Jeff Cipriano
@jeffreycipriano.bsky.social
I will talk to you about literally anything. That’s meant to sound like a threat.
Finding #MississippiMasala deeply relatable as a film — not because I’m from the South, or black or Indian, but because I’d drop everything in my life for a shot with young Denzel
January 28, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Finding #MississippiMasala deeply relatable as a film — not because I’m from the South, or black or Indian, but because I’d drop everything in my life for a shot with young Denzel
Still amused by the fact that DISNEY, probably the company with the best marketing team in the world, thought cutting up the movie was a smarter idea than utilizing the aforementioned best marketing team in the world www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Inside ‘Elio’s’ “Catastrophic” Path: America Ferrera’s Exit, Director Change and Erasure of Queer Themes
Creatives at Pixar who saw the original director's previous cut of 'Elio' tell THR about the movie's challenging production process: "'Elio' just [became] about totally nothing."
www.hollywoodreporter.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Still amused by the fact that DISNEY, probably the company with the best marketing team in the world, thought cutting up the movie was a smarter idea than utilizing the aforementioned best marketing team in the world www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Still cannot believe I was in the same room as #NataliePortman last night
Also, #Arco was gorgeous and I’m happy it was nominated!
Also, #Arco was gorgeous and I’m happy it was nominated!
January 23, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Still cannot believe I was in the same room as #NataliePortman last night
Also, #Arco was gorgeous and I’m happy it was nominated!
Also, #Arco was gorgeous and I’m happy it was nominated!
Eva Victor you will ALWAYS be famous (specifically for that incredible comic video where you’re a French woman who absolutely did not murder your husband)
January 22, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Eva Victor you will ALWAYS be famous (specifically for that incredible comic video where you’re a French woman who absolutely did not murder your husband)
Needed something that’s both very funny and pro-democracy so here we are #BornYesterday
January 21, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Needed something that’s both very funny and pro-democracy so here we are #BornYesterday
This #Politico piece is hilarious in the sense that it presumes there was any honorable intent behind this institution
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
They Wanted a University Without Cancel Culture. Then Dissenters Were Ousted.
Inside the civil war at the anti-woke university backed by Bari Weiss.
www.politico.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:12 PM
This #Politico piece is hilarious in the sense that it presumes there was any honorable intent behind this institution
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Recent cooking shenanigans
January 20, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Recent cooking shenanigans
I’m starting to think that Michael Rapaport, in addition to not being funny, might also be a bad guy!
January 16, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I’m starting to think that Michael Rapaport, in addition to not being funny, might also be a bad guy!
Reposted by Jeff Cipriano
crazy to think how i struggle to ask for any kind of help but the president of the united states asks "can i have your nobel peace prize?"
January 16, 2026 at 10:38 AM
crazy to think how i struggle to ask for any kind of help but the president of the united states asks "can i have your nobel peace prize?"
Watched some incredible films this week: #TrainDreams, #BeauTravail, #Querelle, #TheRemainsOfTheDay.
a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a window with his hand on his forehead
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a window with his hand on his forehead
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Watched some incredible films this week: #TrainDreams, #BeauTravail, #Querelle, #TheRemainsOfTheDay.
Drag queen name: Kenya Fillmore Buttes
January 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Drag queen name: Kenya Fillmore Buttes
Reposted by Jeff Cipriano
scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black
Reposted by Jeff Cipriano
Reposted by Jeff Cipriano
The two-person press tour (Wicked, A Real Pain, Heated Rivalry) is now officially its own theatrical genre
January 12, 2026 at 6:05 PM
The two-person press tour (Wicked, A Real Pain, Heated Rivalry) is now officially its own theatrical genre
What gay guy got control of the playlist at the #GoldenGlobes and how do I thank them
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
What gay guy got control of the playlist at the #GoldenGlobes and how do I thank them
I screamed and clapped when #WandaSykes dedicated #RickyGervais’ #GoldenGlobes award to the trans community
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I screamed and clapped when #WandaSykes dedicated #RickyGervais’ #GoldenGlobes award to the trans community
Was so keen to go out tonight but it’s raining and the man in my life wants to check out #ThePitt so here we are in our PJs at 9 PM on a Saturday in NYC cuddling and binging it and I’d have it no other way
January 11, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Was so keen to go out tonight but it’s raining and the man in my life wants to check out #ThePitt so here we are in our PJs at 9 PM on a Saturday in NYC cuddling and binging it and I’d have it no other way
Drag queen name: Emery Bored
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Drag queen name: Emery Bored
The upside of this is that we can have a new version without Zachary Levi, who, as a reminder, said Gavin Creel died of cancer because he got the COVID vaccine
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
‘Tangled’ Live-Action Movie Finds Its Leads: Teagan Croft, Milo Manheim (Exclusive)
The casting ends a lengthy search for Rapunzel and Flynn Rider.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The upside of this is that we can have a new version without Zachary Levi, who, as a reminder, said Gavin Creel died of cancer because he got the COVID vaccine
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Watching #12AngryMen and it’s like Jurors 3, 7 and 10 are all in a contest to see who’s the worst
(Jurors 9 and 11 have my heart)
(Jurors 9 and 11 have my heart)
January 7, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Watching #12AngryMen and it’s like Jurors 3, 7 and 10 are all in a contest to see who’s the worst
(Jurors 9 and 11 have my heart)
(Jurors 9 and 11 have my heart)
Reposted by Jeff Cipriano
I just watched 'Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl" and I gotta say, there's something particularly poignant about a film with subtle (maybe not TOO subtle) anti-AI messages in it, created in what is probably the most labor-intense and difficult style of animation one can do.
January 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I just watched 'Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl" and I gotta say, there's something particularly poignant about a film with subtle (maybe not TOO subtle) anti-AI messages in it, created in what is probably the most labor-intense and difficult style of animation one can do.
#DiegoLuna just quoted #Moliere
a woman in a bikini is talking to a man in a bathing suit in the water .
ALT: a woman in a bikini is talking to a man in a bathing suit in the water .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
#DiegoLuna just quoted #Moliere