Jeff Cipriano
@jeffreycipriano.bsky.social
I will talk to you about literally anything. That’s meant to sound like a threat.
Made someone an early (and his first!) Thanksgiving dinner and he was a big fan 😍
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Made someone an early (and his first!) Thanksgiving dinner and he was a big fan 😍
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this is a major blow from trump
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
this is a major blow from trump
Rewatching #TheWayOfWater and the way I’d DIE for Payakan the space whale
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Rewatching #TheWayOfWater and the way I’d DIE for Payakan the space whale
Some smooth fits for a gala
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Some smooth fits for a gala
New #Robyn song AND the Epstein Files?!?!
a woman says let 's go in a video
ALT: a woman says let 's go in a video
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
New #Robyn song AND the Epstein Files?!?!
More people should be like Barbara Stanwyck (impeccably dressed abs fabulously seducing derpy beer heirs)
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
More people should be like Barbara Stanwyck (impeccably dressed abs fabulously seducing derpy beer heirs)
I think it’s insane when people take personal calls and FTs on the subway without headphones — not only is it disruptive, but you’re sharing your personal info with a car full of strangers. That’s nuts!
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I think it’s insane when people take personal calls and FTs on the subway without headphones — not only is it disruptive, but you’re sharing your personal info with a car full of strangers. That’s nuts!
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omg i didn’t even realize it’s been 5 years since the definitive Funniest Moment in US History happened 🫡🫡
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
omg i didn’t even realize it’s been 5 years since the definitive Funniest Moment in US History happened 🫡🫡
Kenneth Branagh after I strap him down and say, “SEE, SIR, THIS IS HOW YOU ADAPT FRANKENSTEIN”
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Kenneth Branagh after I strap him down and say, “SEE, SIR, THIS IS HOW YOU ADAPT FRANKENSTEIN”
The new #Frankenstein is GREAT. Does to the novel what Coppola did to Dracula. Elordi is a revelation in it. Could not get enough of those COSTUMES either 🤤
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The new #Frankenstein is GREAT. Does to the novel what Coppola did to Dracula. Elordi is a revelation in it. Could not get enough of those COSTUMES either 🤤
Elon Musk, or as I like to call him, a less charismatic and photogenic Mr. Burns news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
How the world's richest man is boosting the British right
How the world's richest man is boosting the British right
news.sky.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Elon Musk, or as I like to call him, a less charismatic and photogenic Mr. Burns news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
Katy Perry as she puts a bandaid over a broken heart
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Katy Perry as she puts a bandaid over a broken heart
There was a moment in this #Forbes article that piqued my interest. www.forbes.com/sites/martin...
Supermarket Billionaire Reacts To Mamdani’s Win
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
www.forbes.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
There was a moment in this #Forbes article that piqued my interest. www.forbes.com/sites/martin...
Just to recap this week:
- Blue electoral wave
- Cuomo loses the mayoral race
- Dick Cheney dies
- Sequels announced for both #TheMummy and #Gremlins
- Cole Escola is writing a #MissPiggy movie
- AND Katy Perry puts out a good song?!
The earth is HEALING.
- Blue electoral wave
- Cuomo loses the mayoral race
- Dick Cheney dies
- Sequels announced for both #TheMummy and #Gremlins
- Cole Escola is writing a #MissPiggy movie
- AND Katy Perry puts out a good song?!
The earth is HEALING.
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Just to recap this week:
- Blue electoral wave
- Cuomo loses the mayoral race
- Dick Cheney dies
- Sequels announced for both #TheMummy and #Gremlins
- Cole Escola is writing a #MissPiggy movie
- AND Katy Perry puts out a good song?!
The earth is HEALING.
- Blue electoral wave
- Cuomo loses the mayoral race
- Dick Cheney dies
- Sequels announced for both #TheMummy and #Gremlins
- Cole Escola is writing a #MissPiggy movie
- AND Katy Perry puts out a good song?!
The earth is HEALING.
The ideal next stunt cast for #OhMary is #MissPiggy as Mary
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The ideal next stunt cast for #OhMary is #MissPiggy as Mary
This is even better than the Dick Cheney news www.avclub.com/the-mummy-se...
The Mummy reawakens
The Mummy reawakens
www.avclub.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is even better than the Dick Cheney news www.avclub.com/the-mummy-se...
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Liberation is fantastic. So were Suffs and John Proctor is the Villain. There’s been a wild explosion of electric feminist theater in varied tones, exploring multiple eras & I don’t think it’s been recognized enough! (PS still annoyed at how little Suffs got celebrated)
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Liberation is fantastic. So were Suffs and John Proctor is the Villain. There’s been a wild explosion of electric feminist theater in varied tones, exploring multiple eras & I don’t think it’s been recognized enough! (PS still annoyed at how little Suffs got celebrated)
Cheryl Hines must have a great PR Team, she’s gotten 4-5 pieces in EW over the last week it seems
October 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Cheryl Hines must have a great PR Team, she’s gotten 4-5 pieces in EW over the last week it seems
Disney+ so hilariously fumbled the bag on #DoctorWho — trying to turn it into BIG EVENT TV when it was always this scrappy cult thing you could always find back episodes of when there weren’t new ones
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Disney+ so hilariously fumbled the bag on #DoctorWho — trying to turn it into BIG EVENT TV when it was always this scrappy cult thing you could always find back episodes of when there weren’t new ones
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if you’ve never seen Interview with the Vampire, it ends with the vampire being told he’s made it through to a second interview
October 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
if you’ve never seen Interview with the Vampire, it ends with the vampire being told he’s made it through to a second interview
As an Italian-American Fordham graduate, I’ve got to do something newsworthy. Someone has to counter the representation by Olivia Nuzzi and Paul Ingrassia.
October 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
As an Italian-American Fordham graduate, I’ve got to do something newsworthy. Someone has to counter the representation by Olivia Nuzzi and Paul Ingrassia.
Patrick Bateman would’ve been unhinged on LinkedIn
October 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Patrick Bateman would’ve been unhinged on LinkedIn
Post-protest sausage and peppers
October 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Post-protest sausage and peppers
October 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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amazing how you can write about culture professionally and still have no idea what’s going on in the world
October 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
amazing how you can write about culture professionally and still have no idea what’s going on in the world