Jimmy the Linguist
@jimmythelinguist.bsky.social
B.S. MIT Econ, MBA, law school first year, and liberal sarcastic "wacko" Mainer. Hold your DMs, I'm not that gullible.
Quick! Revoke Hunter Bidens' secret service detail! His laptop has gone rogue! Or, as Karoline Leavitt would say, rouge.
March 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Quick! Revoke Hunter Bidens' secret service detail! His laptop has gone rogue! Or, as Karoline Leavitt would say, rouge.
Anything that causes pain and suffering. It's unequal to what he has caused, but it's a start.
March 23, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Anything that causes pain and suffering. It's unequal to what he has caused, but it's a start.
Who are you kidding? This guy is a tera-chad. Female humans are just lining up to mate!
March 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Who are you kidding? This guy is a tera-chad. Female humans are just lining up to mate!
The petition? Be my friend.
March 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The petition? Be my friend.
I'm rich! But seriously, we've been doing this for over a decade. It's a big learning curve. Don't listen to MAGA, chickens are a labor of love. You will lose money. Just buy eggs or substitute.
March 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm rich! But seriously, we've been doing this for over a decade. It's a big learning curve. Don't listen to MAGA, chickens are a labor of love. You will lose money. Just buy eggs or substitute.
Only one way to stop bird flu...
March 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Only one way to stop bird flu...
I'm celebrating by canvassing for my new favorite political candidate.
March 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I'm celebrating by canvassing for my new favorite political candidate.
Actually, the Onion can't even out parody the GOP, so could be true.
March 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Actually, the Onion can't even out parody the GOP, so could be true.
We have a cure for everything already...
March 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We have a cure for everything already...
He has to support fElon so SpaceX can take over NASAs spot. You remember SpaceX...
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
He has to support fElon so SpaceX can take over NASAs spot. You remember SpaceX...
Physical, digital, and mental debris fields continuously caused caused by fElon Musk.
March 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Physical, digital, and mental debris fields continuously caused caused by fElon Musk.
Trump signs the wrong location on Canada's copy of CUSMA...
March 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Trump signs the wrong location on Canada's copy of CUSMA...
Trump Staff Retweet:
March 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Trump Staff Retweet:
Trump knows it's too late for any repercussions. There's literally nothing we can do but hope judges block his stupid executive orders and his spineless cronies racist, bigoted, etc. bills. Although, he will claim them to be victories nonetheless. #massivecoronary2025
March 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Trump knows it's too late for any repercussions. There's literally nothing we can do but hope judges block his stupid executive orders and his spineless cronies racist, bigoted, etc. bills. Although, he will claim them to be victories nonetheless. #massivecoronary2025
We're gonna need...
March 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We're gonna need...
Never fear, ignorance is here!
March 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Never fear, ignorance is here!
He took his explosive inspiration from Tesla and SpaceX.
March 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
He took his explosive inspiration from Tesla and SpaceX.
