Paris :)
@bigboyparis.bsky.social
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Macro/micro dude. Minors do NOT interact. If you post AI content I will block you. I like being tall and being small. I write sometimes. #sizesky
ps i love u
Macro/micro dude. Minors do NOT interact. If you post AI content I will block you. I like being tall and being small. I write sometimes. #sizesky
ps i love u
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Paris :)
@bigboyparis.bsky.social
· Dec 1
I am participating in No Hut November, in which I go the entire month of November without stepping foot inside of a Pizza Hut.
Proud to say I achieved my goal :)
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January 29, 2026 at 6:14 PM
14’ tall awkward as hell dork learns that all the short people are free and he can just take them home and nobody can stop him because no one believes anyone could ever be so pathetic enough to be kidnapped by such a harmless loser. His sheer lack of aura absolves him of any suspicion. #sizesky
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 PM
14’ tall awkward as hell dork learns that all the short people are free and he can just take them home and nobody can stop him because no one believes anyone could ever be so pathetic enough to be kidnapped by such a harmless loser. His sheer lack of aura absolves him of any suspicion. #sizesky
Guy recruits his gay best friend to be his wingman as he tries to pick up the scary tall but very pretty girl at the bar.
Goes well up until he realizes she was just playing along to get to his best friend so she could passionately thrash and dismantle them. Better luck next time I guess! #sizesky
Goes well up until he realizes she was just playing along to get to his best friend so she could passionately thrash and dismantle them. Better luck next time I guess! #sizesky
January 29, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Guy recruits his gay best friend to be his wingman as he tries to pick up the scary tall but very pretty girl at the bar.
Goes well up until he realizes she was just playing along to get to his best friend so she could passionately thrash and dismantle them. Better luck next time I guess! #sizesky
Goes well up until he realizes she was just playing along to get to his best friend so she could passionately thrash and dismantle them. Better luck next time I guess! #sizesky
It’s just really hot when someone who isn’t into dudes gets sucked on like candy and swallowed alive by a dude or someone who isn’t into ladies is horrifically abused by a mean lady’s boobs and also just for fun the giant rubs it in how the micro is a dumb loser who should feel bad
January 29, 2026 at 3:34 PM
It’s just really hot when someone who isn’t into dudes gets sucked on like candy and swallowed alive by a dude or someone who isn’t into ladies is horrifically abused by a mean lady’s boobs and also just for fun the giant rubs it in how the micro is a dumb loser who should feel bad
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September 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Guy who is trying to defeat the gay thoughts by shrinking guys he feels even slightly attracted to and gobbling them up is having limited results.
#sizesky
#sizesky
September 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Guy who is trying to defeat the gay thoughts by shrinking guys he feels even slightly attracted to and gobbling them up is having limited results.
#sizesky
#sizesky
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i give up. what is it with you girls. fucking hopeless
January 29, 2026 at 7:20 AM
i give up. what is it with you girls. fucking hopeless
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January 27, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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I bet hip checking a skyscraper and making it crumble feels really really good
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I bet hip checking a skyscraper and making it crumble feels really really good
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The forecast for next weekend keeps ping ponging around. First it was up To 11 inches, then just 4, now it’s saying like two feet of snow
January 27, 2026 at 1:42 PM
The forecast for next weekend keeps ping ponging around. First it was up To 11 inches, then just 4, now it’s saying like two feet of snow
I haven’t had a sloppy Joe in many years yet I desire one
January 27, 2026 at 5:43 AM
I haven’t had a sloppy Joe in many years yet I desire one
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Let’s just assume that if you have an OC I find attractive that that there is a non zero chance I imagined them inflicting grievous injuries onto me with their butt while also calling me a slur
March 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Let’s just assume that if you have an OC I find attractive that that there is a non zero chance I imagined them inflicting grievous injuries onto me with their butt while also calling me a slur
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Hmmm maybe I should get Taco Bell
January 26, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Hmmm maybe I should get Taco Bell
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January 24, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I hate doing this a time like this...
I really need some money for groceries next week, if you can, please consider donating, even a dollar helps, and share the message... Thank you all so much for your support🙏
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I really need some money for groceries next week, if you can, please consider donating, even a dollar helps, and share the message... Thank you all so much for your support🙏
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paypal.me/kerneldecoy
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Ignoring all military doctrine as a mech pilot in favor of maximizing my opportunity to gleefully step on infantry
January 25, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Ignoring all military doctrine as a mech pilot in favor of maximizing my opportunity to gleefully step on infantry
Piloting an Awesome would fix me and break countless others who need not be named
January 25, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Piloting an Awesome would fix me and break countless others who need not be named
Why the fuck are more than 500 people following me less than half of you gotta be real and even that much is suspect honestly
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Why the fuck are more than 500 people following me less than half of you gotta be real and even that much is suspect honestly
I’m so tired of the tumult of life why can’t I be mauled and eaten by a monster that thinks I’m cute
January 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I’m so tired of the tumult of life why can’t I be mauled and eaten by a monster that thinks I’m cute