Jeremy
@jeremyharrison.bsky.social
Criminally over-followed writer.
I saw a massive owl earlier so I think that qualifies me
September 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I saw a massive owl earlier so I think that qualifies me
I read that as wear little wings and I was like buddy, have I got news for you
September 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I read that as wear little wings and I was like buddy, have I got news for you
"How will that affect our quarterlies?" I asked in the Christian Bale voice
September 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"How will that affect our quarterlies?" I asked in the Christian Bale voice
It's also cool that they allow you to hire cranes though. Never know when you'll need a large bird to attack your enemies
September 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It's also cool that they allow you to hire cranes though. Never know when you'll need a large bird to attack your enemies
By disclosing that, you're violating the extensive NDA you signed 😡
September 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
By disclosing that, you're violating the extensive NDA you signed 😡
Stop pinching worms Jessica
September 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Stop pinching worms Jessica
Thank you, the Celsius addition allowed me to fully immerse myself in this experience 😌
August 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Thank you, the Celsius addition allowed me to fully immerse myself in this experience 😌
I'm sorry, my skills of deduction are perhaps too powerful 😔
August 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'm sorry, my skills of deduction are perhaps too powerful 😔
I bet it's on a day that ends in "y".
August 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I bet it's on a day that ends in "y".
I'm discovering that there are many ways to pronounce Megan, it seems. Your brother and dad will have ro pronounce it the opposite way for this gag, then
August 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I'm discovering that there are many ways to pronounce Megan, it seems. Your brother and dad will have ro pronounce it the opposite way for this gag, then
Right?? I was just making a silly joke and in the end, I learned something interesting. The magic of the internet
August 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Right?? I was just making a silly joke and in the end, I learned something interesting. The magic of the internet
Really? Well I'll be, that's very interesting! In Australia you'll have to pronounce it the reverse way in order to perform this prank then
August 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Really? Well I'll be, that's very interesting! In Australia you'll have to pronounce it the reverse way in order to perform this prank then
Your account has been hacked by an Amazon parcel
August 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Your account has been hacked by an Amazon parcel
PAM, YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH. WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
August 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
PAM, YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH. WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
Well hey, at least they put in some effort. WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR MOST PEOPLE IN MY LIFE.
I don't need therapy what are you talking about
I don't need therapy what are you talking about
August 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Well hey, at least they put in some effort. WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR MOST PEOPLE IN MY LIFE.
I don't need therapy what are you talking about
I don't need therapy what are you talking about
Definitely not, I'd sooner blame an elusive plant assassin
August 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Definitely not, I'd sooner blame an elusive plant assassin
Yikes, yeah, that does sound worse. I guess the moral of the story is love is for other people and I should just buy a houseplant
August 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Yikes, yeah, that does sound worse. I guess the moral of the story is love is for other people and I should just buy a houseplant