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Help I’m being attacked by this turkey🏃 🦃
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Macro/micro dude. Minors do NOT interact. If you post AI content I will block you. I like being tall and being small. I write sometimes. #sizesky

ps i love u
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I know what the people want.

#sizesky
So far, so good
I am participating in No Hut November, in which I go the entire month of November without stepping foot inside of a Pizza Hut.
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Can someone please photoshop Mario in place of the chest burster from alien thank you
Game Boy cake / Print ad / Sainsbury's / 1993
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Holy fucking shit
July 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
found out that pabst got rid of the playing card suits underneath the bottlecaps booooo
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Otowara Enterpriiiise
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
What if you called me a good boy for trying so hard to survive you what then huh
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
January 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Being stuffed between a giant pair of boobs and uncomfortably squished as they’re covered up by a zipped up sweatshirt wouldn’t fix me, quite the opposite, actually, but I still want it.
#sizesky
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I really need art of my sona having a wonderful time slaughtering micros under my sneakers
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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[oc] beach episode
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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#sizesky #vore
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Pro tip! To avoid getting eaten alive by a giant, avoid being a small, adorable piece of meat that looks even cuter when scared.

Looks like Trixie didn't get the memo. Oh well, better luck next time! (there won't be a next time).
May 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Thinking about going back into elite dangerous to baby sit that system I colonized
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Thinking about crushing micros with such joyous eagerness and excitement it’s almost like I’m dancing #sizesky
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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CW: Cartoon Violence, Implied Fatal Show Crush

Patreon Comm. For lilpuppy91 on FA/Twt!

Humans these days, they don’t watch their step >:c ! They ruined a whole cookie…
September 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My shoe treads should be clogged with dirt and rubble and the bodies of dorks and losers
#sizesky
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Kinda cringe how the most awful and tragic thing to ever happen to you and your friends tiny little lives was my sneakers 👟
#sizesky
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A would be gentle giant who took you home goes “y’know, on second thought…” and fucking squishes you because you’re actually really annoying #sizesky
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It’s really fun how when a micro is begging me to let them live all I wanna do is to snuff them out but when they start begging for me to just kill them already, all I wanna do is see how long I can make them last #sizesky
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If you want me to stop crushing you then stop being so adorable when you’re hurt…

…You’re not listening~ :)

#sizesky
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
After turning your other party members to paste, either underneath him or between his teeth, the giant lets you go so you can spread the word and send other parties of adorable adventurers his way.

Best you run. You'll want to make some distance in case he changes his mind #sizesky
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
When she said she'd never hurt you she only meant physical harm. Watching you bawl and scream as she snuffs out your friends and loved ones was never off the table. #sizesky
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Mech pilot that is only ever interested in antipersonnel roles rather than fighting other mech. Partly because they’re a coward, but mostly because they’re an awful bastard that wants to step on APCs and mow down platoons of soldiers
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM