Blue Sky is the most aura-free place in the world and you all know it
May 31, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Blue Sky is the most aura-free place in the world and you all know it
Me, pretty much all the time
April 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Me, pretty much all the time
Fact: Big naturals get you closer to God.
April 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Fact: Big naturals get you closer to God.
The documentary where he gets shot by some stranger in the woods in the middle of answering a question, very clearly has a bleeding wound in his gut, and insists they just keep going with the interview.
what's your #1 favorite Werner Herzog film?
April 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The documentary where he gets shot by some stranger in the woods in the middle of answering a question, very clearly has a bleeding wound in his gut, and insists they just keep going with the interview.
How dare you inform me that I'm only two years younger than John
Goodman was in Big Lebowski
Goodman was in Big Lebowski
April 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
How dare you inform me that I'm only two years younger than John
Goodman was in Big Lebowski
Goodman was in Big Lebowski
Y'know it's really inconsiderate of the universe to give me a midlife crisis at the exact same time that I'm at my absolute peak of attractiveness. I was led to believe that being hot would solve all my problems and the hotter I get, the more anxious and stressed out I am. Can I live?
April 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Y'know it's really inconsiderate of the universe to give me a midlife crisis at the exact same time that I'm at my absolute peak of attractiveness. I was led to believe that being hot would solve all my problems and the hotter I get, the more anxious and stressed out I am. Can I live?
Got dragged to Stagecoach by my wife, staying in a house with her law firm coworkers, I am in hell, someone fucking kill me
April 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Got dragged to Stagecoach by my wife, staying in a house with her law firm coworkers, I am in hell, someone fucking kill me
Continuing to blow the fuck up despite the entire LA pizza community thinking I'm the biggest prick on the planet is absolutely giving me life
April 6, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Continuing to blow the fuck up despite the entire LA pizza community thinking I'm the biggest prick on the planet is absolutely giving me life
Chicken Marsala with brown butter mashed potatoes because my life is dope and I do dope shit
February 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Chicken Marsala with brown butter mashed potatoes because my life is dope and I do dope shit
"Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change" is one of the best movie threats ever, the fact that it's in the same movie as the line "I wanna shoot you so bad my dick is hard" is just unheard of.
February 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
"Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change" is one of the best movie threats ever, the fact that it's in the same movie as the line "I wanna shoot you so bad my dick is hard" is just unheard of.
People are dead and these fuckin ghouls are pointing fingers and blaming DEI. If there is a god, these parasites will all end up facing a firing squad.
January 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
People are dead and these fuckin ghouls are pointing fingers and blaming DEI. If there is a god, these parasites will all end up facing a firing squad.
One of my 2025 resolutions was to be more vocal about how great my hair looks and girl it looks gorgeous today.
January 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
One of my 2025 resolutions was to be more vocal about how great my hair looks and girl it looks gorgeous today.
Reposted by JFC yo
Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. Does he retweet a bunch of Nazis all the time? Yes. Is he currently serving under a President who openly courts Nazis? Sure. Were there Nazis in the crowd? There were. Did the physical movement exactly replicate the Nazi salute? Of course it did! But what you don't unde
January 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. Does he retweet a bunch of Nazis all the time? Yes. Is he currently serving under a President who openly courts Nazis? Sure. Were there Nazis in the crowd? There were. Did the physical movement exactly replicate the Nazi salute? Of course it did! But what you don't unde
When you love cocks and you're from Michigan
January 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When you love cocks and you're from Michigan
Someone come hang out with me at the pizzeria and tell me how handsome I am
January 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Someone come hang out with me at the pizzeria and tell me how handsome I am
Saw the Dylan movie. El stinko. Thank you for following me on Blue Sky.
January 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Saw the Dylan movie. El stinko. Thank you for following me on Blue Sky.
*playing it cool* it's fine, I wanted my neighbors tree to fall and completely decimate my front yard
January 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
*playing it cool* it's fine, I wanted my neighbors tree to fall and completely decimate my front yard
God, Anora was so damn good.
December 24, 2024 at 6:33 PM
God, Anora was so damn good.
Please join me as I eat spaghetti and watch Bourdain at the end of a week that was honestly kind of buns
December 8, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Please join me as I eat spaghetti and watch Bourdain at the end of a week that was honestly kind of buns
My entire life feels like the "fuck it" scene from Deer Hunter is that bad
December 2, 2024 at 9:01 PM
My entire life feels like the "fuck it" scene from Deer Hunter is that bad
Devastated to report that the Julia Child channel on Pluto appears to be gone
November 30, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Devastated to report that the Julia Child channel on Pluto appears to be gone