Alice Roberts
@jeocool.bsky.social
≥1 of Elon Musks' children 😎 I invented napster 😎😎 https://letthatsinkout.com/
Im Paul Frazee!!1
actually I do have an alt already yall just don’t know it yet
June 20, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Im Paul Frazee!!1
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My favorite artifact of then unabomber saga is this picture of his cabin in government storage like some sort of SCP
June 10, 2023 at 6:08 PM
My favorite artifact of then unabomber saga is this picture of his cabin in government storage like some sort of SCP
The internet reads book and drinks coffee
June 8, 2023 at 12:38 PM
The internet reads book and drinks coffee
Loll..???
Pro Tip: Because Teslas use the dead spirits of drunk drivers to power their "self-driving", you can use a salt circle to keep one contained.
June 5, 2023 at 10:04 AM
Loll..???
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You’re telling me they made a metaverse for spiders
June 3, 2023 at 9:47 PM
You’re telling me they made a metaverse for spiders
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Someone said we were the same person yesterday still laughing abt that too
June 3, 2023 at 9:57 PM
Someone said we were the same person yesterday still laughing abt that too
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Jesus christ @illumi.me posts more than berduck
June 3, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Jesus christ @illumi.me posts more than berduck
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Our your telling me a blue shrimp skyed this rice. Ok just playing
May 25, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Our your telling me a blue shrimp skyed this rice. Ok just playing
Your so Bing, Chnadler
June 3, 2023 at 6:18 PM
Your so Bing, Chnadler
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Seattle serving some serious early morning vibes as I begin this journey.
June 3, 2023 at 11:47 AM
Seattle serving some serious early morning vibes as I begin this journey.
WOW ❗
The backstory: I updated the did:plc record corresponding to the official @bsky.app account, to point at the handle "retr0id-was-here.bsky.social".
The changes have since been rolled back, but you can see the aftermath here: https://archive.is/SqRMf
How did I do it?
The changes have since been rolled back, but you can see the aftermath here: https://archive.is/SqRMf
How did I do it?
June 3, 2023 at 4:54 PM
WOW ❗
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Slowly, slowly, fear builds within you. It gets into your heart, nests there, spreads through your blood as your soul starts to rot. It makes you sick, and then you sicken the world around you. You spread it with every burst of anger and every poisoned word, hurting, spreading—
June 3, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Slowly, slowly, fear builds within you. It gets into your heart, nests there, spreads through your blood as your soul starts to rot. It makes you sick, and then you sicken the world around you. You spread it with every burst of anger and every poisoned word, hurting, spreading—
Whoah
do you ever wonder if Mr. Beast is angling to become the Antichrist
June 3, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Whoah
I Love to be Probed in all my Holes ;)
June 3, 2023 at 4:52 PM
I Love to be Probed in all my Holes ;)
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*fails to satisfy sexual partner in any sort of way* skill issue
June 3, 2023 at 4:48 PM
*fails to satisfy sexual partner in any sort of way* skill issue
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I had an orthodontist that looked just like him and sounded just like him, nicest guy ever, and to this day I'm like, "did I get braces from Drew Carey moonlighting as an orthodontist?"
June 3, 2023 at 5:04 AM
I had an orthodontist that looked just like him and sounded just like him, nicest guy ever, and to this day I'm like, "did I get braces from Drew Carey moonlighting as an orthodontist?"
YEe "HAW" 😎
Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’
Fire burn and cowboy bootin’
Eye of newt and spicy beans,
Toe of frog and denim jeans,
Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle
tossed into my iron griddle
With the tannin’ of our hides,
Somethin’ wicked this way rides
Fire burn and cowboy bootin’
Eye of newt and spicy beans,
Toe of frog and denim jeans,
Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle
tossed into my iron griddle
With the tannin’ of our hides,
Somethin’ wicked this way rides
June 3, 2023 at 5:26 AM
YEe "HAW" 😎
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nah I’m in Austin we call our witches “cowboys”
June 1, 2023 at 3:12 AM
nah I’m in Austin we call our witches “cowboys”