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jeephater3000.bsky.social
Top Shelf Bunny Meat
@jeephater3000.bsky.social
Writer, furry, professional dinner
she/her
20 yrs.
#bunbullying for my MEAN posts
jeephater3000.neocities.org
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/jeephater90/
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gonna start posting more stories soon (hopefully), so i’ll use this as a masterpost where you can find them
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Bunies
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Extremely minute paladin who swears an oath to her "god", who is in truth a regular sorceress bestowing a small manner of arcane benediction whenever she does something she likes
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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you: spend hours trading and scavenging to build a cozy burrow under a huge boulder for you and your friends to live in

me: lift up a random rock, mash A a few times to get +13% hunger, +50 XP, and then drop it

you: spend hours fighting thru my intestines to avoid losing your rarest gear
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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the influencer credited with starting this trend could not be reached for comment
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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announcing the hit new workout going viral on social media Dragon Pullups. it's when you do a pullup against a dragon girl's throat trying to swallow you. it's fun, and most importantly, all the influencers are doing it!
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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rorschach tests are cool in concept but in practice i don't really see the point in showing me 17 images of tall and strong women calling me a dumb slut
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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If you live in the US, call your fucking representatives and tell them to oppose KOSA, STOP CSAM and the SCREEN Act and tell them to protect Section 230.
www.badinternetbills.com#stop-csam

In addition to calling your reps, this website has both a lot of information explaining why these bills are bad/ why section 230 must be protected, as well as petitions to sign for each individual issue!

Signing petitions helps! Make your calls, sign petitions!
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Stadiums are dragon food bowls
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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www.badinternetbills.com#stop-csam

In addition to calling your reps, this website has both a lot of information explaining why these bills are bad/ why section 230 must be protected, as well as petitions to sign for each individual issue!

Signing petitions helps! Make your calls, sign petitions!
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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cw: vore

Not hypnosis or persuasion. Just what's right.
June 26, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Werewolf girlfriend who stares at you just a little too intensely. Whose jaw twitches whenever you kiss. Who stiffens up when she sees you on a run.

Werewolf girlfriend who's visibly, constantly fighting every bone-deep instinct telling her to chase you down and sink her teeth into your soft flesh.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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❔Ask me about:
the inside of my roommate's stomach

❔Teach me about:
who would miss you if you disappeared. how loud you can scream.

❔A fun fact about me is:
i don't want to die. oh gods please please please i don't want to die don't let her eat me please
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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⚠️ CW: Vore
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
perhaps the only thing more edible than a bunnygirl is a mousegirl. but the science is still inconclusive.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Content Warning: Extreme Bunny Content

Bunnyposting Is To Be Expected
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
(from within your stomach, slurring my words, half-digested) wwait fuck, holdon lemmechegk canvas, fucki have a quantm assignmt due
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
hm… hmmmm… yeah. yeah, i’ve seen this before i think. no two ways about it. you’re gonna have to gutmurder a bunnygirl about it.
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
starting to think i Might be a rabbit. this is something i will have to reflect on for a while. will report back later.
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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CW// Vore , Nudity

Bella fillin her belly, as usual
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
hm… is “prey with extremely weak self preservation instincts” hotter… or is “prey with extremely strong self preservation instincts” hotter…
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
man college is hard, huh
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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y'all need to REALLY REALLY YELL ABOUT THIS. leave messages, send emails, call them when theyre in their offices tomorrow, YOU NEED TO BE LOUD ABOUT THIS.

www.congress.gov/members/find...
September 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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shrink them with venomous saliva. make them keep talking, or at least try to. tying them up, binding them to numerous ear piercings, keeping them muttering in my ears until they pass out.

and a bound, unconscious, geeky little songbird tastes so good...
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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cw: asphyxiation

in a different life with a better tolerance for loud spaces, i am going to live shows every week, finding the cutest opinionated music nerd at the venue, and making them tell me what their favorite bands are while i bite their neck and make it hard for them to speak.
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM