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I had no idea. I presume the art had to be ABOUT the Olympics, or sport in general. E.g.
Wikipedia screen cap showing the gold, silver and bronze medalists for solo and choral compositions, all won by the host of the 1936 Berlin games.
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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"Why did the penguin cross the road?" Spelled out on a magnadoodle. The penguin looks down on you from the ceiling.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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This is what the world sees
A bluesky profile with no bio, no avatar, and 1 follower.
September 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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where are you 3-way tie polls, dude
four polls of NYC from August 2025, each putting Mamdani 12 to 19 pts ahead of Cuomo. Even if you redirected all Adams support to Cuomo, Mamdami would still average a 10pt lead on the guy who killed all the grandparents.
September 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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why am I getting "what do you mean 'BACK DURING COVID'??!!" discourse
Talking Krusty doll's switch set to "Discover"
September 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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they were far behind at the start, but mostly caught up-- their main error was overrepresenting the NDP.
poll summary that show Abacas underestimated Libs by 3, Cons by 2 and overestimated NDP by 4
August 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Chains & Whips
Silent movie card reads, "This is culturally inappropriate!" "You run from the spirit of repossession," so says the man studied in science.
August 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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G-d Bless Barely Bruised Books
A STRANG GLORY EYES IN THE SKY THE FROWN CRESTS WITHIN HOME'S SHADE MCLELLAND & STEWART 1875
August 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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how many people thought themselves brilliant for drawing this map? how many tabs of porn were on the desk beneath it?
the 1947 plan of partition for Palestine, in which Jews & Arabs each get three areas of land connected like a checkerboard pattern - oh and Jerusalem is an "International City" like some Esperanto bull shit
August 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Get this book, you freaks. You mad, beautiful freaks.
Cover for Jack Daniel Christie's Bay of Pigs Vol. 1 CONTRA featuring a commando babe at an arcade cabinet, Reagan & Bush laughing, and a triptych of Hitler's head exploding. There are days I feel everything. There are days I feel nothing. There are days where "feeling" is suspect. I didn't sign up for this. The Watchtower. The Washington. The Epoch Times. You get the idea.
July 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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the face you make when you want to expose the truth, when you want to dig up a centuries-old cover-up!
a billionaire smirks & takes a selfie
July 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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💙💛❤️💛🧡💚
Ben's book by my mom's blue duck lamp, run with a necklace my son made.
July 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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A blue slime appears in the tall grass. "I was relevant once."
June 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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I fear our strikes on Iran's nuclear program have only set them back to having a bomb by 2013.
Forever Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu using a bomb to visualize that as of 2012 Iran was in the final stage of nuke development. That was 13 years ago, which means we need to bomb everyone who was alive in 2011 in order to prevent the past becoming the future which will be the future of the present should the past become prologue, which of course comes before the present.
June 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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the MCU is a suicide-prevention plan for single millennial men.
photo of MCU executives over headline "Marvel just added a fourth movie to its 2028 plans"
June 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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I am transfixed by this layout
floorplan of a duplex converted into a 5-bedroom single unit. Notably, a full bath accessible from two kitchens, and a bedroom that is only accessible via other bedrooms.
June 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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top 5 photo of me
Left to right: Justin Million, David Emery, Jeff Blackman, Rachael Simpson, and George Elliot Clarke. Taken at Writers' Fest or VerseFest in Ottawa, 2013.
June 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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May 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
From left to right: Captain Kai (holding Lt. Commander 790), First Officer Xev Bellringer, and Chief Engineer Stanley Tweedle
May 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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This is the poetry you may buy exclusively off Amazon
Closeup photograph of a poetry book spread. On the left page, a title folded "Giving Up" the p obscured. On the right these lines: Existence is pain Reality is a lie I just want to die
May 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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you gotta be kidding me
May 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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be still, my heart
Chantal Hebert on "The Bridge with Peter Mansbridge" probably about to call out Mark Carney for doing another boneheaded thing this week.
May 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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R/Ottawa gives
Vince McMahon increasing interest meme 1. R/Ottawa contributor says they have a scandal to share 2. Small town doctor murdered their father 3. 8 years of claims their entire family was butchered on Christmas day 4. Self-published poetr book
May 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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the city of Ottawa recognizes great art
Dec 11-13, 2025, Disney's the Muppet Christmas Carol, Live in Concert at the National Arts Centre feat. the NAC Orchestra, Gonzo the Great as Charles Dickens, and introducing Rizzo the Rat.
May 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM