Jey
@jeydhd.bsky.social
Father. Husband. Educator. ❤️
Overthinker. ADHD. 🧠
Life sized perpetual motion machine 🐙
Overthinker. ADHD. 🧠
Life sized perpetual motion machine 🐙
Wells, Wells, Wells. What do we have here? Looks like the #NYYankees are off to a good start
#NYY #Yankees #mlb #openingday
#NYY #Yankees #mlb #openingday
March 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Wells, Wells, Wells. What do we have here? Looks like the #NYYankees are off to a good start
#NYY #Yankees #mlb #openingday
#NYY #Yankees #mlb #openingday
February 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Me to my wife: Sorry we don’t have your favorite sweetener to make your coffee. Do you want me to go to the store? Starbucks?”
My wife to me: “do we have any virgin coquito left from Thanksgiving? Use that”
My wife is a white women. I have been out-Bori’d in my own home 🇵🇷
My wife to me: “do we have any virgin coquito left from Thanksgiving? Use that”
My wife is a white women. I have been out-Bori’d in my own home 🇵🇷
December 1, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Me to my wife: Sorry we don’t have your favorite sweetener to make your coffee. Do you want me to go to the store? Starbucks?”
My wife to me: “do we have any virgin coquito left from Thanksgiving? Use that”
My wife is a white women. I have been out-Bori’d in my own home 🇵🇷
My wife to me: “do we have any virgin coquito left from Thanksgiving? Use that”
My wife is a white women. I have been out-Bori’d in my own home 🇵🇷
CHILL WE CANT BE OUT HERE MAKING TOO MUCH SENSE NOW
dating apps need to come with a mandatory question about desired sleeping temperature in the bedroom
November 18, 2024 at 12:39 AM
CHILL WE CANT BE OUT HERE MAKING TOO MUCH SENSE NOW
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Trump’s nominations bring about a whole new purpose to the saying “the inmates are running the asylum”.
November 17, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Trump’s nominations bring about a whole new purpose to the saying “the inmates are running the asylum”.
All I ask is that people golden rule like they fucking mean it
November 17, 2024 at 2:30 PM
All I ask is that people golden rule like they fucking mean it
Reposted by Jey
The quality of interactions and replies is notably higher here than on any other platform at the moment
November 17, 2024 at 1:04 PM
The quality of interactions and replies is notably higher here than on any other platform at the moment
So I’m a little (and by that I mean so very) late to the party BUT
Two episodes in and Arcane is fucking awesome
Two episodes in and Arcane is fucking awesome
November 17, 2024 at 1:57 PM
So I’m a little (and by that I mean so very) late to the party BUT
Two episodes in and Arcane is fucking awesome
Two episodes in and Arcane is fucking awesome
Fun fact: every time we post here. we be on some BS. BlueSky
No? Ok I’ll go
No? Ok I’ll go
elmo is sitting on a box and looking up at the sky
ALT: elmo is sitting on a box and looking up at the sky
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Fun fact: every time we post here. we be on some BS. BlueSky
No? Ok I’ll go
No? Ok I’ll go
If ya’ll knew my son, you’d know how seen I feel rn 💀
That’s how you introduce yourself to a new app 🙌
Tucking my 4 year old son last night.
“I love you, dad” - him
“I love you too, buddy” - me
*pause*
“Today at school I pretended you were dead.” - him
“Oh.” - me
“I love you, dad” - him
“I love you too, buddy” - me
*pause*
“Today at school I pretended you were dead.” - him
“Oh.” - me
November 16, 2024 at 11:54 PM
If ya’ll knew my son, you’d know how seen I feel rn 💀
Is retreating into our self made echo chamber the correct move?
I mean, I’m gunna do it anyway. Just thought I’d ask the question out loud.
I mean, I’m gunna do it anyway. Just thought I’d ask the question out loud.
November 16, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Is retreating into our self made echo chamber the correct move?
I mean, I’m gunna do it anyway. Just thought I’d ask the question out loud.
I mean, I’m gunna do it anyway. Just thought I’d ask the question out loud.