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Me to @mikegolicjr.bsky.social when we said goodbye to the Pop Tarts mascot, and I said "we'll always have him coming out to the field like Edge" with this video attached:
Adelita Grijalva is getting sworn in this afternoon so expect Trump or Kegseth to announce they're nuking Venezuela or something
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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More proof that a Trump presidency is, and always was, a vehicle to cover for and enrich some of the worst human beings.
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Reminder: Van Drew swore to his constituents that he wouldn't vote to cut Medicaid. (Spoiler: He voted to cut Medicaid.)
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Are you all telling me Donald Trump has been a pedophile this whole time? You don't say?
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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It's so bizarre that the breaking news today is yet more proof that Trump did exactly what everyone already knows he did
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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The president is a massive pedo who was best friends with a massive pedo who ran a big pedo ring, we are at late-stage Michael Jackson levels of "everybody knows"
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
All this guy does is sell the idea of snake oil to other wealthy idiots and the rest humanity has to pay the price
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Why are the Eagles retiring all these defensive players #flyeaglesfly
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Hi friends,

Episode 100 of Party XP is coming up, and we want to hear from you. Please send any of your burning questions so we can answer them on our next episode in celebration of this milestone. It can be about games, movies, life, hot takes, anything!

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November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Good night Jaelan Phillips
Good night Nolan Smith
Good night Nakobe Dean
Good night Jalen Carter

Good night, Eagles

Except Kevin Patullo I hope you have a nightmare

#flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Glass half full for the Packers: they scored more points against the Eagles' first-team defense than the Chiefs did in the Super Bowl
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
LOL. 7-2 BABY. GOOD NIGHT. FUCK KEVIN PATULLO WITH A RUSTY CHAINSAW. #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Can this shit ever be fucking easy? I mean what are we doing here? #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I love the recurring theme of our meatball coach Nick Sirianni constantly shitting on the NFL wunderkind like McVay, LaFleur, and Shanahan, etc.

It's SO fucking funny

#flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Thank God for the Philadelphia Eagles defense. Jalen Phillips is insane. What a pickup by Howie. #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
16 years in the NFL and he's never had a playcalling job, gee I wonder fucking why???????? #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
And now the defense that has balled out and kept the offense in the game AGAIN is grasping for life at the very end because they're exhausted and it's going to end poorly, because of course it is. Because idiot fucking loser Patullo can't figure it out. #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
They should make this fucking Goddam idiot Patullo come home with the luggage. Put him in a crate with a little bowl of water like he's a dog and let him roll around down there. You have a Maserati offense and you're driving it like a 1984 Oldsmobile. Get bent. #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
And writing every single NFL official's name in there 1,600 times because they're all fucking incompetent #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Writing Kevin Patullo's name in my black notebook 800 times hoping he catches a cold or something #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I was joking about "Brian Daboll, Senior Offensive (positive) Quality Control Coach" but Jesus Christ anything is better than Kevin Patullo's offensive (derogatory) playcalls. #flyeaglesdly
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The year is 3055. War has torn our world asunder. The crops are wilting. The Philadelphia Eagles persist as a franchise but still cannot contain a mobile quarterback.

Nice stops at midfield though, we take those. #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Send Kevin Patullo to the Pine Barrens with Chrissy and Paulie Walnuts #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hello my name is Pevin Katullo and I have a great play this weekend sponsored by BetMGM it's Eagles first half team under please don't investigate why I would know that @FBI #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM