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Flowering Crabapple
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In my crone era
Pinned
Quack the planet
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the hater's council just vetoed this actually.

"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.

"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Funniest way for this game to end would be Little walking a run in.
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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ESPN can't even be bothered to do a pregame show for the WNBA Playoffs, this is such bullshit
September 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This plus the fact that espn is not doing a pregame countdown leading into game one and is instead talking about football, all you need to know about the level of respect espn has for women’s sports.
The #WNBA has given EXCLUSIVE rights to presentation of the first round of the post-season to ESPN/ABC, giving the finger to League Pass subscribers

I really did not expect that, since I am not a cable/ESPN subscriber

That has to go into my thinking for the future

I hope ESPN is paying a bundle
September 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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HELLO GOOD MORNING HER SUBTLE INVESTIGATIONS IS OUT NOW!!!!

And specifically it's now available DIRECTLY FROM ME! Everything sold through my website is DRM-free and I get the FULL cover price (minus processing fees)!

scarlettgaleauthor.com/shop/p/her-s...
scarlettgaleauthor.com/shop/p/her-s...
Hello good morning I am BUSY and TIRED and I HAVE A BOOK COMING OUT TOMORROW and I am RAPIDLY RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY ABOUT IT!!! It's a polyamorous triad where they're all the grumpy one, they're all the sunshine one, and they're all soft for each other!

books2read.com/HerSubtleInv...
August 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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[looking at the gettysburg address]

“that sign won’t stop me because i can’t read”
Caption this
August 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Tried the caffeinated water the work bevi dispenses “for science”. The taste is pretty faint, mainly tastes like flat seltzer (yes flat seltzer is just water but it has a taste), with hints of it taking two tries to swallow an uncoated pill.
August 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Hey Bluesky guess what THE KNIFE'S BOOK IS COMING OUT ON AUG 16 AND YOU CAN PRE-ORDER IT RIGHT NOW!!!!

SURPRISE!

HER SUBTLE INVESTIGATIONS is a polyamorous shorty4shorty4shorty romance with action! Adventure! Threesomes! Magic! A very reasonable amount of stabbings!

books2read.com/HerSubtleInv...
July 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Missed connection:
You: a 40yo white woman with millennial pink headphones and a dalmatian on the 2 bus screaming about personal space
Me: the lady you shoulder checked and told to go fuck herself

I didn’t have time to give you the ass beating you so clearly wanted, let’s schedule a make up time!
July 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I wrote about Clarence Thomas's anti-intellectual, anti-trans concurrence in United States v. Skrmetti, and what it says about how far the right has fallen into conspiratorialism
The Triumph of the American Moron
Clarence Thomas's anti-trans concurrence is the culmination of right-wing anti-intellectualism
stringinamaze.net
June 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Just finished Their Eyes Were Watching God (amazing, heart wrenching, etc) and notice an acquaintance had rated it 2 stars. To each their own, but I was compelled to check this person’s 5 star reads, which included The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Let’s be for real folks. Some opinions are wrong.
June 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Sinners (2025)
May 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Happy Friday! Once more, I bring to you the fact that my neighbors have been out of their house since February, and need help to get out of this situation. Even small donations help, and resharing this can help even more. Thanks!

gofund.me/63df544c
Donate to Support for Neighbors Displaced After Mid-Winter Fire, organized by Katherine Olson
On the evening of February 7, 2025, my neighbors were hit with a… Katherine Olson needs your support for Support for Neighbors Displaced After Mid-Winter Fire
gofund.me
May 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
At a karaoke bar in NYC and two women are singing For Good from Wicked and darlings this song is not even a banger. If you must be a theater nerd pick a song we can sing along to.
April 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
April 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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"If the state can kidnap people from their homes and send them to a rights-free zone for the indefinite future, and the Court charged with defending the Constitution cannot manage anything more than a shrug of its shoulders, it might as well shut down for good."
April 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This week a coworker told me I had too much joie de vivre to be from Fresno. Is this an insult? Do I need to meet her in a parking lot?
February 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Folks, review your pay stubs. This month is the second time I’ve noticed my firm was paying CA non-exempt employees wrong. I was short $970 this time!! They fixed it both times it’s been pointed out, but you have to stay vigilant!
February 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Told Dan we should get a cat named Pork and his is extremely opposed. I think Pork is a cute/funny name for a kitten.
January 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We had basketball on the TV all day and not growing up in a sports family had mom with opinions.
December 26, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Highlight of Christmas, mom mixing up Austria and Australia while bro and her argue about dressage.
December 26, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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I think the Duolingo owl should be taken down a peg or two
December 3, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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New intrusive thought just dropped
In Bismarck for a show. Saw a wall that forbade kissing. Went to a restaurant that had a wall of kisses. We asked the waitress if it was a North Dakota thing and she looked aghast. “But there’s one across the street and one here,” we said. “That has nothing to do with ours,” she replied
November 20, 2024 at 9:58 AM