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I came here to drink milk and kick ass, and I’ve just finished my milk.
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I’m not the biggest Phil Foden fan, but that bobbling four yard pass he gave to Eze today was something else. More of an invitation than a pass really. Put Eze in a position where all he had to do was hit a bobbling ball into the postage stamp from an acute angle first time. harder not to score tbh
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Mad how Foden putting in a 7/10 performance makes pundits and media gush.
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
What did we do to the injury Gods?
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Tomorrow, we hear from Peter Sutcliffe as he launches his new Safer Streets campaign
Hang on!! BBC breakfast have got Kelvin Mackenzie on to talk about HONESTY in relation to news reporting, ARE YOU HAVING A FUCKING LAUGH!!!?
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
City have an attacking midfielder at RB, a teenager at LB and a lad they wanted to offload in the summer at DM and Liverpool’s expensively assembled attack can’t break them down. Yikes.
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Seriously though, if only they’d looked like this when we went to Anfield.
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Deflected off van Dijk?
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Liverpool celebrating a set-piece goal, only to have it chalked off?
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Schrodinger’s veteran. He’s either saying it wasn’t worth fighting fascism because we’re descending back into it or he’s another old racist that misses the days of polio, meat and two veg and an all white nation. Would’ve been interesting for them to let him expand on it to find out.
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Totally agree with this. If Merino is elbowed in the face anywhere else on the pitch and everyone says it’s a foul. Theo was right on MOTD. Following that, Pawson gave every 50/50 to Sunderland. Their first goal came from a FK which wasn’t even a foul and Zubi got booked for it. He was a joke.
You can't say anything about referees without being accused of saltiness, or sour grapes, but Craig Pawson was an embarrassment today.

Completely gave into the crowd (and Sunderland falling over) at every opportunity, with some bizarre decision making along the way. Shocking.
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I see some squeaky scouse prick has written a “thinkpiece” about throw-ins ruining football and made Arsenal the poster boys for it. This is ragebait. Do not engage with it.
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Sorry everyone, UEFA have had to revise the scoreline as we remembered that set piece goals aren’t real goals and shouldn’t count.
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Insane from Courtois.
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Arsenal.
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Legit, I was fuming at the idea we might be conceding at the end of this game.
We've reached a point where it's going to be infuriating if we next concede when comfortably ahead in a game. Unimaginable that we'd be here if you'd suggested it at any point in the last 20 years.
November 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Howard Webb is going to be on the blower to this ref tomorrow morning. He is pure PGMOL pedigree.
November 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sensational pass from Dec and well up by Merino but the best part of that goal is their defender cowardly tries to buy a foul and completely fucks it up.
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Haha the poundshop Jan Koller has been hooked. Sayonara 👋
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Wesley Fofana has more points on his licence than Chelsea have earned when he starts for the Blues in the Premier League (46).
Chelsea have spoken with Wesley Fofana after he pleaded guilty to dangerous driving and ordered to do 300 hours of unpaid community service.

The club do not get involved in all of their players’ issues but felt it was important to speak to Fofana.

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November 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
That Mbodji looks like a decent player. Perhaps he can be Mikel’s LB for next summer?
November 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
How the fuck do you get 47 points on your driving license?
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Line up is difficult to predict tonight and I think Arteta will probably go as full strength as possible. Fwiw, I would go:

Raya
White
Saliba
Gabriel
Hincapie
Norgaard
Rice
Eze
Saka
Merino
Leo
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Thoroughly enjoying updating my little office wall chart on a Monday morning atm. Makes coming into work that little bit less shit.
November 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
That decision to back Saka over Haaland as my FPL captain this weekend has paid off then.
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM