Jenny Trout
@jennytrout.bsky.social
Author best known as Abigail Barnette. Blogger, Community Theater Enthusiast. Autistic, queer, generally a big weirdo. If you don't know my pronouns, store bought is fine.
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HAPPY SATURDAY FOLKS
I'm LoS!
I hope you are all safe and warm as this winter storm rolls over the US. Please take care of yourselves and check on your neighbors, especially if they are elderly or if there are small people around. The cold is no joke
And here's some art where they're staying warm
I'm LoS!
I hope you are all safe and warm as this winter storm rolls over the US. Please take care of yourselves and check on your neighbors, especially if they are elderly or if there are small people around. The cold is no joke
And here's some art where they're staying warm
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 PM
HAPPY SATURDAY FOLKS
I'm LoS!
I hope you are all safe and warm as this winter storm rolls over the US. Please take care of yourselves and check on your neighbors, especially if they are elderly or if there are small people around. The cold is no joke
And here's some art where they're staying warm
I'm LoS!
I hope you are all safe and warm as this winter storm rolls over the US. Please take care of yourselves and check on your neighbors, especially if they are elderly or if there are small people around. The cold is no joke
And here's some art where they're staying warm
The YouTube algorithm is like, "Hey. Wanna watch some videos about people dying on Everest?" And I'm like, damn. You're not wrong. I do want to watch that.
January 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
The YouTube algorithm is like, "Hey. Wanna watch some videos about people dying on Everest?" And I'm like, damn. You're not wrong. I do want to watch that.
It's gonna be hilarious when the thing that heals the political divide is sending Bill Clinton to jail.
December 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
It's gonna be hilarious when the thing that heals the political divide is sending Bill Clinton to jail.
I think the thing that would make me happiest in my life is if I could curate a room-sized collection of miniature dollhouse lamps that actually light up. Table lamps, only. I'm not that into sconces. God, it's relaxing just imagining it.
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I think the thing that would make me happiest in my life is if I could curate a room-sized collection of miniature dollhouse lamps that actually light up. Table lamps, only. I'm not that into sconces. God, it's relaxing just imagining it.
I finally got around to getting Meomere in Stardew Valley.
a cartoon hand is pointing at a applause sign
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December 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I finally got around to getting Meomere in Stardew Valley.
Hear me out: they love each other and bang anybody they want to bang, sometimes together, sometimes separately, but it's always filthy.
That's my book HER BROTHER'S BILLIONAIRE BEST FRIEND (by Abigail Barnette).
That's my book HER BROTHER'S BILLIONAIRE BEST FRIEND (by Abigail Barnette).
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hear me out: they love each other and bang anybody they want to bang, sometimes together, sometimes separately, but it's always filthy.
That's my book HER BROTHER'S BILLIONAIRE BEST FRIEND (by Abigail Barnette).
That's my book HER BROTHER'S BILLIONAIRE BEST FRIEND (by Abigail Barnette).
You can put blackberry jam on your ham sandwich. Nobody can stop you.
December 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You can put blackberry jam on your ham sandwich. Nobody can stop you.
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Hey! If you’ve ever liked my voice, now, before the end of the year, would be a really good time to hire me for any SAG-approved projects!
Asking as someone who loves VO, and also really loves having halfway decent health insurance
Asking as someone who loves VO, and also really loves having halfway decent health insurance
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Hey! If you’ve ever liked my voice, now, before the end of the year, would be a really good time to hire me for any SAG-approved projects!
Asking as someone who loves VO, and also really loves having halfway decent health insurance
Asking as someone who loves VO, and also really loves having halfway decent health insurance
My 17yro found a school project she made in first grade. It was about her family. About me, she wrote: "My mom is mentally ill but she can also die easier than most people."
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My 17yro found a school project she made in first grade. It was about her family. About me, she wrote: "My mom is mentally ill but she can also die easier than most people."
"Jenny, didn't you write those hilarious Fifty Shades of Grey recaps like a decade ago?"
As a matter of fact, I did! And I'm still in the hating game. Join the Jealous Patrons Book Club, and read my snarky recaps. We're currently reading Blood of Hercules.
patreon.com/jennytrout
As a matter of fact, I did! And I'm still in the hating game. Join the Jealous Patrons Book Club, and read my snarky recaps. We're currently reading Blood of Hercules.
patreon.com/jennytrout
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November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"Jenny, didn't you write those hilarious Fifty Shades of Grey recaps like a decade ago?"
As a matter of fact, I did! And I'm still in the hating game. Join the Jealous Patrons Book Club, and read my snarky recaps. We're currently reading Blood of Hercules.
patreon.com/jennytrout
As a matter of fact, I did! And I'm still in the hating game. Join the Jealous Patrons Book Club, and read my snarky recaps. We're currently reading Blood of Hercules.
patreon.com/jennytrout
Before AI, I used to love videos of bears getting in people's hot tubs. Now, I can't trust them. I will never forgive the world for that.
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Before AI, I used to love videos of bears getting in people's hot tubs. Now, I can't trust them. I will never forgive the world for that.
All I need is a wooden base keyboard with Gateron Oil King switches and ceramic key caps.
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
All I need is a wooden base keyboard with Gateron Oil King switches and ceramic key caps.
I miss Write or Die. How am I supposed to get anything done without my fear of my procrastination drowning a cartoon kitten in acid?
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I miss Write or Die. How am I supposed to get anything done without my fear of my procrastination drowning a cartoon kitten in acid?
Not to trade in stereotypes, but I am unsurprised to hear Kate Bush play during the timeout at this women's beer league hockey game.
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Not to trade in stereotypes, but I am unsurprised to hear Kate Bush play during the timeout at this women's beer league hockey game.
Today I'm gonna wear a long-sleeved t-shirt under a regular t-shirt and put a baseball hat on without putting in a ponytail first. Shit, I might even center part. Then, I'm gonna listen to Alanis Morrissette and R.E.M. and think about whether Hell is really or the adults are trying to scare me.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Today I'm gonna wear a long-sleeved t-shirt under a regular t-shirt and put a baseball hat on without putting in a ponytail first. Shit, I might even center part. Then, I'm gonna listen to Alanis Morrissette and R.E.M. and think about whether Hell is really or the adults are trying to scare me.
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Do I believe JD Vance and Erika Kirk will be married before he announces his campaign for 2028? Yes.
Do I believe JD Vance will divorce Usha? No. I do not think he will divorce her.
Do I believe JD Vance will divorce Usha? No. I do not think he will divorce her.
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Do I believe JD Vance and Erika Kirk will be married before he announces his campaign for 2028? Yes.
Do I believe JD Vance will divorce Usha? No. I do not think he will divorce her.
Do I believe JD Vance will divorce Usha? No. I do not think he will divorce her.
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Me at the Edward Sharpe & Magnetic Zeroes TD concert.
October 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Me at the Edward Sharpe & Magnetic Zeroes TD concert.
I hate white feminist Halloween. What do you mean you're going as Ruth Bader Ginsburg's refusal to retire during the 178 days Democrats had a filibuster-proof majority during Obama's first term?
October 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I hate white feminist Halloween. What do you mean you're going as Ruth Bader Ginsburg's refusal to retire during the 178 days Democrats had a filibuster-proof majority during Obama's first term?
I think a lot about what my ancestors would think about me. The medieval European peasants would fall into a coma if they saw how many spices I use. I justify overeating with, "well, my caveman ancestors would be very proud and impressed."
October 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I think a lot about what my ancestors would think about me. The medieval European peasants would fall into a coma if they saw how many spices I use. I justify overeating with, "well, my caveman ancestors would be very proud and impressed."
We learned nothing from WALL-E.
October 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
We learned nothing from WALL-E.
It's Hilaria Baldwin.
Jon M. Chu says a major actor is playing the Cowardly Lion in ‘WICKED: FOR GOOD’
“Wait until the red carpet when the actor who gave us the Cowardly Lion’s voice steps foot on it. It’ll be wild”
(Source: Deadline)
“Wait until the red carpet when the actor who gave us the Cowardly Lion’s voice steps foot on it. It’ll be wild”
(Source: Deadline)
October 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It's Hilaria Baldwin.
They put me and a couple of the other managers onto a social media team and gave us posting access to all the accounts, so I'm really excited to see how fast this new career opportunity results in me accidentally getting fired.
October 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
They put me and a couple of the other managers onto a social media team and gave us posting access to all the accounts, so I'm really excited to see how fast this new career opportunity results in me accidentally getting fired.