Top Shelf Bunny Meat
@jeephater3000.bsky.social
Writer, furry, professional dinner
she/her
20 yrs.
#bunbullying for my MEAN posts
jeephater3000.neocities.org
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/jeephater90/
she/her
20 yrs.
#bunbullying for my MEAN posts
jeephater3000.neocities.org
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/jeephater90/
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gonna start posting more stories soon (hopefully), so i’ll use this as a masterpost where you can find them
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if you really think about it, getting eaten by a girl is a kind of forcefemming
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
if you really think about it, getting eaten by a girl is a kind of forcefemming
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[hears "bad ending" and "devoured by monsters" and gets distracted] haha yeah, absolutely
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
[hears "bad ending" and "devoured by monsters" and gets distracted] haha yeah, absolutely
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Predation is an involved process. An effective carnivore feels out a prey item's traits and devises the most effective techniques to subdue and consume them.
Here, we see one of my approaches for @cynosura-ad.bsky.social: a demonstration of where she's inevitably going.
🎨: @evilhorny.bsky.social
Here, we see one of my approaches for @cynosura-ad.bsky.social: a demonstration of where she's inevitably going.
🎨: @evilhorny.bsky.social
December 4, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Predation is an involved process. An effective carnivore feels out a prey item's traits and devises the most effective techniques to subdue and consume them.
Here, we see one of my approaches for @cynosura-ad.bsky.social: a demonstration of where she's inevitably going.
🎨: @evilhorny.bsky.social
Here, we see one of my approaches for @cynosura-ad.bsky.social: a demonstration of where she's inevitably going.
🎨: @evilhorny.bsky.social
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I got put on a chart by @sizablesongster.bsky.social!! I think it was uhh a friendship cuteness chart maybe? Right Yana..? 💦
November 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I got put on a chart by @sizablesongster.bsky.social!! I think it was uhh a friendship cuteness chart maybe? Right Yana..? 💦
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feel like i just met a celebrity ive seen this woman's balls all over the internet
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
feel like i just met a celebrity ive seen this woman's balls all over the internet
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tangent, but do you think there are prey-species collectives that pool their resources to try to provide cheap housing for other prey? and also do you think they remember to lock their windows at night? you ever think about doing a home-invasion on a house full of bunnies
sometimes i think, “it’s so unrealistic to have an unwilling prey sharing an apartment or house with a pred. how dumb do you have to be, lmao”. and then i look at the cost of a studio apartment in my city
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
tangent, but do you think there are prey-species collectives that pool their resources to try to provide cheap housing for other prey? and also do you think they remember to lock their windows at night? you ever think about doing a home-invasion on a house full of bunnies
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sometimes i think, “it’s so unrealistic to have an unwilling prey sharing an apartment or house with a pred. how dumb do you have to be, lmao”. and then i look at the cost of a studio apartment in my city
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
sometimes i think, “it’s so unrealistic to have an unwilling prey sharing an apartment or house with a pred. how dumb do you have to be, lmao”. and then i look at the cost of a studio apartment in my city
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...okay, so, i did some math, and the results are uhhhh,,, troubling.
let's assume we have a population of size x, consisting entirely of pred-prey duos living in apartments together and sharing costs equally. if each apartment has total monthly costs of $3500, that means a pred (aka your) cost
let's assume we have a population of size x, consisting entirely of pred-prey duos living in apartments together and sharing costs equally. if each apartment has total monthly costs of $3500, that means a pred (aka your) cost
huh. there’s probably some legitimately interesting game theory (not the youtube channel) analysis you could do here. let’s assume prey are a renewable resource. if you eat your roommate, you take over their costs - this isn’t ideal. if you eat someone else’s roommate, you take no direct cost, but
sometimes i think, “it’s so unrealistic to have an unwilling prey sharing an apartment or house with a pred. how dumb do you have to be, lmao”. and then i look at the cost of a studio apartment in my city
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
...okay, so, i did some math, and the results are uhhhh,,, troubling.
let's assume we have a population of size x, consisting entirely of pred-prey duos living in apartments together and sharing costs equally. if each apartment has total monthly costs of $3500, that means a pred (aka your) cost
let's assume we have a population of size x, consisting entirely of pred-prey duos living in apartments together and sharing costs equally. if each apartment has total monthly costs of $3500, that means a pred (aka your) cost
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Call campaigns work! But we need as many people joining as possible
Join today and yell at paypros to stop discriminating against adult content and sex workers!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
Join today and yell at paypros to stop discriminating against adult content and sex workers!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Call campaigns work! But we need as many people joining as possible
Join today and yell at paypros to stop discriminating against adult content and sex workers!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
Join today and yell at paypros to stop discriminating against adult content and sex workers!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
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September 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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July 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
the cool thing about bunnies is they aren’t actually people! so it’s okay to do whatever you want to them
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
the cool thing about bunnies is they aren’t actually people! so it’s okay to do whatever you want to them
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Hey. This is the BEST POSSIBLE SEASON to badger Visa and Mastercard into fucking off about their shitty fake-moral-panic over LGBTQ+ spending habits and content on retail platforms.
Fuck ALL THE WAY OFF, VISA and Mastercard. No one wants to hear jack shit from you. You're a fucking receipt printer.
Fuck ALL THE WAY OFF, VISA and Mastercard. No one wants to hear jack shit from you. You're a fucking receipt printer.
Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
#SaveSpeech
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Hey. This is the BEST POSSIBLE SEASON to badger Visa and Mastercard into fucking off about their shitty fake-moral-panic over LGBTQ+ spending habits and content on retail platforms.
Fuck ALL THE WAY OFF, VISA and Mastercard. No one wants to hear jack shit from you. You're a fucking receipt printer.
Fuck ALL THE WAY OFF, VISA and Mastercard. No one wants to hear jack shit from you. You're a fucking receipt printer.
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Asking your cerberus girlfriend what she wants for dinner, and before the middle head gets to answer, the other heads repeatedly shout "YOUR SOUL YOUR SOUL YOUR SOUL YOUR SOUL."
"Sorry babe, we put everything to a vote, and you heard the others~❤️"
"Sorry babe, we put everything to a vote, and you heard the others~❤️"
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Asking your cerberus girlfriend what she wants for dinner, and before the middle head gets to answer, the other heads repeatedly shout "YOUR SOUL YOUR SOUL YOUR SOUL YOUR SOUL."
"Sorry babe, we put everything to a vote, and you heard the others~❤️"
"Sorry babe, we put everything to a vote, and you heard the others~❤️"
ecoNOMical haha
n prey are eaten. therefore, it is simply more economical to eat prey than to not, even if you accidentally eat your roommate.
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
ecoNOMical haha
...okay, so, i did some math, and the results are uhhhh,,, troubling.
let's assume we have a population of size x, consisting entirely of pred-prey duos living in apartments together and sharing costs equally. if each apartment has total monthly costs of $3500, that means a pred (aka your) cost
let's assume we have a population of size x, consisting entirely of pred-prey duos living in apartments together and sharing costs equally. if each apartment has total monthly costs of $3500, that means a pred (aka your) cost
huh. there’s probably some legitimately interesting game theory (not the youtube channel) analysis you could do here. let’s assume prey are a renewable resource. if you eat your roommate, you take over their costs - this isn’t ideal. if you eat someone else’s roommate, you take no direct cost, but
sometimes i think, “it’s so unrealistic to have an unwilling prey sharing an apartment or house with a pred. how dumb do you have to be, lmao”. and then i look at the cost of a studio apartment in my city
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
...okay, so, i did some math, and the results are uhhhh,,, troubling.
let's assume we have a population of size x, consisting entirely of pred-prey duos living in apartments together and sharing costs equally. if each apartment has total monthly costs of $3500, that means a pred (aka your) cost
let's assume we have a population of size x, consisting entirely of pred-prey duos living in apartments together and sharing costs equally. if each apartment has total monthly costs of $3500, that means a pred (aka your) cost
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sometimes i impulse buy like $100 worth of sushi and ruin my grocery budget for the rest of the month. what makes you think i could behave in a financially responsible and forward-thinking manner around a roommate who is literally Made of food??
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
sometimes i impulse buy like $100 worth of sushi and ruin my grocery budget for the rest of the month. what makes you think i could behave in a financially responsible and forward-thinking manner around a roommate who is literally Made of food??
huh. there’s probably some legitimately interesting game theory (not the youtube channel) analysis you could do here. let’s assume prey are a renewable resource. if you eat your roommate, you take over their costs - this isn’t ideal. if you eat someone else’s roommate, you take no direct cost, but
sometimes i think, “it’s so unrealistic to have an unwilling prey sharing an apartment or house with a pred. how dumb do you have to be, lmao”. and then i look at the cost of a studio apartment in my city
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
huh. there’s probably some legitimately interesting game theory (not the youtube channel) analysis you could do here. let’s assume prey are a renewable resource. if you eat your roommate, you take over their costs - this isn’t ideal. if you eat someone else’s roommate, you take no direct cost, but
tangent, but do you think there are prey-species collectives that pool their resources to try to provide cheap housing for other prey? and also do you think they remember to lock their windows at night? you ever think about doing a home-invasion on a house full of bunnies
sometimes i think, “it’s so unrealistic to have an unwilling prey sharing an apartment or house with a pred. how dumb do you have to be, lmao”. and then i look at the cost of a studio apartment in my city
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
tangent, but do you think there are prey-species collectives that pool their resources to try to provide cheap housing for other prey? and also do you think they remember to lock their windows at night? you ever think about doing a home-invasion on a house full of bunnies
sometimes i think, “it’s so unrealistic to have an unwilling prey sharing an apartment or house with a pred. how dumb do you have to be, lmao”. and then i look at the cost of a studio apartment in my city
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
sometimes i think, “it’s so unrealistic to have an unwilling prey sharing an apartment or house with a pred. how dumb do you have to be, lmao”. and then i look at the cost of a studio apartment in my city