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Kitastrophe
@jboykitten.bsky.social
Slutpost account, plz 18+ only. 🔞
HI, I'm Jboy(he/him), pan/poly, and I’m an aging ho’bag. There will be DDR/PIU/Mahjong/judo/queer issues occasionally, along with travel complaints and horny posting. Mostly just porn.
Ahhhhh I don’t want a content strategy I don’t want to strategically repost in circuits, I just want to get my butts out on the internet and maybe parlay that into having more dicks to suck.

Make the internet stop trying to offer me things and sell me things and lure me back into CONTENT brain.
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Strip VS:
Catherine/Full Body

It’s time to let these bitches know that I saw this game when it was considered for e-sports
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Since it came up in conversation tonight, how much do you think I’d have to raise in startup capital to run a kink-themed cruise ship company…
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Reposted by Kitastrophe
since it came up in conversation tonight I gotta know if there’s a contingent of tops out there that engage in waxING play, like mean hair removal

surely that’s gotta be a thing somewhere
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Please enjoy the scientifically proven and peer-reviewed health benefits of eating my ass
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Make me stop being lazy and actually do shoots again. I even think the extra weight I’ve gained would still work.

I liked this set and I never bothered to finish the editing for the previews OR the fullset. It was so nice getting to do both the cute part and the spicy part in the same shoot.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Re: coming out bsky stories - I’ve always just kind of done stuff. Dated girls in college.

I started dating a guy at 21 and he showed up with flowers to our first (non-hookup-car-backseat) actual date, so I just never really hid it.

I got involved in my first poly situation at about 23.
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
When you get old and don’t have time for subtlety anymore, the Art of The Pitch becomes a beautiful thing:
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m remaking the TenmaKurai online presence if any studio actually follows through. Consistency be damned
if we’re rebooting classic anime shit can someone take a crack at Angel Sanctuary please? maybe we can do the entire series since there were like fifty thousand volumes of the manga 🤔
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My weekend plans now that there’s no work for a while
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I managed to get lost on the way back from my polling place, which is about four blocks from my house. I think my brain might be cooked from the last work trip.
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
WHYYYY would you change the notification sound, that's so obnoxious

literally nobody will make a competing platform as long as you just stop changing things and continue to run the shit the way it's worked for years now
October 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I can't decide if I should be nervous about an upcoming flight due to a lack of air traffic controllers

or if i should be nervous about the giant hurricane parked next to my destination
October 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
US Center for SafeSport removes language involving gender presentation from its description of bullying/abuse.

I knew there was a reason I was avoiding reading this updated document x.x
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Might think I’m weird, but I’m still fucking here. That is why I’m tight.
October 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Ice cream for breakfast
October 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
At least my world languages are good enough to correctly pick between Sieviešu and Vīriešu
And not cause an incident :p
October 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It’s finally happened. I’ve forgotten which places I’ve been before. I can’t tell if this is a sign I’m traveling too much, or just my brain getting worse over time.
October 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I’m starting to get only advert follows and interactions, so I guess it’s time to stop having opinions and go back to posting kink/queer-adjacent porn instead.
October 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Concerning.
Another app just changed a bunch of settings to prevent and blur images, without telling or asking me about it.

It’s possible that’s from traveling/regional laws, but regardless I’m not really happy about the endless concern-trolling that nobody REALLY wants to be an adult, right?
October 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Too young to get bitter over it all
Too old to retaliate like before
Too blessed to be caught ungrateful, I know
So I'll keep dancin' along to the rhythm
October 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The words ‘I’m making an Ube Russian’, spoken while holding a shaker, should be grounds for immediate detainment and mental evaluation.
October 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
MotL6 Pump It Up post-mortem thoughts in the discord

Feel free to poke me with your thoughts and responses regarding PIU at MotL6, either as a participant, volunteer, or viewer so I can leave a good base for whoever runs these events in the future.

discord.com/channels/424...
Discord - Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games
Discord is great for playing games and chilling with friends, or even building a worldwide community. Customize your own space to talk, play, and hang out.
discord.com
October 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
EX FUCKING SCUSE ME??? @dameforuna.bsky.social @rualisk.bsky.social

youtu.be/koiX_Wspatw?...
Geddy and Alex Send a Message to Rush Fans
YouTube video by Rush
youtu.be
October 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Thank you to everyone who has accompanied me on this journey. Running OhioDDR has meant the world to me, and while I’m a little sad to move on, it’s the right time.

I know @f4sh10n.bsky.social @tnaps.bsky.social and @phuzion.bsky.social care as much as I do. You’re all in good hands.
October 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM