Jeff Cipriano
@jeffreycipriano.bsky.social
I will talk to you about literally anything. That’s meant to sound like a threat.
Made someone an early (and his first!) Thanksgiving dinner and he was a big fan 😍
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Made someone an early (and his first!) Thanksgiving dinner and he was a big fan 😍
Some smooth fits for a gala
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Some smooth fits for a gala
More people should be like Barbara Stanwyck (impeccably dressed abs fabulously seducing derpy beer heirs)
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
More people should be like Barbara Stanwyck (impeccably dressed abs fabulously seducing derpy beer heirs)
Kenneth Branagh after I strap him down and say, “SEE, SIR, THIS IS HOW YOU ADAPT FRANKENSTEIN”
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Kenneth Branagh after I strap him down and say, “SEE, SIR, THIS IS HOW YOU ADAPT FRANKENSTEIN”
Katy Perry as she puts a bandaid over a broken heart
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Katy Perry as she puts a bandaid over a broken heart
Specifically, this one:
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Specifically, this one:
Post-protest sausage and peppers
October 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Post-protest sausage and peppers
October 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I dont use this GIF enough
October 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I dont use this GIF enough
Sometimes I just find myself gaping at my view.
October 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Sometimes I just find myself gaping at my view.
Here you go, phone people
September 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Here you go, phone people
#SecondSunday with regulation hotties
September 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
#SecondSunday with regulation hotties
Highly recommend bagels and lox on your balcony on a sunny Sunday — 5/5 Stars
August 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Highly recommend bagels and lox on your balcony on a sunny Sunday — 5/5 Stars
It’s giving femme fatale
August 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It’s giving femme fatale
Sicily making me feel like I want to prepare for my daughter’s wedding while hiding from my three exes I found stashed in my old goat house all to the songs of ABBA
August 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Sicily making me feel like I want to prepare for my daughter’s wedding while hiding from my three exes I found stashed in my old goat house all to the songs of ABBA
Norway made points though!
August 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Norway made points though!
Still thinking about this vibe at @boilerroom.tv last weekend
July 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Still thinking about this vibe at @boilerroom.tv last weekend
Radiating heterosexuality from these pics #FireIsland
July 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Radiating heterosexuality from these pics #FireIsland
Weekend was fun and gay!
June 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Weekend was fun and gay!