City MD gave up. Now I’m in the ER.
I hope I don’t end up on one of those ‘people sticking things in their body cavity, now they’re in ER’ shows.
I hope I don’t end up on one of those ‘people sticking things in their body cavity, now they’re in ER’ shows.
December 21, 2024 at 8:52 PM
City MD gave up. Now I’m in the ER.
I hope I don’t end up on one of those ‘people sticking things in their body cavity, now they’re in ER’ shows.
I hope I don’t end up on one of those ‘people sticking things in their body cavity, now they’re in ER’ shows.
Wish me luck! Scratched my ear and my pinky nail broke off and traveled down the Canal. Hope they can get it out!
December 21, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Wish me luck! Scratched my ear and my pinky nail broke off and traveled down the Canal. Hope they can get it out!
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“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
December 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
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Elon Musk really spent more for Twitter than he did for the U.S. government.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
December 20, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Elon Musk really spent more for Twitter than he did for the U.S. government.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
Not only has he already been acquitted, people are giving him new assignments.
This is all making finding a Jury for that 26 year old even more difficult
December 20, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Not only has he already been acquitted, people are giving him new assignments.
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"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
December 19, 2024 at 9:25 PM
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
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That's abrupt.
I wonder if ppl in corporate noticed a work slow down or something.
Are vendors gonna get paid?
I wonder if ppl in corporate noticed a work slow down or something.
Are vendors gonna get paid?
December 20, 2024 at 6:11 PM
That's abrupt.
I wonder if ppl in corporate noticed a work slow down or something.
Are vendors gonna get paid?
I wonder if ppl in corporate noticed a work slow down or something.
Are vendors gonna get paid?
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USPS will probably be called Amazon Postal at some point in the next 4 yrs
December 20, 2024 at 12:44 PM
USPS will probably be called Amazon Postal at some point in the next 4 yrs
When I say 'understood', it means I want you to stop talking.
But you never do.
But you never do.
December 20, 2024 at 3:41 PM
When I say 'understood', it means I want you to stop talking.
But you never do.
But you never do.
oh shit, it's winter!
December 20, 2024 at 3:39 PM
oh shit, it's winter!
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His politics are mYsTeRiOuS
December 20, 2024 at 3:21 PM
His politics are mYsTeRiOuS
I think Scott La Rock was the inverse of Afrika Bambaata.
December 20, 2024 at 8:49 AM
I think Scott La Rock was the inverse of Afrika Bambaata.
I think Chloe is pulling a Lori Harvey with this Burna Boy business.
December 20, 2024 at 7:33 AM
I think Chloe is pulling a Lori Harvey with this Burna Boy business.
John Coltrane's childhood neighborhood was gentrified and is now home to Lincoln Center/Columbus Circle.
December 20, 2024 at 5:16 AM
John Coltrane's childhood neighborhood was gentrified and is now home to Lincoln Center/Columbus Circle.
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One of the few consistent principles of Donald Trump is stealing from kids with cancer.
December 19, 2024 at 11:34 PM
One of the few consistent principles of Donald Trump is stealing from kids with cancer.
Did y'all know 'Always and Forever' was sung by Innits?
December 20, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Did y'all know 'Always and Forever' was sung by Innits?
Cardi needs to watch that Maria Callas movie.
December 20, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Cardi needs to watch that Maria Callas movie.
During his presidency, a comedian showed a picture of a young Barbara Bush and said: If he did this to her in 20 years, imagine what he'd do to our country!!
December 20, 2024 at 2:28 AM
During his presidency, a comedian showed a picture of a young Barbara Bush and said: If he did this to her in 20 years, imagine what he'd do to our country!!
Macron and his mom >>>> Elon and his mom
But has Elon Musk’s mom told Congress to stop picking on her boy yet?
December 20, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Macron and his mom >>>> Elon and his mom
How did this happen?
NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch is an heiress to the fortune of billionaire James Tisch, CEO of the investment conglomerate Loews Corporation and a former director of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.
December 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM
How did this happen?
They don't want sick people to live. Didn't you get the hint with Covid?
Included in the bipartisan deal that Elon, Trump, and Republicans scrapped was $190 million for childhood cancer research.
That’s what they were so intent on cutting.
That’s what they were so intent on cutting.
December 20, 2024 at 1:24 AM
They don't want sick people to live. Didn't you get the hint with Covid?
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The ghost of Christmas future!
December 20, 2024 at 12:04 AM
The ghost of Christmas future!
How ironic that Trump installed an African-American president.
December 20, 2024 at 1:15 AM
How ironic that Trump installed an African-American president.
Thanks, Obama!
The owner of a car company is controlling the House of Representatives from a social media app.
December 20, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Thanks, Obama!