Cream cheese and jelly as a sandwich on regular bread is completely valid, I ate it all the time as a kid. On a bagel is a fuckin war crime, just absolutely insane.
April 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Cream cheese and jelly as a sandwich on regular bread is completely valid, I ate it all the time as a kid. On a bagel is a fuckin war crime, just absolutely insane.
"Oh good for you" gets all the love but this is really the best line of the whole thing
March 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
"Oh good for you" gets all the love but this is really the best line of the whole thing
The tinge of reddish/blonde right up front is:
a) because I spattered tomato sauce in my hair and that part got dyed red
b) because I work with my face near a 600 degree oven and that hair is constantly a little singed
c) just how my hair looks
This is an honest question, I dont know which it is
a) because I spattered tomato sauce in my hair and that part got dyed red
b) because I work with my face near a 600 degree oven and that hair is constantly a little singed
c) just how my hair looks
This is an honest question, I dont know which it is
January 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The tinge of reddish/blonde right up front is:
a) because I spattered tomato sauce in my hair and that part got dyed red
b) because I work with my face near a 600 degree oven and that hair is constantly a little singed
c) just how my hair looks
This is an honest question, I dont know which it is
a) because I spattered tomato sauce in my hair and that part got dyed red
b) because I work with my face near a 600 degree oven and that hair is constantly a little singed
c) just how my hair looks
This is an honest question, I dont know which it is
Yeh, all things considered this is the smallest of potatoes
January 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Yeh, all things considered this is the smallest of potatoes
Nothing of consequence fortunately. But there's a whole ass tree in our front yard now
January 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Nothing of consequence fortunately. But there's a whole ass tree in our front yard now