Jeremy
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Jeremy
@jeremyharrison.bsky.social
Criminally over-followed writer.
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Why are my posts so expensive?

1) maintaining a studio for draping (flou) & a studio for tailoring (tailleur)

2) all emeralds ethically sourced

3) trips to the Bodleian

4) hand-stitching on bias cut point d’esprit

5) the exorbitant cost of eel

6) knife skills/braising

Hope that helps.
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I'm not one to toot my own horn, which is why I was booted from the orchestra
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
As a kid, I wished I could be Spider-Man. I'm finally living out that dream on account of the fact that I may not make rent by the end of the month
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
When people say "we all wear masks" they usually mean it metaphorically but not me. I'm wearing my Batman mask to this business merger
September 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If you ask me, movies are getting too WOKE. I mean, a talking pig in the big city? Give me a break
August 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Make a strong impression on anyone named Megan by pronouncing their name so it rhymes with "vegan"
August 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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I’m an empath (get really sad when all the heist guys kill each other at the beginning of The Dark Knight)
August 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'll pluck a flower for every regret and leave this field barren and grey in my wake
August 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I was the only critic brave enough to give an honest review of my 2 year old nephew's "drawing" of a "lion" and like many of the great critics, I'm being persecuted
July 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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progress is like two steps forward, three steps back, one step forward, 397 steps back, four steps forward, 526 steps back,
July 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I hope I never hate anything as much as old timey animators hated cats
July 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The Wicker Man is the worst superhero ever
July 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I coulda really been somebody if only it weren't for my general vibe
July 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
July 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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100 days. Andry, a gay asylum seeker from Venezuela, turned to my country to escape persecution for who he was & what he believed. He was sent, instead, without due process, to an El Salvadoran terrorist prison & allowed no contact with anyone. He must be freed &, at long last, free.

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June 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Guuurl are you an angel? Because you look biblically accurate
June 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Accidentally hired the new Harrison Fjörd movie and it's just 4 hours of a man ice fishing to classical music
May 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
"This town IS big enough for the both of us."

-Cowboy proposal
May 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I finally got to watch Nosferatu and let me just say: more like Nosferaten out of ten amirite, haha. I liked the movie
April 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
One day, you wake up and suddenly feel a desire to call movies "pictures"
April 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Café. Woman on her flip phone haltingly texting with all sounds on. Each key makes a different tone. It’s like sharing space with a damaged bird & also I’m worried that the phone is summoning the past. Like when I look up it will be the first episode of Grey’s Anatomy.
April 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
On the one hand, I've finally learned what a trade deficit is today.

On the other, I learned it to understand the global machinations of a madman
April 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You have a Bluesky notification. It's under a mossy rock beneath that tree with a face carved into it that bleeds sap from its eyes every crescent moon
April 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe and ignore the low, gravelly voice that whispers your name from your closet at 3AM
April 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Is this excitement, anxiety or caffeine? I never know, I continue to be a mystery to myself
March 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM