Jeff Kotuby The Hallowed
@jeffkotuby.bsky.social
Send Kevin Patullo to the Pine Barrens with Chrissy and Paulie Walnuts #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Send Kevin Patullo to the Pine Barrens with Chrissy and Paulie Walnuts #flyeaglesfly
Damn Jack's people just shut the laptop and went to bed huh
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Damn Jack's people just shut the laptop and went to bed huh
Nick Sirianni dressed up as Kevin Foligno, who previously dressed up as Nick Sirianni.
It's always fuck the Blackhawks but Foligno wasn't around for the bad stuff, to be fair to him.
#flyeaglesfly
It's always fuck the Blackhawks but Foligno wasn't around for the bad stuff, to be fair to him.
#flyeaglesfly
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Nick Sirianni dressed up as Kevin Foligno, who previously dressed up as Nick Sirianni.
It's always fuck the Blackhawks but Foligno wasn't around for the bad stuff, to be fair to him.
#flyeaglesfly
It's always fuck the Blackhawks but Foligno wasn't around for the bad stuff, to be fair to him.
#flyeaglesfly
I have never clicked "Save to Watch Later" faster in my life
October 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I have never clicked "Save to Watch Later" faster in my life
Most importantly, I did what I always do when I leave New Jersey during the fall, and I bet against Rutgers. It's free money.
October 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Most importantly, I did what I always do when I leave New Jersey during the fall, and I bet against Rutgers. It's free money.
Took a quick trip to Lancaster over the weekend. What a wonderful little place. If I can't live my whole life in New Jersey or Maine, I'll go there for sure.
October 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Took a quick trip to Lancaster over the weekend. What a wonderful little place. If I can't live my whole life in New Jersey or Maine, I'll go there for sure.
As seen in a Northern New Jersey Target: San Diego State University merch, naturally. (Plus a bonus Dodgers hat)
Cc: @sickoscommittee.org
Cc: @sickoscommittee.org
October 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
As seen in a Northern New Jersey Target: San Diego State University merch, naturally. (Plus a bonus Dodgers hat)
Cc: @sickoscommittee.org
Cc: @sickoscommittee.org
When your bosses actually hold you accountable for the stupid shit you say on your television "news" program
October 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
When your bosses actually hold you accountable for the stupid shit you say on your television "news" program
I relate to Shohei because who among us hasn't clearly sweated out a same-game parlay in a public place
October 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I relate to Shohei because who among us hasn't clearly sweated out a same-game parlay in a public place
Street Fighter 6 create-a-character-looking ass
October 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Street Fighter 6 create-a-character-looking ass
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
October 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
I have officially asked the Ciattarelli camp about his thoughts on the teen who killed two other teens after stalking one of them for three months in my own journalistic way. I'll let you know how this goes (he probably has to ask his dad Donald Trump for permission first)
October 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have officially asked the Ciattarelli camp about his thoughts on the teen who killed two other teens after stalking one of them for three months in my own journalistic way. I'll let you know how this goes (he probably has to ask his dad Donald Trump for permission first)
Get fucking ratioed, dorks
September 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Get fucking ratioed, dorks
Throw to Travis Kelce you fucking washed up Kermit bitch I need as many points as I can get before Amon-Ra plays tomorrow
September 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Throw to Travis Kelce you fucking washed up Kermit bitch I need as many points as I can get before Amon-Ra plays tomorrow
There's always a tweet
September 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
There's always a tweet
John Clark posted this elsewhere, but the Philly Special guys got back together. Trey Burton, Nick Foles, Jason Kelce, Doug Pederson, and an incredibly JACKED Corey Clement. I'm getting this framed. #flyeaglesfly
September 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
John Clark posted this elsewhere, but the Philly Special guys got back together. Trey Burton, Nick Foles, Jason Kelce, Doug Pederson, and an incredibly JACKED Corey Clement. I'm getting this framed. #flyeaglesfly
Oh shit people really did crash the Disney+ billing page, look at this:
September 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Oh shit people really did crash the Disney+ billing page, look at this:
The Philadelphia Eagles are America's Team, actually. Go Birds. #flyeaglesfly
September 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The Philadelphia Eagles are America's Team, actually. Go Birds. #flyeaglesfly
I just saw this on LinkedIn and I am mystified by it. Did this guy really tell AI to generate FOUR images of Abe Simpson yelling generic LinkedIn post shit at him? Why is the poster wearing a toga? Why is any of this happening?
September 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I just saw this on LinkedIn and I am mystified by it. Did this guy really tell AI to generate FOUR images of Abe Simpson yelling generic LinkedIn post shit at him? Why is the poster wearing a toga? Why is any of this happening?
Herbstreit eats corn the long way?!?!?
September 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Herbstreit eats corn the long way?!?!?
It's not just a football, it's The Duke!
September 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It's not just a football, it's The Duke!