Andrew Jester of Fortune
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Anyone else getting texts like this 85 times an hour after voting?
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Anyone else getting texts like this 85 times an hour after voting?
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may 4th is such a special day to see the nation and really the world come together to share their love for a classic piece of pop culture, the 5-4 podcast
May 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
may 4th is such a special day to see the nation and really the world come together to share their love for a classic piece of pop culture, the 5-4 podcast
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This daily WoW quest planted the seeds of leftist ideology in my young mind. For what is the liberation of the workers but all of us standing together and stating plainly and clearly "Work is da poop. No more."
January 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
This daily WoW quest planted the seeds of leftist ideology in my young mind. For what is the liberation of the workers but all of us standing together and stating plainly and clearly "Work is da poop. No more."
Lately I’ve been calling a glass of water with no ice “guzzler’s delight” much to the chagrin of my friends and family
March 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Lately I’ve been calling a glass of water with no ice “guzzler’s delight” much to the chagrin of my friends and family
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Dude, you gotta watch this tv show. It will smooth your mind like a river stone
March 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Dude, you gotta watch this tv show. It will smooth your mind like a river stone
The most intellectual lifestyle available is to listen to play monster hunter and listen to the Aeneid audiobook concurrently
March 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The most intellectual lifestyle available is to listen to play monster hunter and listen to the Aeneid audiobook concurrently
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Feer Plastics
New Haven, IL
New Haven, IL
March 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Feer Plastics
New Haven, IL
New Haven, IL
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Foxes are clever. Racoons are tricksters. Weasels are evasive. Man I gotta stop getting fooled by critters
February 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Foxes are clever. Racoons are tricksters. Weasels are evasive. Man I gotta stop getting fooled by critters
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Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired
February 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired
Seth MacFarlane must tell me in five bullet points what work he did last week or resign
February 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Seth MacFarlane must tell me in five bullet points what work he did last week or resign
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i think the car just did that due to it’s Evil Aura
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i think the car just did that due to it’s Evil Aura
Proof that you never know what’s going on in anyone’s relationship 😟 One day the man could be posting about how he has dominion over his wife and the next it’s over…. Check in on your friends
Kanye West And Bianca Censori Split: Heading For Divorce Following Grammys Stunt
Kanye West and Bianca Censori are reportedly heading for divorce, just 11 days after her controversial Grammys red carpet appearance.
www.yahoo.com
February 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Proof that you never know what’s going on in anyone’s relationship 😟 One day the man could be posting about how he has dominion over his wife and the next it’s over…. Check in on your friends
Using the Freedom of Information Act to find out who Aubrey Graham bet on tn
February 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Using the Freedom of Information Act to find out who Aubrey Graham bet on tn
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It's sad they scored here because in the future people are going to look at the score and think this game was kind of close
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
February 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It's sad they scored here because in the future people are going to look at the score and think this game was kind of close
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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HOOT HOOT MOTHERFUCKERS
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
February 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
HOOT HOOT MOTHERFUCKERS
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
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I’m gonna call 1-800 Gambler preemptively
February 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m gonna call 1-800 Gambler preemptively
If the chiefs win the threepeat I will post “first as trajedy; then as farce” and be crowned the biggest intellectual on here
February 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If the chiefs win the threepeat I will post “first as trajedy; then as farce” and be crowned the biggest intellectual on here
Do you ever ruin your night by calculating how many songs you could play on touch tunes if you liquidated all your assets?
January 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Do you ever ruin your night by calculating how many songs you could play on touch tunes if you liquidated all your assets?
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Some people have inner peace—I have an inner monologue that just plays the same songs on repeat.
January 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Some people have inner peace—I have an inner monologue that just plays the same songs on repeat.
We all got that one brother who cant make it 15 minutes into the hang without mentioning the things he has done through his fault, through his fault, through his most grievous fault
January 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
We all got that one brother who cant make it 15 minutes into the hang without mentioning the things he has done through his fault, through his fault, through his most grievous fault
My face when she didnt even care about the Challengers snub that much
January 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My face when she didnt even care about the Challengers snub that much
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