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Hey blue sky I missed youuu
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
What up BlueSky long time no access
October 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Presidents come and Presidents go.

Through it all.

Hamburger helper helps your hamburger make you make a great meal.
February 6, 2025 at 8:25 AM
ok but like for real what the fUCK is this ketamine addict doin all up in my government
February 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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There, I fixed it.
January 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Almost like he’s a fascist or something

“Maga revelation” jfc we’re on a speedrun of 1930s Germany
Applicants for the federal government are now being asked to prove when they had their moment of “MAGA revelation.”

Career civil servants are being interrogated about who they voted for.
Loyalty tests and MAGA checks: Inside the Trump White House's intense screening of job-seekers
Job-seekers hoping to join the new Trump administration are facing a series of intense loyalty tests.
apnews.com
January 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”

“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”

“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”

“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”

Pause.

“I needed to make a statement.”
January 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I genuinely believe that the salute was a pulse check to see what they’ll be able to get away with, and the media seems to be letting them know it’s everything.

Don’t let your craven non-confrontational nature allow you to ignore the obvious (hand) signs.
January 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Workin on shavin my poodle (this is not a euphemism)
January 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
How has no one told me President Bartlett has MS?! How did I not know this!! Not the most accurate representation yet but it’s weirdly cool having your weird disease get a shoutout #chronicallyill #morelikechronicallyillin😎 #thewestwing
January 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Watchin the west wing for the first time and it’s crazy how Rob Lowe’s character having a friendship with a sex worker is such a concern and here in the bad place we’re about to have a president who was convicted of fraud over his cover up of his relationship with a sex worker what a world
January 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
What a maroon
Flashback to 2020:

CA official: "If we ignore the science and put our head in the sand... we're not going to succeed together protecting Californians."

Trump: "It'll start getting cooler. You just watch."

"I wish science agreed with you."

Trump: "I don’t think science knows, actually."
January 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I’m on my way to deleting my fb profile, I would like to give friends who have BlueSky a chance to hit me up on here and also back up my photo albums

But like holy fuck I logged in this morning and my feed is flooded with gulf of America nonsense and Ben Shapiro and Charlie Kirk

Like wtFUCK
January 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Snow day vibes ❄️
January 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
January 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
January 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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January 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Can’t sleep so I’m smokin a blunt and watchin bluey totally normal totally cool
December 30, 2024 at 10:21 AM
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December 17, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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🎶 It’s the Mickey Mouse
Roadhouse
Come inside
There’s blood inside
December 16, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
December 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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The public's reaction to Luigi Mangione’s case is evidence of how our healthcare system is failing us.

Watch the full video - The Real Killer is the American Health Care System: youtu.be/Jzolhk8aVP8?...
December 13, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
theonion.com/new-law-requ...
December 13, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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This cover is more like it.
December 13, 2024 at 6:07 PM