Jeff Kotuby The Hallowed
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Me to @mikegolicjr.bsky.social when we said goodbye to the Pop Tarts mascot, and I said "we'll always have him coming out to the field like Edge" with this video attached:
Good night Jaelan Phillips
Good night Nolan Smith
Good night Nakobe Dean
Good night Jalen Carter
Good night, Eagles
Except Kevin Patullo I hope you have a nightmare
#flyeaglesfly
Good night Nolan Smith
Good night Nakobe Dean
Good night Jalen Carter
Good night, Eagles
Except Kevin Patullo I hope you have a nightmare
#flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Good night Jaelan Phillips
Good night Nolan Smith
Good night Nakobe Dean
Good night Jalen Carter
Good night, Eagles
Except Kevin Patullo I hope you have a nightmare
#flyeaglesfly
Good night Nolan Smith
Good night Nakobe Dean
Good night Jalen Carter
Good night, Eagles
Except Kevin Patullo I hope you have a nightmare
#flyeaglesfly
Glass half full for the Packers: they scored more points against the Eagles' first-team defense than the Chiefs did in the Super Bowl
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Glass half full for the Packers: they scored more points against the Eagles' first-team defense than the Chiefs did in the Super Bowl
LOL. 7-2 BABY. GOOD NIGHT. FUCK KEVIN PATULLO WITH A RUSTY CHAINSAW. #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
LOL. 7-2 BABY. GOOD NIGHT. FUCK KEVIN PATULLO WITH A RUSTY CHAINSAW. #flyeaglesfly
Can this shit ever be fucking easy? I mean what are we doing here? #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Can this shit ever be fucking easy? I mean what are we doing here? #flyeaglesfly
I love the recurring theme of our meatball coach Nick Sirianni constantly shitting on the NFL wunderkind like McVay, LaFleur, and Shanahan, etc.
It's SO fucking funny
#flyeaglesfly
It's SO fucking funny
#flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I love the recurring theme of our meatball coach Nick Sirianni constantly shitting on the NFL wunderkind like McVay, LaFleur, and Shanahan, etc.
It's SO fucking funny
#flyeaglesfly
It's SO fucking funny
#flyeaglesfly
Thank God for the Philadelphia Eagles defense. Jalen Phillips is insane. What a pickup by Howie. #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Thank God for the Philadelphia Eagles defense. Jalen Phillips is insane. What a pickup by Howie. #flyeaglesfly
16 years in the NFL and he's never had a playcalling job, gee I wonder fucking why???????? #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
16 years in the NFL and he's never had a playcalling job, gee I wonder fucking why???????? #flyeaglesfly
And now the defense that has balled out and kept the offense in the game AGAIN is grasping for life at the very end because they're exhausted and it's going to end poorly, because of course it is. Because idiot fucking loser Patullo can't figure it out. #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
And now the defense that has balled out and kept the offense in the game AGAIN is grasping for life at the very end because they're exhausted and it's going to end poorly, because of course it is. Because idiot fucking loser Patullo can't figure it out. #flyeaglesfly
They should make this fucking Goddam idiot Patullo come home with the luggage. Put him in a crate with a little bowl of water like he's a dog and let him roll around down there. You have a Maserati offense and you're driving it like a 1984 Oldsmobile. Get bent. #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
They should make this fucking Goddam idiot Patullo come home with the luggage. Put him in a crate with a little bowl of water like he's a dog and let him roll around down there. You have a Maserati offense and you're driving it like a 1984 Oldsmobile. Get bent. #flyeaglesfly
And writing every single NFL official's name in there 1,600 times because they're all fucking incompetent #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
And writing every single NFL official's name in there 1,600 times because they're all fucking incompetent #flyeaglesfly
Writing Kevin Patullo's name in my black notebook 800 times hoping he catches a cold or something #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Writing Kevin Patullo's name in my black notebook 800 times hoping he catches a cold or something #flyeaglesfly
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I was joking about "Brian Daboll, Senior Offensive (positive) Quality Control Coach" but Jesus Christ anything is better than Kevin Patullo's offensive (derogatory) playcalls. #flyeaglesdly
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I was joking about "Brian Daboll, Senior Offensive (positive) Quality Control Coach" but Jesus Christ anything is better than Kevin Patullo's offensive (derogatory) playcalls. #flyeaglesdly
The year is 3055. War has torn our world asunder. The crops are wilting. The Philadelphia Eagles persist as a franchise but still cannot contain a mobile quarterback.
Nice stops at midfield though, we take those. #flyeaglesfly
Nice stops at midfield though, we take those. #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The year is 3055. War has torn our world asunder. The crops are wilting. The Philadelphia Eagles persist as a franchise but still cannot contain a mobile quarterback.
Nice stops at midfield though, we take those. #flyeaglesfly
Nice stops at midfield though, we take those. #flyeaglesfly
Send Kevin Patullo to the Pine Barrens with Chrissy and Paulie Walnuts #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Send Kevin Patullo to the Pine Barrens with Chrissy and Paulie Walnuts #flyeaglesfly
Hello my name is Pevin Katullo and I have a great play this weekend sponsored by BetMGM it's Eagles first half team under please don't investigate why I would know that @FBI #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hello my name is Pevin Katullo and I have a great play this weekend sponsored by BetMGM it's Eagles first half team under please don't investigate why I would know that @FBI #flyeaglesfly
Man this has been a really frustrating game. Are these defenses really that good? #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Man this has been a really frustrating game. Are these defenses really that good? #flyeaglesfly
2025 has been a rough year for Jordan Mailata, I still think he's got some sort of secret injury that he's playing through which is why he's been underwhelming so far. #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
2025 has been a rough year for Jordan Mailata, I still think he's got some sort of secret injury that he's playing through which is why he's been underwhelming so far. #flyeaglesfly
Alright seriously burn this old crusty shithole stadium to the ground #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Alright seriously burn this old crusty shithole stadium to the ground #flyeaglesfly
Really nice 3 and out by the defense there. Can the offense please get us some points? Any points? At all? 3 might be enough at this rate. #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Really nice 3 and out by the defense there. Can the offense please get us some points? Any points? At all? 3 might be enough at this rate. #flyeaglesfly
8:05 - I'm feeling good, I'm excited to finally watch my team play after a while.
8:55 - BURN GREEN BAY FUCKING WISCONSIN TO THE GROUND FROZEN TUNDRA MY ASS
#flyeaglesfly
8:55 - BURN GREEN BAY FUCKING WISCONSIN TO THE GROUND FROZEN TUNDRA MY ASS
#flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
8:05 - I'm feeling good, I'm excited to finally watch my team play after a while.
8:55 - BURN GREEN BAY FUCKING WISCONSIN TO THE GROUND FROZEN TUNDRA MY ASS
#flyeaglesfly
8:55 - BURN GREEN BAY FUCKING WISCONSIN TO THE GROUND FROZEN TUNDRA MY ASS
#flyeaglesfly
Death, taxes, Vic Fangio's defense giving up a third and long in the other team's territory
#flyeaglesfly
#flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Death, taxes, Vic Fangio's defense giving up a third and long in the other team's territory
#flyeaglesfly
#flyeaglesfly
Of course, it couldn'thave been *that* easy #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Of course, it couldn'thave been *that* easy #flyeaglesfly
Jaelen Phillips had the initial pressure on that Jaylx Hunt sack and made a nice tackle earlier in the drive — he's having an immediate impact #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Jaelen Phillips had the initial pressure on that Jaylx Hunt sack and made a nice tackle earlier in the drive — he's having an immediate impact #flyeaglesfly
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