Jerf Blerkman
@jeffblackman.bsky.social
new poems at Discordia
new photo by Oscar the Grouse
new photo by Oscar the Grouse
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incredible work in the comments here
i'm sorry guys i have to stay on the platform x bc no one is shitposting their way through Olympic hockey over here
February 16, 2026 at 10:17 PM
incredible work in the comments here
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forgot to post my favourite valentines day tweet i ever tweeted
February 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
forgot to post my favourite valentines day tweet i ever tweeted
Who else got an email from Robin Richardson this morning?
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Who else got an email from Robin Richardson this morning?
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Rodent's Revenge
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Rodent's Revenge
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Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable
Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
September 7, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable
Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
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look, gambling apps aren't going away. you have to embrace them or get left behind. incorporate Kalshi into your workflow. get your kids onto Polymarket to prepare them for the future of America. send threatening DMs to athletes if they fuck up your parlay. Uncut Gems is aspirational now
February 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
look, gambling apps aren't going away. you have to embrace them or get left behind. incorporate Kalshi into your workflow. get your kids onto Polymarket to prepare them for the future of America. send threatening DMs to athletes if they fuck up your parlay. Uncut Gems is aspirational now
Buy 2 copies of CARTOON YRSELF from @asquarehouse.bsky.social so you can eat one with quesidillas
February 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Buy 2 copies of CARTOON YRSELF from @asquarehouse.bsky.social so you can eat one with quesidillas
but can AI do THIS????
*contrives reason to be offended*
*contrives reason to be offended*
but can AI do THIS????
*eats chocolate*
*eats chocolate*
February 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
but can AI do THIS????
*contrives reason to be offended*
*contrives reason to be offended*
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someone hit sonic, too
I'm at the Olympics and the entire stadium booed JD Vance. 😌
February 7, 2026 at 3:22 AM
someone hit sonic, too
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it's kinda neat how i can invent purgatories on the fly like this #coolcartoonsbynicky
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
it's kinda neat how i can invent purgatories on the fly like this #coolcartoonsbynicky
stock acknowledgement encourages you to reflect
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
stock acknowledgement encourages you to reflect
but what about people who are too stupid and lazy to write
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
but what about people who are too stupid and lazy to write
Read the first like Leonard Cohen, the 2nd like Gary Barwin
February 5, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Read the first like Leonard Cohen, the 2nd like Gary Barwin
it's the podcast you listen to on your phone
we're recording the next episode of the show tomorrow evening. we're hoping to address your phone questions/concerns! are you nervous about leaving a voicemail? leave us a voicemail!!
call (607) CALL-POD and dial 0000 to skip to the inbox (or listen to the very good ep that's on the line first)
call (607) CALL-POD and dial 0000 to skip to the inbox (or listen to the very good ep that's on the line first)
February 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
it's the podcast you listen to on your phone
@robmclennan.bsky.social for some reason your websites are the only ones my employer routinely blocks. You're losing out big on public servants who are in division meetings and want to read something.
February 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
@robmclennan.bsky.social for some reason your websites are the only ones my employer routinely blocks. You're losing out big on public servants who are in division meetings and want to read something.
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have you found any new-to-you poets recently? maybe through a literary journal? maybe one who doesn’t have a full length book out yet? I would love love love to be introduced to some new writing
February 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
have you found any new-to-you poets recently? maybe through a literary journal? maybe one who doesn’t have a full length book out yet? I would love love love to be introduced to some new writing
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THE CIA PUT A FUCKING MICROCHIO IN MY BRAIN THEYRE GANGSTALKING ME I CAN SEE THEM IN THE WALLS AND IN THE WIRES IN MY HOUSE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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