jimmythelinguist.bsky.social
B.S. MIT Econ, MBA, law school first year, and liberal sarcastic "wacko" Mainer. Hold your DMs, I'm not that gullible.
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October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Trump;
Felonies: 34
Failed marriages: 3 (The current one counts)
P3dos befriended: 2+
Bankruptcies: 6ish
R4pes: 1+
Insurrections: 1
Peace deals brokered: 0
Felonies: 34
Failed marriages: 3 (The current one counts)
P3dos befriended: 2+
Bankruptcies: 6ish
R4pes: 1+
Insurrections: 1
Peace deals brokered: 0
October 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Trump;
Felonies: 34
Failed marriages: 3 (The current one counts)
P3dos befriended: 2+
Bankruptcies: 6ish
R4pes: 1+
Insurrections: 1
Peace deals brokered: 0
Felonies: 34
Failed marriages: 3 (The current one counts)
P3dos befriended: 2+
Bankruptcies: 6ish
R4pes: 1+
Insurrections: 1
Peace deals brokered: 0
Who is the con artist at HP that blocked printing with non-HP cartridges under the veil of "protecting my printer"? Sounds like a Trump thing.
June 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Who is the con artist at HP that blocked printing with non-HP cartridges under the veil of "protecting my printer"? Sounds like a Trump thing.
"What's the worst that could happen?" - Germany, 1933. www.weau.com/2025/04/25/f...
FBI director says Wisconsin judge accused of helping someone evade immigration agents has been arrested
The FBI on Friday arrested a Wisconsin county judge accused of helping a man avoid immigration enforcement, Director Kash Patel said.
www.weau.com
April 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"What's the worst that could happen?" - Germany, 1933. www.weau.com/2025/04/25/f...
Also contained a few dead puppies... www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's bag was stolen, with $3,000 in cash, at a D.C. restaurant
A DHS spokesperson said Noem was carrying the money "to treat her family to dinner, activities, and Easter gifts."
www.nbcnews.com
April 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Also contained a few dead puppies... www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
theonion.com
March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
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curly, larry and moe
March 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
curly, larry and moe
I can think of at least two branches of government that need to stop this man. But will you all?
This is Donald Trump’s latest grift to enrich himself.
Congress should step up and fix the current stablecoin bill moving through the Senate that will make it easier for Trump – and Elon Musk – to take control of your money.
Congress should step up and fix the current stablecoin bill moving through the Senate that will make it easier for Trump – and Elon Musk – to take control of your money.
Trump’s Crypto Venture Introduces a Stablecoin
World Liberty Financial, the crypto business created by President Trump and his sons, unveiled a cryptocurrency called a stablecoin, furthering his ties to an industry his administration regulates.
www.nytimes.com
March 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I can think of at least two branches of government that need to stop this man. But will you all?
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Right now, there’s an important race happening that will shape the Wisconsin Supreme Court for the next 10 years. Judge Susan Crawford is ready to protect the fundamental rights and freedoms of all Wisconsinites.
Make a plan to vote early today — don’t wait until April 1st: wisdems.org/vote
Make a plan to vote early today — don’t wait until April 1st: wisdems.org/vote
Find Your Voting Locations | WISDEMS Voter Protection Team
This searchable map shows you early voting and dropbox info for hundreds of villages, towns, and cities across Wisconsin. Enter the address you're registered at and your options will pop up!
wisdems.org
March 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Right now, there’s an important race happening that will shape the Wisconsin Supreme Court for the next 10 years. Judge Susan Crawford is ready to protect the fundamental rights and freedoms of all Wisconsinites.
Make a plan to vote early today — don’t wait until April 1st: wisdems.org/vote
Make a plan to vote early today — don’t wait until April 1st: wisdems.org/vote
I'm reposting everything this guy says. If he farts, it's a repost.
Grateful for your years of service, Finn – and that the ACA helped you and your daughter get health care.
I was injured in the line of duty working as a sheriffs deputy and needed a spinal surgery. Had to accept a medical retirement at 40 yrs old. Lost my County health insurance for myself and my daughter. But no one would sell me insurance because of the injury. I had no insurance until the ACA.
March 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm reposting everything this guy says. If he farts, it's a repost.
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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
March 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
Somebody is eyeing a spot on SCOTUS... www.cbsnews.com/news/judge-l...
Judge releases video of himself disassembling guns in chambers in dissent against court ruling
Judge Lawrence VanDyke released the video after a California appeals court upheld a ban on high-capacity gun magazines.
www.cbsnews.com
March 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Somebody is eyeing a spot on SCOTUS... www.cbsnews.com/news/judge-l...
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Woo Hoo 👏 🎊🎉🥳
Now -
everybody do it.
Quit X
Now -
everybody do it.
Quit X
March 22, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Woo Hoo 👏 🎊🎉🥳
Now -
everybody do it.
Quit X
Now -
everybody do it.
Quit X
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GOP lawmaker Justin Eichorn (R-MN) has been arrested on felony charges for soliciting sex from a teenage girl.
He had previously spread claims that Democrats and LGBTQ people were trying to groom children.
He had previously spread claims that Democrats and LGBTQ people were trying to groom children.
GOP state Sen. Justin Eichorn arrested on suspicion of soliciting sex with a 16-year old girl • Minnesota Reformer
Eichorn’s arrest complicates efforts by Senate Republicans to expel DFL Sen. Nicole Mitchell from the upper chamber.
minnesotareformer.com
March 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
GOP lawmaker Justin Eichorn (R-MN) has been arrested on felony charges for soliciting sex from a teenage girl.
He had previously spread claims that Democrats and LGBTQ people were trying to groom children.
He had previously spread claims that Democrats and LGBTQ people were trying to groom children.
I'm rich! But seriously, we've been doing this for over a decade. It's a big learning curve. Don't listen to MAGA, chickens are a labor of love. You will lose money. Just buy eggs or substitute.
March 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm rich! But seriously, we've been doing this for over a decade. It's a big learning curve. Don't listen to MAGA, chickens are a labor of love. You will lose money. Just buy eggs or substitute.
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We would not have won WWII without them.
March 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
We would not have won WWII without them.
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NEWS: The MeidasTouch Podcast has expanded its lead as the top podcast in the U.S. per the newly released Podscribe industry rankings, with 121.1M downloads and views in the past month—a 141% increase.
March 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
NEWS: The MeidasTouch Podcast has expanded its lead as the top podcast in the U.S. per the newly released Podscribe industry rankings, with 121.1M downloads and views in the past month—a 141% increase.
Just another example of politicians not being qualified. You don't pass bills that you don't understand. Lazy and useless... www.wusa9.com/article/news...
'It was a mistake' | Senate approves bill to block budget's $1.1B cuts to DC included in GOP funding bill
The continuing resolution approved by the House this week would force D.C. officials to make $1 billion in cuts to city services.
www.wusa9.com
March 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Just another example of politicians not being qualified. You don't pass bills that you don't understand. Lazy and useless... www.wusa9.com/article/news...
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Mehdi Hasan is abducted by the aliens to help them probe this week of news.
Trump gets MORE BAD NEWS as Mehdi Hasan RIPS HIM | Alien Super Show
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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March 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
JACKSON, MS—Seeking to assuage consumer concerns about dwindling supplies, the nation’s egg companies reportedly assured shoppers this week that a dozen has always meant nine. “While we have seen some...
theonion.com
March 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...