Jesse
@jessereed78.bsky.social
I like people who prefer peace over war, and love over hate. Husband, father, and lifelong #49ers fan.
South Park can't spoof this shit. It is the spoof.
Kristi Noem: "Most of all we thank President Trump for the guts and the love of this country to do the right thing ... he told the American people we needed a wall, and we have a wall. A big beautiful wall that President Trump also wanted painted black so that it would endure."
February 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
South Park can't spoof this shit. It is the spoof.
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A Utah lawmaker has introduced legislation that would allow concealed firearms permit holders to bring guns into publicly funded venues such as the Delta Center, where the Utah Jazz and Utah Mammoth play home games in Salt Lake City.
February 4, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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This man is a traitor to America.
Q: You're a constitutional lawyer. Can you detail the 4th Amendment protections someone has if ICE approaches their home w/an administrative warrant?
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
February 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
This man is a traitor to America.
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These people are terrorists. Full stop.
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
These people are terrorists. Full stop.
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Must always post this pic when Markwayne is mentioned: cowering from his own mob
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Must always post this pic when Markwayne is mentioned: cowering from his own mob
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I hope they have PTSD for the rest of their miserable lives.
I hope they cant go to a sporting event, or public swimming pool without having a mental breakdown.
I hope they piss themselves at the site of a crossing guard.
#AbolishICE
I hope they cant go to a sporting event, or public swimming pool without having a mental breakdown.
I hope they piss themselves at the site of a crossing guard.
#AbolishICE
February 4, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I hope they have PTSD for the rest of their miserable lives.
I hope they cant go to a sporting event, or public swimming pool without having a mental breakdown.
I hope they piss themselves at the site of a crossing guard.
#AbolishICE
I hope they cant go to a sporting event, or public swimming pool without having a mental breakdown.
I hope they piss themselves at the site of a crossing guard.
#AbolishICE
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Remember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel?
Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.
And they almost shot some kids in the process.
Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.
And they almost shot some kids in the process.
They just blindly shot through the fucking door.
"Additional photographs show damage consistent with a bullet fragment lodged in a bedroom wall down the hallway — suggesting it traveled between a mattress and a portable crib in a room where several small children sleep."
"Additional photographs show damage consistent with a bullet fragment lodged in a bedroom wall down the hallway — suggesting it traveled between a mattress and a portable crib in a room where several small children sleep."
"Photographic evidence from the shooting scene of a Venezuelan man by federal agents last month in Minneapolis supports the account of witnesses there – and appears to undercut the narrative provided by federal officials." www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Remember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel?
Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.
And they almost shot some kids in the process.
Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.
And they almost shot some kids in the process.
the stupid...it burns!
“Health officials in New Mexico are warning against consuming raw dairy products after a newborn baby in the state died from a listeria infection that they say was likely contracted when the baby's mother drank raw milk during pregnancy.” @jackiantonovich.bsky.social
New Mexico warns against consuming raw milk after newborn dies from listeria
While the New Mexico Department of Health said it cannot pinpoint the baby's exact cause of death, officials believe it could have been linked to the mother drinking raw milk during pregnancy.
www.nbcnews.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
the stupid...it burns!
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No we don’t you worthless lump of campaign bribes, we want ICE abolished and every person who committed crimes, as well as those who allowed it to happen, prosecuted. Go fucking retire, you’ve done enough damage already.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
No we don’t you worthless lump of campaign bribes, we want ICE abolished and every person who committed crimes, as well as those who allowed it to happen, prosecuted. Go fucking retire, you’ve done enough damage already.
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Is it just me or does it feel like the 'ushers' are on a hair trigger of late, lunging in front of the cameras to rescue Trump whenever he starts doing a dementia.
Trump can be heard still complaining about Kaitlan Collins not smiling as reporters are ushers out of the Oval Office
February 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Is it just me or does it feel like the 'ushers' are on a hair trigger of late, lunging in front of the cameras to rescue Trump whenever he starts doing a dementia.
Bad Bunny is…an American citizen tho???
Fox guest Dave Landau: Puerto Rican artist Bad Bunny “would be killed” for talking trash in his own country so instead he's “insulting our country”
February 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Bad Bunny is…an American citizen tho???
aka we're gonna fix the elections in states that are clearly blue
Q: Trump said specifically Republicans should 'take over' elections in 15 states. What did he mean?
LEAVITT: With the passage of the SAVE Act, voter ID will be implemented across all 50 states. He was referring to specific states in which we've seen a high degree of fraud like California & New York
LEAVITT: With the passage of the SAVE Act, voter ID will be implemented across all 50 states. He was referring to specific states in which we've seen a high degree of fraud like California & New York
February 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
aka we're gonna fix the elections in states that are clearly blue
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It wouldn’t be Super Bowl media week without Fred Warner walking around with a cheese bust of Fred Warner to promote Tillamook cheese.
February 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
It wouldn’t be Super Bowl media week without Fred Warner walking around with a cheese bust of Fred Warner to promote Tillamook cheese.
MAGA = anti-gun, apparently
Jeanine Pirro declared on Fox that if anyone brings "a gun into the District, you mark my words, you're going to jail. I don't care if you have a license in another district and I don't care if you're a law-abiding gun owner somewhere else."
February 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
MAGA = anti-gun, apparently
hmmmm
Is Jim Schwartz returning as DC?
Monken: "I think it's a little inappropriate for me to comment on that at this time."
Monken: "I think it's a little inappropriate for me to comment on that at this time."
February 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
hmmmm
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This guy FAFO and I’m so here for it.
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
This guy FAFO and I’m so here for it.
laws, shmaws, amirite?
Mike Johnson speaks out against the use of judicial warrants in immigration cases:
"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
laws, shmaws, amirite?
this is so damn awesome
Judge Reyes starts with a comparison: George Washington versus Kristi Noem.
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
this is so damn awesome
Triggered much?
FFS why are all right-wing assholes such snowflakes???
FFS why are all right-wing assholes such snowflakes???
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Gervais cited his own 2020 Golden Globes monologue, in which he urged winners not to use their acceptance speeches "as a platform to make a political speech."
decider.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Triggered much?
FFS why are all right-wing assholes such snowflakes???
FFS why are all right-wing assholes such snowflakes???
Got cancer? NO PROBLEM!!!! Just message your ChatGPT doc and go straight to the morgue!!!
Dr Oz on rural healthcare: "There's no question about it, whether you want it or not -- the best way to help some of these communities is gonna be AI-based avatars"
February 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Got cancer? NO PROBLEM!!!! Just message your ChatGPT doc and go straight to the morgue!!!
So incredibly disgusting
February 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
So incredibly disgusting
He won’t sue because discovery would bury his disgusting ass
Q: Are you going to sue Trevor Noah?
TRUMP: Well, he said I spent time on Jeffrey Epstein's island. I didn't. He's a lightweight, this guy. I think he's terrible. I thought he did a terrible job at the Grammy's. Frankly, I think the DOJ should just say 'we have other things to do'
TRUMP: Well, he said I spent time on Jeffrey Epstein's island. I didn't. He's a lightweight, this guy. I think he's terrible. I thought he did a terrible job at the Grammy's. Frankly, I think the DOJ should just say 'we have other things to do'
February 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
He won’t sue because discovery would bury his disgusting ass
i'm sure this will solve everything...
also, their bullshit is being recorded by the public so this really isn't jack shit
also, their bullshit is being recorded by the public so this really isn't jack shit
U.S. DHS CHIEF: WILL RAPIDLY ACQUIRE AND DEPLOY BODY CAMERAS TO DHS LAW ENFORCEMENT ACROSS THE COUNTRY
February 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
i'm sure this will solve everything...
also, their bullshit is being recorded by the public so this really isn't jack shit
also, their bullshit is being recorded by the public so this really isn't jack shit
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very funny AND very frustrating
February 2, 2026 at 3:07 AM
very funny AND very frustrating
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Read: They are going to lockdown prisoners to contain spread leaving them to suffer and spread to each with no access to healthcare or treatment.
FTR: Anne Frank died of typhus in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp in Germany.
FTR: Anne Frank died of typhus in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp in Germany.
BREAKING: ICE has halted "all movement" at a Texas detention facility due to measles infections, DHS confirms.
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
cbsn.ws
February 2, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Read: They are going to lockdown prisoners to contain spread leaving them to suffer and spread to each with no access to healthcare or treatment.
FTR: Anne Frank died of typhus in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp in Germany.
FTR: Anne Frank died of typhus in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp in Germany.