Jey
@jeydhd.bsky.social
Father. Husband. Educator. ❤️
Overthinker. ADHD. 🧠
Life sized perpetual motion machine 🐙
Overthinker. ADHD. 🧠
Life sized perpetual motion machine 🐙
Well guess who has a new fun squad activity 🙂
November 18, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Well guess who has a new fun squad activity 🙂
What’s bigger than an OOF? 😩
November 18, 2024 at 12:41 AM
What’s bigger than an OOF? 😩
Im finding it less echo and more harmonious
November 18, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Im finding it less echo and more harmonious
Currently talking the dog for a walk to calm down 😮💨🧘🏾♂️
November 17, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Currently talking the dog for a walk to calm down 😮💨🧘🏾♂️
As a Floridian, born in July, who loves the feel of heat pressing on my skin, this offends me 🥶
November 17, 2024 at 2:33 PM
As a Floridian, born in July, who loves the feel of heat pressing on my skin, this offends me 🥶
CyberTruck: “Why does everyone hate us?”
Hummer: “THEY HATE US CUZ THEY AINT US”
PT Cruiser: “No. They hate us because we’re bad drivers and we’re ugly.”
Hamster in a Kia Soul: “Pardon me?”
Hummer: “THEY HATE US CUZ THEY AINT US”
PT Cruiser: “No. They hate us because we’re bad drivers and we’re ugly.”
Hamster in a Kia Soul: “Pardon me?”
a group of teddy bears are dancing on a red carpet in front of a green car .
ALT: a group of teddy bears are dancing on a red carpet in front of a green car .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2024 at 2:11 PM
CyberTruck: “Why does everyone hate us?”
Hummer: “THEY HATE US CUZ THEY AINT US”
PT Cruiser: “No. They hate us because we’re bad drivers and we’re ugly.”
Hamster in a Kia Soul: “Pardon me?”
Hummer: “THEY HATE US CUZ THEY AINT US”
PT Cruiser: “No. They hate us because we’re bad drivers and we’re ugly.”
Hamster in a Kia Soul: “Pardon me?”
EJO changed how I pronounced “EXHAUSTING”. The real ones know
November 17, 2024 at 3:46 AM
EJO changed how I pronounced “EXHAUSTING”. The real ones know
Every time I open the Tweeter
a bearded man in chain mail stands in front of a crowd of soldiers
ALT: a bearded man in chain mail stands in front of a crowd of soldiers
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Every time I open the Tweeter
I am unashamed to admit I spent entirely too long trying to make a release the Snyder Cut joke here
November 16, 2024 at 11:50 PM
I am unashamed to admit I spent entirely too long trying to make a release the Snyder Cut joke here
Cue “Ipanema Daydream” ☠️
November 16, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Cue “Ipanema Daydream” ☠️
Took a second but I got there in the end 😂
November 16, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Took a second but I got there in the end 😂