Jenny Trout
@jennytrout.bsky.social
Author best known as Abigail Barnette. Blogger, Community Theater Enthusiast. Autistic, queer, generally a big weirdo. If you don't know my pronouns, store bought is fine.
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All I need is a wooden base keyboard with Gateron Oil King switches and ceramic key caps.
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
All I need is a wooden base keyboard with Gateron Oil King switches and ceramic key caps.
I miss Write or Die. How am I supposed to get anything done without my fear of my procrastination drowning a cartoon kitten in acid?
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I miss Write or Die. How am I supposed to get anything done without my fear of my procrastination drowning a cartoon kitten in acid?
Not to trade in stereotypes, but I am unsurprised to hear Kate Bush play during the timeout at this women's beer league hockey game.
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Not to trade in stereotypes, but I am unsurprised to hear Kate Bush play during the timeout at this women's beer league hockey game.
Today I'm gonna wear a long-sleeved t-shirt under a regular t-shirt and put a baseball hat on without putting in a ponytail first. Shit, I might even center part. Then, I'm gonna listen to Alanis Morrissette and R.E.M. and think about whether Hell is really or the adults are trying to scare me.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Today I'm gonna wear a long-sleeved t-shirt under a regular t-shirt and put a baseball hat on without putting in a ponytail first. Shit, I might even center part. Then, I'm gonna listen to Alanis Morrissette and R.E.M. and think about whether Hell is really or the adults are trying to scare me.
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Do I believe JD Vance and Erika Kirk will be married before he announces his campaign for 2028? Yes.
Do I believe JD Vance will divorce Usha? No. I do not think he will divorce her.
Do I believe JD Vance will divorce Usha? No. I do not think he will divorce her.
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Do I believe JD Vance and Erika Kirk will be married before he announces his campaign for 2028? Yes.
Do I believe JD Vance will divorce Usha? No. I do not think he will divorce her.
Do I believe JD Vance will divorce Usha? No. I do not think he will divorce her.
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Me at the Edward Sharpe & Magnetic Zeroes TD concert.
October 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Me at the Edward Sharpe & Magnetic Zeroes TD concert.
I hate white feminist Halloween. What do you mean you're going as Ruth Bader Ginsburg's refusal to retire during the 178 days Democrats had a filibuster-proof majority during Obama's first term?
October 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I hate white feminist Halloween. What do you mean you're going as Ruth Bader Ginsburg's refusal to retire during the 178 days Democrats had a filibuster-proof majority during Obama's first term?
I think a lot about what my ancestors would think about me. The medieval European peasants would fall into a coma if they saw how many spices I use. I justify overeating with, "well, my caveman ancestors would be very proud and impressed."
October 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I think a lot about what my ancestors would think about me. The medieval European peasants would fall into a coma if they saw how many spices I use. I justify overeating with, "well, my caveman ancestors would be very proud and impressed."
We learned nothing from WALL-E.
October 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
We learned nothing from WALL-E.
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(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
It's Hilaria Baldwin.
Jon M. Chu says a major actor is playing the Cowardly Lion in ‘WICKED: FOR GOOD’
“Wait until the red carpet when the actor who gave us the Cowardly Lion’s voice steps foot on it. It’ll be wild”
(Source: Deadline)
“Wait until the red carpet when the actor who gave us the Cowardly Lion’s voice steps foot on it. It’ll be wild”
(Source: Deadline)
October 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It's Hilaria Baldwin.
They put me and a couple of the other managers onto a social media team and gave us posting access to all the accounts, so I'm really excited to see how fast this new career opportunity results in me accidentally getting fired.
October 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
They put me and a couple of the other managers onto a social media team and gave us posting access to all the accounts, so I'm really excited to see how fast this new career opportunity results in me accidentally getting fired.
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Papa Smurf wears a Phrygian cap, most often associated with the French Revolution, indicating Smurf Village had a monarchy it has since overthrown. This makes Papa Smurf, de facto head of state post-revolution, akin to Robespierre. In this essay I will —
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Papa Smurf wears a Phrygian cap, most often associated with the French Revolution, indicating Smurf Village had a monarchy it has since overthrown. This makes Papa Smurf, de facto head of state post-revolution, akin to Robespierre. In this essay I will —
So, apparently you can die from eating too many gummy bears. Because I can't have just one fucking thing.
October 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
So, apparently you can die from eating too many gummy bears. Because I can't have just one fucking thing.
You can make a pizza with those tube biscuits instead of a crust. No one can stop you.
October 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You can make a pizza with those tube biscuits instead of a crust. No one can stop you.
So yeah, as I was saying, there is a WILDLY CONSENSUAL 19-on-1 scene in this series.
October 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
So yeah, as I was saying, there is a WILDLY CONSENSUAL 19-on-1 scene in this series.
Authors, what's the content policy enforcement like over here? Because over on Threads, talking about the 19-on-1 Dungeons and Dragons themed gangbang in one of my books "Promotes or encourages sexual activities" or some similarly worded bullshit. Would that fly here?
October 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Authors, what's the content policy enforcement like over here? Because over on Threads, talking about the 19-on-1 Dungeons and Dragons themed gangbang in one of my books "Promotes or encourages sexual activities" or some similarly worded bullshit. Would that fly here?
Sometimes you read a book and you can just tell that the author had a pony growing up.
I will not be explaining further at this time.
I will not be explaining further at this time.
October 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Sometimes you read a book and you can just tell that the author had a pony growing up.
I will not be explaining further at this time.
I will not be explaining further at this time.
So I've been working for these chocolatiers for like, about a year now, and I gotta say, I might like it more than I like writing.
October 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
So I've been working for these chocolatiers for like, about a year now, and I gotta say, I might like it more than I like writing.
I haven't been over here in over a minute. I'm trying to follow everybody who followed me when I was gone but there are more than three of you and I'm becoming increasingly anxious that I might follow everybody except for one, making someone feel left out.
October 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I haven't been over here in over a minute. I'm trying to follow everybody who followed me when I was gone but there are more than three of you and I'm becoming increasingly anxious that I might follow everybody except for one, making someone feel left out.
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One time, we actually read a book I liked. It's called Modelland. It's a masterpiece.
One time, we actually read a book I liked. It's called Modelland. It's a masterpiece.
October 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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One time, we actually read a book I liked. It's called Modelland. It's a masterpiece.
One time, we actually read a book I liked. It's called Modelland. It's a masterpiece.
If you cross me I will put a spell on you that makes Ryan Murphy listen to your true crime podcast and steal Netflix limited series after limited series from you.
October 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If you cross me I will put a spell on you that makes Ryan Murphy listen to your true crime podcast and steal Netflix limited series after limited series from you.
I think the part of Heretic that was the most scary for me was having to listen to a man talk about his opinions on God while Radiohead played in the background.
March 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I think the part of Heretic that was the most scary for me was having to listen to a man talk about his opinions on God while Radiohead played in the background.