I blame the collapse of a much loved craft store for the sundress. The fabric was REALLY on sale. Machine sewn. Sometimes you just want to finish a project fast.
I blame the collapse of a much loved craft store for the sundress. The fabric was REALLY on sale. Machine sewn. Sometimes you just want to finish a project fast.
I finished the panniers I need to go with my stays. So now I'm ready to make the 18th century style dress I want for an event later this spring. Now I just have to be brave enough to try making the dress.
I finished the panniers I need to go with my stays. So now I'm ready to make the 18th century style dress I want for an event later this spring. Now I just have to be brave enough to try making the dress.
In hindsight, the blue hair powder was not worth it on dark hair. Would have looked awesome if my hair were lighter. Maybe I'll try it again one day when I'm fully gray.
In hindsight, the blue hair powder was not worth it on dark hair. Would have looked awesome if my hair were lighter. Maybe I'll try it again one day when I'm fully gray.
"So, if there are supposed to be checks and balances, why aren't they checking and balancing?"
Out of the mouth of babies, people.
"So, if there are supposed to be checks and balances, why aren't they checking and balancing?"
Out of the mouth of babies, people.
A middle school student has mixed Axe body spray with water in a bottle and is calling it "holy water."
He is spritzing his classmates in the hall, declaring, "Begone demons!"
A middle school student has mixed Axe body spray with water in a bottle and is calling it "holy water."
He is spritzing his classmates in the hall, declaring, "Begone demons!"
"He wants a slurpee . . . As any guy would."
"He wants a slurpee . . . As any guy would."
We just added Justice Samuel Alito’s 2023 filing and newly uncovered Justice Clarence Thomas filings from the 1990s.
We just added Justice Samuel Alito’s 2023 filing and newly uncovered Justice Clarence Thomas filings from the 1990s.
"Do you think death makes us stupider?"
"Do you think death makes us stupider?"
"I'm going to use my girl power! PEW PEW BOOM!!!!!"
"I'm going to use my girl power! PEW PEW BOOM!!!!!"
Free countries don't ban books.
Build home libraries of banned books.
uniteagainstbookbans.org
Free countries don't ban books.
Build home libraries of banned books.
uniteagainstbookbans.org
"Not that chair. That chair has a weird musty aura."
"Not that chair. That chair has a weird musty aura."
"Who stole the internet?!?!"
"Who stole the internet?!?!"
Why do people keep asking to see
God's identity papers
when the darkness opening into morning
is more than enough?
Certainly any god might turn away in disgust.
Why do people keep asking to see
God's identity papers
when the darkness opening into morning
is more than enough?
Certainly any god might turn away in disgust.
"I didn't win or lose. I am the average player of the game of life."
"I didn't win or lose. I am the average player of the game of life."
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
"That's okay. I take EVERYTHING as a compliment."
"That's okay. I take EVERYTHING as a compliment."