Jean Penny
@jeanpenny.bsky.social
Trying to hang on with Comedy as my compass, funny as my friend. I do improv, sketches, cartoons, witty stories. Trying standup. Detroit area. ❤️ Dogs and cats. Democracy.
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Jean Penny
@jeanpenny.bsky.social
· Feb 4
This is a sketch I did of my dog, Allie on Inauguration Day. It fits every day now.
Peak Access Nepo Baby journalism is apparently in the branding strategy of @nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Peak Access Nepo Baby journalism is apparently in the branding strategy of @nytimes.com
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Pam Bondi will not have a license to practice law when this is all over. You can’t stay a bar member and agree to investigate only members of one political party for child sexual abuse but not members of the other. And, you can’t do it after previously saying no one else could be charged.
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Pam Bondi will not have a license to practice law when this is all over. You can’t stay a bar member and agree to investigate only members of one political party for child sexual abuse but not members of the other. And, you can’t do it after previously saying no one else could be charged.
Dear John Thune: You can bury this mf-er right now, something Mitch McConnell was too feeble to do. But you’re not feeble. Release your career from the yoke. Embrace the future. Bury the mf-er.
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Dear John Thune: You can bury this mf-er right now, something Mitch McConnell was too feeble to do. But you’re not feeble. Release your career from the yoke. Embrace the future. Bury the mf-er.
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Good morning, at 5am the shelter manager found these tiny babies abandoned on the roadside.
Left to fend for themselves at just weeks old 💔 Now safe, warm.
How can anyone be so cruel? 🐾 #AnimalRescue #StopAbandonment #AdoptDontShop
Left to fend for themselves at just weeks old 💔 Now safe, warm.
How can anyone be so cruel? 🐾 #AnimalRescue #StopAbandonment #AdoptDontShop
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Good morning, at 5am the shelter manager found these tiny babies abandoned on the roadside.
Left to fend for themselves at just weeks old 💔 Now safe, warm.
How can anyone be so cruel? 🐾 #AnimalRescue #StopAbandonment #AdoptDontShop
Left to fend for themselves at just weeks old 💔 Now safe, warm.
How can anyone be so cruel? 🐾 #AnimalRescue #StopAbandonment #AdoptDontShop
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November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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it is darkly humorous that after all these years, the Republican health insurance plan ends up being to end health insurance
Trump: "I am recommending to Senate Republicans that the Hundreds of Billions of Dollars currently being sent to money sucking Insurance Companies in order to save the bad Healthcare provided by ObamaCare, BE SENT DIRECTLY TO THE PEOPLE SO THAT THEY CAN PURCHASE THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, HEALTHCARE."
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
it is darkly humorous that after all these years, the Republican health insurance plan ends up being to end health insurance
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If poor people shouldn’t be allowed to buy junk food with food stamps then rich people shouldn’t be able to buy politicians.
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
If poor people shouldn’t be allowed to buy junk food with food stamps then rich people shouldn’t be able to buy politicians.
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of October!
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of October!
The only thing Trump and his ilk are strategic about is Vulgarity. Strategic Vulgarity.
November 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The only thing Trump and his ilk are strategic about is Vulgarity. Strategic Vulgarity.
NY Times takes no position on errant body parts, leaving that nasty business to people with pulses.
A Kentucky woman accepted a package from a courier, expecting her usual delivery of time-sensitive medications and medical supplies. When she opened it, though, she found two human arms and four human fingers on ice.
Kentucky Woman Receives a Package of Human Body Parts, Coroner Says
She was expecting time-sensitive medication, but opened the box to find two arms and four fingers meant to be used in surgical training, the coroner said.
nyti.ms
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
NY Times takes no position on errant body parts, leaving that nasty business to people with pulses.
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
Trump has a preternatural knack for separating children from their parents and adults from their consciences.
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Trump has a preternatural knack for separating children from their parents and adults from their consciences.
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A federal jury this week found a private company that runs detention centers liable for the 2015 death of an inmate in Louisiana and awarded the man’s family $42.75 million in damages.
Jury Awards $42 Million in Death of Inmate at Private Jail in Louisiana
Erie Moore, a retired millworker and father of three, died in 2015, a month after guards slammed him headfirst to the floor at the Richwood Correctional Center, lawyers for his family said.
nyti.ms
October 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
A federal jury this week found a private company that runs detention centers liable for the 2015 death of an inmate in Louisiana and awarded the man’s family $42.75 million in damages.
Calling it The Epstein Wing is so so unfair because it
- smears the corporate donors who are supposedly paying for it
- derails the convo about construction back to sex crimes of the elites
- might make Karoline upset
#EpsteinWing
- smears the corporate donors who are supposedly paying for it
- derails the convo about construction back to sex crimes of the elites
- might make Karoline upset
#EpsteinWing
October 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Calling it The Epstein Wing is so so unfair because it
- smears the corporate donors who are supposedly paying for it
- derails the convo about construction back to sex crimes of the elites
- might make Karoline upset
#EpsteinWing
- smears the corporate donors who are supposedly paying for it
- derails the convo about construction back to sex crimes of the elites
- might make Karoline upset
#EpsteinWing
I heard it’s going to be called The Epstein Wing.
The full East Wing of the White House will be torn down as part of the process to build a new ballroom proposed by President Donald Trump, a White House official said on Wednesday reut.rs/4ho1JeR
October 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I heard it’s going to be called The Epstein Wing.
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Trump's ballroom donors include:
-Google, whose CEO thanked Trump for "resolution" of an antitrust case
-Palantir, which has lucrative contracts with ICE
-Blackstone's Stephen Schwarzman, who would profit from Trump's regulatory rollbacks for private equity
Pay-to-play.
-Google, whose CEO thanked Trump for "resolution" of an antitrust case
-Palantir, which has lucrative contracts with ICE
-Blackstone's Stephen Schwarzman, who would profit from Trump's regulatory rollbacks for private equity
Pay-to-play.
October 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Trump's ballroom donors include:
-Google, whose CEO thanked Trump for "resolution" of an antitrust case
-Palantir, which has lucrative contracts with ICE
-Blackstone's Stephen Schwarzman, who would profit from Trump's regulatory rollbacks for private equity
Pay-to-play.
-Google, whose CEO thanked Trump for "resolution" of an antitrust case
-Palantir, which has lucrative contracts with ICE
-Blackstone's Stephen Schwarzman, who would profit from Trump's regulatory rollbacks for private equity
Pay-to-play.
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Destruction of the White House East Wing began today. Here it is in better times with better residents.
October 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Destruction of the White House East Wing began today. Here it is in better times with better residents.
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The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.
October 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.
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I am liking James a lot!
October 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I am liking James a lot!
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And now for a report from the hellish, war-zone that is Portland
October 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
And now for a report from the hellish, war-zone that is Portland
Needs the Nobel Prize. Needs cheerleaders in SCOTUS, Congress, the media, the universities, the stands at the sporting events.
Has anyone of self-described superior intellect ever been more needy?
Has anyone of self-described superior intellect ever been more needy?
September 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Needs the Nobel Prize. Needs cheerleaders in SCOTUS, Congress, the media, the universities, the stands at the sporting events.
Has anyone of self-described superior intellect ever been more needy?
Has anyone of self-described superior intellect ever been more needy?
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Nobody should resubscribe to Disney until we hear Kimmel's first couple of monologues. If everything fascist and authoritarian that came for him is reduced to scorched earth and small cinder, then okay, if you want to reward a corporation for finding its nuts after losing its wallet, cool.
September 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Nobody should resubscribe to Disney until we hear Kimmel's first couple of monologues. If everything fascist and authoritarian that came for him is reduced to scorched earth and small cinder, then okay, if you want to reward a corporation for finding its nuts after losing its wallet, cool.
Given the timing of his wildly unnecessary and obsequious gesture, I’m forced to conclude that FCC chair Brendan Carr is in the Epstein Files.
September 19, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Given the timing of his wildly unnecessary and obsequious gesture, I’m forced to conclude that FCC chair Brendan Carr is in the Epstein Files.