JennrasaurusHex
@jennc.bsky.social
Quietly making noise. Pissing off the old killjoys.
Player of TTRPGs and unapologetic experimental baker. Lover of all things creepy, history, and dinosaurs.
She/her or They/Them
Player of TTRPGs and unapologetic experimental baker. Lover of all things creepy, history, and dinosaurs.
She/her or They/Them
Two weeks ago someone threw an empanada on the ground along the route that my dog gets walked. It has been a point of contention between us. I've explained that it's extremely sketch that no wild animal has touched it. Not even ants. Last weekend it was covered over with snow...
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Two weeks ago someone threw an empanada on the ground along the route that my dog gets walked. It has been a point of contention between us. I've explained that it's extremely sketch that no wild animal has touched it. Not even ants. Last weekend it was covered over with snow...
Ok, it's xmas eve where is my rich hottie who decides to give up big city life to settled down with a goth chick who bakes?
December 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ok, it's xmas eve where is my rich hottie who decides to give up big city life to settled down with a goth chick who bakes?
The movie Spirited establishrd that the people who aren't visited on Christmas Eve are either too good or too much of a mess, and I don't like worrying about where I fall in that split.
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The movie Spirited establishrd that the people who aren't visited on Christmas Eve are either too good or too much of a mess, and I don't like worrying about where I fall in that split.
Schnauzer in a scarf
December 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Schnauzer in a scarf
If I could get at least one ghost to drop by tomorrow night and tell me how to fix all my shit that would be awesome!
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If I could get at least one ghost to drop by tomorrow night and tell me how to fix all my shit that would be awesome!
Merry Cronenberg! Seth Brundle bless us, everyone.
meet me at the pink flamingo xmas tree in 20 mins if u want an ass kicking
December 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Merry Cronenberg! Seth Brundle bless us, everyone.
I'd have ten cents and I'd be willing to throw it into a pot to pay for a third mf to get clocked.
If I had a nickel for each dickhead getting their arse handed to them in a boxing bout today, I'd have two nickels.
That's not enough, more nickels now!
That's not enough, more nickels now!
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I'd have ten cents and I'd be willing to throw it into a pot to pay for a third mf to get clocked.
I'm just going into work Tuesday to vibe and eat some pizza.
December 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'm just going into work Tuesday to vibe and eat some pizza.
I'm so glad my mom gives me something to talk about in therapy every week without fail.
December 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm so glad my mom gives me something to talk about in therapy every week without fail.
Also, no, I do not need a "tour" of your new features.
it is an outstandingly popular proposal that if a company tries to serve you an ad on a product you paid full price for you should be allowed to have a member of their c-suite hunted by animal of your choice, and yet due to legalized corruption (lobbying) no politician will campaign based on it
December 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Also, no, I do not need a "tour" of your new features.
If I could get a hug from the muppet ghost of christmas present I'm sure that would heal me.
December 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If I could get a hug from the muppet ghost of christmas present I'm sure that would heal me.
why are you polyamorous?
wrong answers only:
Because rent is expensive.
wrong answers only:
Because rent is expensive.
why are you polyamorous?
wrong answers only:
It was the only thing I could think of to actually get a D&D group that could meet regularly
wrong answers only:
It was the only thing I could think of to actually get a D&D group that could meet regularly
why are you polyamorous?
wrong answers only:
regular check-in meetings, shared calendar management, and frequent travel were so fun at work that i needed them at home too
wrong answers only:
regular check-in meetings, shared calendar management, and frequent travel were so fun at work that i needed them at home too
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
why are you polyamorous?
wrong answers only:
Because rent is expensive.
wrong answers only:
Because rent is expensive.
NJ has a rapid response team if ICE is spotted - 1 888 347-3767 everyone who spots these gestapo needs to call to protect their neighbors
www.nj.gov/humanservice...
www.nj.gov/humanservice...
Office of New Americans
NJ Office of New Americans - Building a stronger and fairer New Jersey where New Americans are fully integrated.
www.nj.gov
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
NJ has a rapid response team if ICE is spotted - 1 888 347-3767 everyone who spots these gestapo needs to call to protect their neighbors
www.nj.gov/humanservice...
www.nj.gov/humanservice...
Men will destroy their whole kitchen before buying parchment paper.
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Men will destroy their whole kitchen before buying parchment paper.
If you all don't straighten tf up and fly right we will not be fucking anymore, we will be making love art instead.
When they say they're massive fucking losers, believe them.
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you all don't straighten tf up and fly right we will not be fucking anymore, we will be making love art instead.
Whaaaaaa! Why won't women date me? Probably because you're a violent misogynistic man baby?
"Everything straight is actually gay" is my favourite kind of ragebait posts by these morons.
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Whaaaaaa! Why won't women date me? Probably because you're a violent misogynistic man baby?
I'm just going to say it... I hate Home Alone, what a dumb movie. They treat Kevin like ass, completely forget about him, and then he is the one who feels bad because he wished those assholes away? Yeah fuck that.
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'm just going to say it... I hate Home Alone, what a dumb movie. They treat Kevin like ass, completely forget about him, and then he is the one who feels bad because he wished those assholes away? Yeah fuck that.
I will add to the curse. Jennrasaurushex isn't just a pretty name people!
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I will add to the curse. Jennrasaurushex isn't just a pretty name people!
And who do these Day of the Rope, racists, homophobic, mysogynists think should be hung? I have an idea.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
And who do these Day of the Rope, racists, homophobic, mysogynists think should be hung? I have an idea.
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Thank you but, I would rather chew ground glass. I'll just never play that game again I guess.
Thank you but, I would rather chew ground glass. I'll just never play that game again I guess.
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"Your account link failed. Please contact customer service."
Thank you but, I would rather chew ground glass. I'll just never play that game again I guess.
Thank you but, I would rather chew ground glass. I'll just never play that game again I guess.
LED holiday lights...
a wooden door is open to a room with a blue umbrella hanging on the wall .
Alt: a wooden door is opened by a woman who walks into her apartment and is hit with the force of a million white LED lights
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
LED holiday lights...
And I will definitely talk shit again next year, HOWEVER 23° is also unacceptable.
Okay summer I know I talked a lot of shit when it was 100 degrees but listen
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
And I will definitely talk shit again next year, HOWEVER 23° is also unacceptable.
I feel inadequate. I'm dreaming about being a teen again and fucking up high school. This person is creating brand new Muppets in their sleep!
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I feel inadequate. I'm dreaming about being a teen again and fucking up high school. This person is creating brand new Muppets in their sleep!
Reposted by JennrasaurusHex
When people are dressed super cute and I can tell they envisioned it and it came together perfectly...I love that!
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
When people are dressed super cute and I can tell they envisioned it and it came together perfectly...I love that!
Ok, chocolate orange stripe biscuits dipped in dark chocolate and ready for work tomorrow. We're doing a dessert fest.
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ok, chocolate orange stripe biscuits dipped in dark chocolate and ready for work tomorrow. We're doing a dessert fest.