CEO of Thunderdome
@jdjos.bsky.social
New Pfizer Thunderdome CEO due to 1500% prescription discount infinite money loophole. Sorry I don’t make the rules.
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I went to buy some Viagra for these limp dick political responses. When I went to pay the pharmacist looked up at me with tears in his eyes and said, “Sir, under the 1500% discount policy we’re now paying you to buy drugs.”
Naturally I kept buying until they were forced to make me CEO of Pfizer.
Naturally I kept buying until they were forced to make me CEO of Pfizer.
Sorry as the new CEO of Pfizer I’m reducing the 1500% discount to 99%. I’ve been told by top scientists “JFC these boner pills cost money to make”.
You can submit any complaints to the Pfizer Thunderdome, where I will be waiting to review the upcoming CEO candidates.
You can submit any complaints to the Pfizer Thunderdome, where I will be waiting to review the upcoming CEO candidates.
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The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
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EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
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🚨ATTENTION: Are you or a loved one a United States Senator implicated in the January 6th insurrection?
YOU may be entitled to financial compensation!
YOU may be entitled to financial compensation!
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
🚨ATTENTION: Are you or a loved one a United States Senator implicated in the January 6th insurrection?
YOU may be entitled to financial compensation!
YOU may be entitled to financial compensation!
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This is the Surrender Caucus:
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This is the Surrender Caucus:
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
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You guys will look like complete idiots when drug prices are down 1,500%.
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
You guys will look like complete idiots when drug prices are down 1,500%.
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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SCOTUS is now hearing the tariff case that will decide whether all of our past tariff madness has been unconstitutional, plunging us into new tariff madness, or if it has all been okay, giving a thumbs up to more future tariff madness.
Listen here: www.supremecourt.gov/oral_argumen...
Listen here: www.supremecourt.gov/oral_argumen...
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
SCOTUS is now hearing the tariff case that will decide whether all of our past tariff madness has been unconstitutional, plunging us into new tariff madness, or if it has all been okay, giving a thumbs up to more future tariff madness.
Listen here: www.supremecourt.gov/oral_argumen...
Listen here: www.supremecourt.gov/oral_argumen...
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Let's go, time to vote!
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Let's go, time to vote!
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Speaker Mike Johnson vs Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes -- who knows less?
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Speaker Mike Johnson vs Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes -- who knows less?
All of the protesting today must’ve cost the Antifa billionaires at least one Argentina bailout.
October 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
All of the protesting today must’ve cost the Antifa billionaires at least one Argentina bailout.
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So no terrorism then?
October 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
So no terrorism then?
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Stephen Miller froze after mentioning “plenary authority.”
… but what is plenary authority?
… but what is plenary authority?
October 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Stephen Miller froze after mentioning “plenary authority.”
… but what is plenary authority?
… but what is plenary authority?
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This from @jessicatarlov.bsky.social may be the most efficient use of 76 seconds of Fox News airtime I've ever seen.
Jessica Tarlov: I'm stunned that Republicans want to draw attention to this because... the senators who were part of this investigation are not just random names that he picked off a list, but people who were named in Jack Smith's charging documents for trying to turn over a free and fair election.
October 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This from @jessicatarlov.bsky.social may be the most efficient use of 76 seconds of Fox News airtime I've ever seen.
Masks on and body cams ordered off.
NEW: Rachel Maddow drops unseen bodycam footage of feds coordinating the arrest of Newark Mayor Baraka.
I REPEAT: the feds ordered his arrest even though he wasn’t breaking any laws.
Federal agent: “We are arresting the mayor right now per the Deputy Attorney General of the United States.”
I REPEAT: the feds ordered his arrest even though he wasn’t breaking any laws.
Federal agent: “We are arresting the mayor right now per the Deputy Attorney General of the United States.”
September 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Masks on and body cams ordered off.
The closer we get to the full release of the Epstein files the more unhinged the response from the White House becomes.
How long is Mike Johnson going to delay swearing in Grijalva?
How long is Mike Johnson going to delay swearing in Grijalva?
September 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The closer we get to the full release of the Epstein files the more unhinged the response from the White House becomes.
How long is Mike Johnson going to delay swearing in Grijalva?
How long is Mike Johnson going to delay swearing in Grijalva?
Inspirational words we can all appreciate
Nothing bad can happen it can only good happen
September 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Inspirational words we can all appreciate
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Happy Rapture day for those celebrating. For everyone left behind just know we’re all telling ourselves:
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September 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Happy Rapture day for those celebrating. For everyone left behind just know we’re all telling ourselves:
I think the big take away from the FCC is comedy is still legal. As long as it is never ever Ever EVER directed at the White House.
September 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I think the big take away from the FCC is comedy is still legal. As long as it is never ever Ever EVER directed at the White House.