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Jesta Girl
@jestagirl.bsky.social
Mostly pics of my dogs and reposts of the rest of your brilliance. Mild political raging... A sign of the times.

🇨🇦 #ElbowsUp
Timeline cleanse.

Best view for the morning coffee ☕😊

34 days til #Christmas

#ChristmasTree
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Glass half full:

No awkward excuses to get out of the cheeseburger buffet at the White House

#BlueJays #WorldSeries

#GoJaysGo, but not to the White House, well, what's left of it anyway

www.blogto.com/sports_play/...
Here's why you should still be happy after Toronto Blue Jays lose World Series
The Toronto Blue Jays' historic 2025 World Series run was really more than anyone could have asked for, and while fans coast to coast to coast may be…
www.blogto.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The Nobel Peace Prize will be announced tomorrow

RIP ketchup bottles at Mara Largo & The White House

We thank you for your service

#NobelPeacePrize

www.nobelprize.org/prizes/about...
October 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
All the best people are on Blue Sky ❤️
September 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Reposted by Jesta Girl
Me when I have had 1 minute in the treadmill…. 🐹
July 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Had an amazing time at the Moon Mammoths game yesterday. Worth the trip from Canada 🇨🇦. Met John Oliver & Bruce Moon and my life will never be the same. Great job all! @lastweektonight.com @erieseawolves.bsky.social #MoonMammoths
July 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Reposted by Jesta Girl
June 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Golden Dome sounds like a vending machine condom.

The cheap kind that breaks and leads to Don Jr.s and Erics
May 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Me moments after opening Twitter by mistake ....
a baby wearing a black space racer shirt
ALT: a baby wearing a black space racer shirt
media.tenor.com
May 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I can't help but wonder if the internet outage in Ontario and Quebec has anything to do with our proximity to Newark airport 🤷
May 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I don't know that I have a fav, but this one's pretty brilliant!!!

Rest in Peace George ... The world is less fun without you, but heaven is lmao'ing
May 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This is why 11 yr old baby girls need 30 dolls! This way when two fall into the ocean they'll have 28 left
May 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Ok this is my new goto reply to unknown numbers 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
When a random DC number texts you, you can't help but assume
April 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Truer words were never spoken (sung)
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
April 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Reposted by Jesta Girl
April 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The Pope meets with Kings, not the court Jester
April 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I love this for JD 😂 😂 😂

cc: Greenland, #trendsetter
"Pope Francis skipped the Vatican’s official meeting with Vice President JD Vance Saturday, instead having his No. 2 give the vice president a lecture on compassion, according to a Vatican statement."
Pope Sends Deputy to Lecture Vance on Compassion at Vatican
Vance had an “an exchange of opinions” with Cardinal Pietro Parolin that touched on migration, the Vatican said.
www.thedailybeast.com
April 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
What's going on with the Oval Office? Dictators and Gold overkill. Tell me you idolize Putin without telling me you idolize Putin.

Left: Biden
Right: Authoritarianism

The @nytimes.com should update this article

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Keep it classy America, keep it classy. 🤦
April 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
New beds are a hit! Homesense for the win! #dogs ❤️
April 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This dog pic lady also says it's fine 😁 🐶 ❤️ 🤗 👍

Here's a pic of the girls enjoying their new beds
April 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Hey friends. Anyone know how to put Trump and or Vance in the place of the slapped penguin? #penguins #tarrifs #trumptarrifs

youtu.be/5IjmOSFtoJc?...
Penguin slaps other penguin
YouTube video by Bananularland
youtu.be
April 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Wrong boom donold. This is the (ka)boom fuse you've lit. #tariffs

Read a book would ya 🤦
April 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I'm completely shocked... This randomized, in no apparent order, list of tariffs included uninhabited places?
April 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Was curious if Cory Booker got bathroom breaks so I typed "bathroom" into the search bar.

Don't do that !!!
a man says you can 't unsee that
ALT: a man says you can 't unsee that
media.tenor.com
April 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Best take yet! 😂 #DUIHire
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
March 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM