I have one question: When are you running? This is the representation I want and need. Is there anything more American than honoring the Turkey? Your campaign poster is Ben Franklin, just sobbing with majestic turkeys in the background.

I hope he gets arthritis in every single joint and his tendons get enthesitis.

"Barely legal" is fucking vile concept as well. It's got such predatory vibes even without this added context. If consenting adults are into role-playing, that's one thing. But the celebrity legal countdowns and trying to normalize older men preying on children is gross.

You need more caffeine. A good panic attack will wake you right up!

Stunning!

I commute through there. The changes they made have made zero difference.

Ok, middle of the Atlantic then.

Ok, well New Jersey doesn't fucking want it. Maybe we can use a series of barges and pullies and just quietly leave it next to Florida?

Florida is right there ready to take all the dregs and third try losers who won't be missed. Bu-bye!

I had a ginger ale. I believe we should be able to use HSA funds for chocolate and hot dogs. They're basically medicine.

I moved back to NJ. I couldn't deal with Florida one more single second.

I read he had pneumonia, so hopefully, he died gasping for air.