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Jenny Trout
@jennytrout.bsky.social
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Author best known as Abigail Barnette. Blogger, Community Theater Enthusiast. Autistic, queer, generally a big weirdo. If you don't know my pronouns, store bought is fine.
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So yeah, as I was saying, there is a WILDLY CONSENSUAL 19-on-1 scene in this series.
A trope map style graphic with the cover of Her Brother's Billionaire Best Friend by Abigail Barnette surrounded with text. The cover pictures a red-haired white woman in a black bra and panties sitting in the lap of a white man in a black suit. He's holding a rocks glass with liquor in it. The text around the cover reads: FWB to lovers! Age gap! Lube orgy! Group activities! Sex island! Older brother's best friend! Bear attack! Peach emoji eggplant emoji in a birthday cake!
October 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I have never been less convinced that I am not about to be poisoned.
The top of a canning jar. Someone has written: "For Jenny (totally not poisoned)" with a smiley face.
January 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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You deserve some fairy smut today. Why Choose, Dark Romantasy Cinderella retelling, but Cinderella gets off on murder fantasies and her fairy godfather is a sadist. Read the content warnings!
A KINGDOM OF PLEASURE AND TORMENT, in Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. www.amazon.com/Kingdom-Plea...
Background: Floral. Text: "The reason I have not f***ed you, Cenere, is not because you're human. It's because if I f***ed you, I would never stop. I would let my palace crumble, let the world forget who I am, that I have ever existed. I would abandon every scheme, forget every slight I've yet to repay. Because if I were ever to be inside of you, I would never leave."
November 21, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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Children are nothing if not brutally honest. "You look like my mom's lesbian friend, Bonnie," and "Are you a farmer?"
I'm wearing a camo baseball hat with a Kalamazoo Wings logo and a plaid shirt.
November 19, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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Abigail Barnette books as Taylor Swift songs
A Kingdom of Pleasure and Torment: romantasy, female rage, revenge, mentor/student, heavy kink, tentacles, READ THE CONTENT WARNINGS I BEG OF YOU! www.amazon.com/Kingdom-Plea...
Song: I Did Something Bad
Background: faded newsprint Foreground: Cover of Abigail Barnette's A Kingdom of Pleasure and Torment. Text: Abigail Barnette Books as Taylor Swift Songs: I Did Something Bad
November 14, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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Abigail Barnette books as Taylor Swift songs
The Ogre's Fairytale Bride: Fat, over-forty enby MC, portal fantasy, grumpy hero, marriage of convenience, epilepsy rep www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVG57T8K/
Background: Pastel clouds Foreground: The cover of The Ogre's Fairytale Bride by Abigail Barnette. Text: Abigail Barnette Books as Taylor Swift Songs; Paper Rings
November 14, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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Abigail Barnette books as Taylor Swift songs
Taken By The Alpha King: werewolves, fated mates, court intrigue, arranged marriage, Wattpad vibes www.amazon.com/Taken-Alpha-...
Song: Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
Background: A gray square with a white border. Foreground: the cover of Abigail Barnette's Taken By The Alpha King. Text: Abigail Barnette Books as Taylor Swift Songs; Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
November 14, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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Abigail Barnette books as Taylor Swift songs
First Time: older man/younger woman, sweet and spicy, dual POV duology www.amazon.com/dp/B011DJJNGS
Song: Lover
Background: Pastel clouds Foreground: The cover of First Time by Abigail Barnette. Text: Abigail Barnette Books as Taylor Swift Songs; Lover
November 14, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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Abigail Barnette books as Taylor Swift songs.
The Boss: older man/younger woman, BDSM, workplace romance, second chance, billionaire www.amazon.com/Boss-Abigail...
The song: Dancing With Our Hands Tied
Background: faded newsprint Foreground: Cover of Abigail Barnette's The Boss. Text: Abigail Barnette Books as Taylor Swift Songs: Dancing With Our Hands Tied
November 14, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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On Threads, they're "boycotting" Amazon against the advice of marginalized authors. I'm one of those authors, so please read my fantasy novel where a fat, over-40 enby gets railed by an ogre while on a quest to find seizure meds in a fantasy setting. It's allyship. www.amazon.com/Ogres-Fairyt...
Background: forest. Foreground: Cover of Abigail Barnette's The Ogre's Fairytale Bride. Trope list: Falling into a good book—literally; fat, disabled, over-40 enby MC; grumpy ogre love interest; arranged marriage; virgin hero; a forked tongue; magic *droplets emoji*; stretchmarks are sexy; riding a giant spider isn't even hard.
November 12, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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One of the features of this cat is that his beans also look like cats.
My hand holding my cat's hand, revealing that the pads of his paws are shaped vaguely like cats.
June 30, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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SHE'S GOING TO KILL AGAIN
A tweet from Caitlyn Jenner featuring a photo of her in a red dress, sitting behind the wheel of a car. The text reads "Rolling into *flag emoji* month like..."
June 1, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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Yeah, it was DEI. The two decades of baffling choices that alienated their membership had nothing to do with it.
The "Who killed Hannibal" meme. Top panel: "RWA" over Hannibal Buress and "Two decades of alienating BIPOC and LGBTQA+ members" over Eric Andre shooting him. Bottom panel: "Why would Courtney Milan do this?" over Eric Andre.
May 30, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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If you're on TikTok, I did a video of getting back to it. It's a really simple little memorial and you have to walk about half a mile along someone's field, so it feels like trespassing. I thought it was worth it to go, though, for the history. The memorial is right where the plane ended up.
May 6, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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If you plan to visit the Big Bopper/Buddy Holly/Ritchie Valens crash site after a hard rain, do not wear flipflops.

Also, if you jack off to the picture you need to ko-fi me $6. (ko-fi.com/jennytrout)
My extremely muddy bare feet.
May 6, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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Opera update: I didn't realize I would be let into the rich people reception pre-show. But I was and now I'm tipsy.
April 19, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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I know all cats are different but I have never had a cat who sleeps so hard it becomes boneless.
A very stretched out sleeping tabby and white cat with his belly unprotected
March 29, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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Hockey-induced Reynauds it is, I guess. Sorry, everyone.
My big caucasian hands with bright red flushing on the fingers and upper palms caused by Reynauds syndrome. also visible: some stadium seats.
March 27, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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Predator handshake meme. Text over left bicep: LOS. Text over right bicep: Jenny. Text over clasped hands: Farting
March 25, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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You're not allowed to go on with your day without showing off your lock screen.
Wallpaper is Klaus from American Dad talking on the phone to Danuta. Text: Danuta. It is me Will you go there? Do you eat? I've got the money. Danuta."
March 24, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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Repost with your "literally me" characters.

These are things people have told me and I couldn't argue.
Aunt Gayle from Bob's Burgers, reading her poetry aloud. Master Shake from the opening credits of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Promo image of Abed from Community sitting at the study room table. Pam Poovey in her season one costume from Archer.
March 23, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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One of my cats truly believes that our bedroom is a timeshare that I've been monopolizing since my surgery. The fact he has to share the bed with me is unacceptable. I won't even let him make biscuits on my incision. This is bullshit. He wants to speak to a manager (bite my fingers).
Close up of a very handsome tabby-and-white cat who looks outraged.
March 22, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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(is there like, an alt bot? Because all this wouldn't fit in the alt text)
March 19, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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If you haven't read The Hexologists by Josiah Bancroft you're MISSING out. #books #fantasy
The art nouveau style cover of The Hexologists. The book is sitting on my ipad. I'm using a dollar bill as a bookmark.
March 7, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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Look how grim this looks in this room. It looks like I'm a corpse with shoes on and not chilling at the ER zooted on morphine
February 19, 2024 at 7:59 AM