Peaches
@jdlong.bsky.social
It’s great to be a Tennessee Vol. Submarine wrench monkey. Submarine historian. Navy FOIA specialist. Don’t ask me about UFOs. He/him
Multivariable calculus
History of samurai
Meteorology
Teaching world history
Religions of Asia
History of samurai
Meteorology
Teaching world history
Religions of Asia
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Creative Writing - Poetry
2. Modern Art
3. Shakespeare
4. Contemporary Fiction
5. Topics in Religious Studies
1. Creative Writing - Poetry
2. Modern Art
3. Shakespeare
4. Contemporary Fiction
5. Topics in Religious Studies
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Marine Biology (we got to go out on a boat!)
2. The History of the Holocaust
3. Logic and Critical Thinking
4. Eastern Religions
5. The French Revolution
1. Marine Biology (we got to go out on a boat!)
2. The History of the Holocaust
3. Logic and Critical Thinking
4. Eastern Religions
5. The French Revolution
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Multivariable calculus
History of samurai
Meteorology
Teaching world history
Religions of Asia
History of samurai
Meteorology
Teaching world history
Religions of Asia
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I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it.
September 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it.
Vote for the better, rarer blue. #Jeremejevite
#MinCup25 Round 1 Match 3: It’s a battle of the blues with #Haüyne vs #Jeremejevite. Are you into the fluorescing phoenix or the pleochroic & piezoelectric gem?
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September 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Vote for the better, rarer blue. #Jeremejevite
Team Jeremejevite this year. For, uhh, nameology reasons.
Behold, the #MinCup35 bracket!
Use it to follow along, plan campaigns to support your favs, or make predictions on how voting will shake out. We start at the top left on September 1st, then alternate left and right as we work our way down.
Use it to follow along, plan campaigns to support your favs, or make predictions on how voting will shake out. We start at the top left on September 1st, then alternate left and right as we work our way down.
August 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Team Jeremejevite this year. For, uhh, nameology reasons.
I’ve inherited a movie theater. First double feature: Goon (2011) and Miracle (2004). Hockey on hockey.
You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
HOT FUZZ (2007) and THE NICE GUYS (2016)
HOT FUZZ (2007) and THE NICE GUYS (2016)
July 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’ve inherited a movie theater. First double feature: Goon (2011) and Miracle (2004). Hockey on hockey.
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Yeah, see, the other thing about "distraction" as a rhetorical device - assuming it's in good faith and not just an excuse to never do anything - is it assumes that when whatever the Real Thing is happens, it'll be announced by a cackling villain who pushes a big red FASCISM button on TV.
tHiS is A dIStrAcTioN
from what motherfuckers, from what. No shut up that's rhetorical you stupid vapid smug dipshits.
Anyway for the adults in the room, this isn't distractions, this is the fucking game plan.
from what motherfuckers, from what. No shut up that's rhetorical you stupid vapid smug dipshits.
Anyway for the adults in the room, this isn't distractions, this is the fucking game plan.
June 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Yeah, see, the other thing about "distraction" as a rhetorical device - assuming it's in good faith and not just an excuse to never do anything - is it assumes that when whatever the Real Thing is happens, it'll be announced by a cackling villain who pushes a big red FASCISM button on TV.
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Today, I am calling on Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and other top officials in the Trump administration to resign immediately due to their reckless and unlawful disclosure of national security secrets. Their actions have put our country at risk, and immediate accountability is necessary
March 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Today, I am calling on Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and other top officials in the Trump administration to resign immediately due to their reckless and unlawful disclosure of national security secrets. Their actions have put our country at risk, and immediate accountability is necessary
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You cannot make this shit up. Sharing this jaw-dropping story with a gift link -- give it a read.
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You cannot make this shit up. Sharing this jaw-dropping story with a gift link -- give it a read.
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Wow.
Rep. Chuck Edwards is getting torn apart at a town hall in Asheville, NC.
“I’m a veteran & you don’t give a fuck about me. You don’t get to do this to us!”
Edwards orders veteran to be thrown out.
We’re approaching a tipping point now. Anger across the country is going to boil over soon.
Rep. Chuck Edwards is getting torn apart at a town hall in Asheville, NC.
“I’m a veteran & you don’t give a fuck about me. You don’t get to do this to us!”
Edwards orders veteran to be thrown out.
We’re approaching a tipping point now. Anger across the country is going to boil over soon.
March 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Wow.
Rep. Chuck Edwards is getting torn apart at a town hall in Asheville, NC.
“I’m a veteran & you don’t give a fuck about me. You don’t get to do this to us!”
Edwards orders veteran to be thrown out.
We’re approaching a tipping point now. Anger across the country is going to boil over soon.
Rep. Chuck Edwards is getting torn apart at a town hall in Asheville, NC.
“I’m a veteran & you don’t give a fuck about me. You don’t get to do this to us!”
Edwards orders veteran to be thrown out.
We’re approaching a tipping point now. Anger across the country is going to boil over soon.
Something good that came over from Twitter
We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
YOU KNOW THE RULE
March 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Something good that came over from Twitter
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once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!
March 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!
It’s not too late to do the thing. Whatever that thing is, do it.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It’s not too late to do the thing. Whatever that thing is, do it.
I left for the weekend and left my wife for TWO DAYS and she ended up with two stitches and a dead car battery. I’m never leaving again.
November 12, 2024 at 8:47 PM
I left for the weekend and left my wife for TWO DAYS and she ended up with two stitches and a dead car battery. I’m never leaving again.
November 30, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Which genius has two thumbs and came to campus early to do work while forgetting his computer at home?
September 14, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Which genius has two thumbs and came to campus early to do work while forgetting his computer at home?
First skeet should maybe include a blue sky huh?
September 10, 2023 at 4:25 AM
First skeet should maybe include a blue sky huh?