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Macro/micro dude. Minors do NOT interact. If you post AI content I will block you. I like being tall and being small. I write sometimes. #sizesky

ps i love u
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Proud to say I achieved my goal :)
I am participating in No Hut November, in which I go the entire month of November without stepping foot inside of a Pizza Hut.
murder is totally fine and cool if you do it by sitting on people #sizesky
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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So things are tough right now. I just moved to a new city, and as luck would have it, some real bad shit is going down in this metro area that makes it difficult for me to safely look for a day job, as a trans Latina.

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January 29, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Boss sabotaging the short intern throughout the week so they can crush them at the end for underperforming. #sizesky
March 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Apparently i never posted this big Ivor doodle i made a few weeks ago for my mobile desktop here

So here it is lol
January 30, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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CW: GT, Feet

Quickie Comm for @worrulynxa.bsky.social !
January 29, 2026 at 6:14 PM
14’ tall awkward as hell dork learns that all the short people are free and he can just take them home and nobody can stop him because no one believes anyone could ever be so pathetic enough to be kidnapped by such a harmless loser. His sheer lack of aura absolves him of any suspicion. #sizesky
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Guy recruits his gay best friend to be his wingman as he tries to pick up the scary tall but very pretty girl at the bar.

Goes well up until he realizes she was just playing along to get to his best friend so she could passionately thrash and dismantle them. Better luck next time I guess! #sizesky
January 29, 2026 at 3:48 PM
It’s just really hot when someone who isn’t into dudes gets sucked on like candy and swallowed alive by a dude or someone who isn’t into ladies is horrifically abused by a mean lady’s boobs and also just for fun the giant rubs it in how the micro is a dumb loser who should feel bad
Orientation play in size makes the mind go brrrrrrrr

#sizesky
January 29, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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Orientation play in size makes the mind go brrrrrrrr

#sizesky
September 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Guy who is trying to defeat the gay thoughts by shrinking guys he feels even slightly attracted to and gobbling them up is having limited results.
#sizesky
September 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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i give up. what is it with you girls. fucking hopeless
January 29, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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they just made an update to that triangle thingy #sizesky
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Commission for @alotmorewubs.bsky.social

CW: Blood, Crush
January 27, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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I bet hip checking a skyscraper and making it crumble feels really really good
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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YUUUUUP
January 27, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The forecast for next weekend keeps ping ponging around. First it was up To 11 inches, then just 4, now it’s saying like two feet of snow
January 27, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I haven’t had a sloppy Joe in many years yet I desire one
January 27, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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Let’s just assume that if you have an OC I find attractive that that there is a non zero chance I imagined them inflicting grievous injuries onto me with their butt while also calling me a slur
March 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hmmm maybe I should get Taco Bell
January 26, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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January 24, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM