Kitastrophe
@jboykitten.bsky.social
Slutpost account, plz 18+ only. 🔞
HI, I'm Jboy(he/him), pan/poly, and I’m an aging ho’bag. There will be DDR/PIU/Mahjong/judo/queer issues occasionally, along with travel complaints and horny posting. Mostly just porn.
HI, I'm Jboy(he/him), pan/poly, and I’m an aging ho’bag. There will be DDR/PIU/Mahjong/judo/queer issues occasionally, along with travel complaints and horny posting. Mostly just porn.
Deep dance game lore
Back when teams like the Black Hoodie Mafia were relevant
Back when teams like the Black Hoodie Mafia were relevant
January 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Deep dance game lore
Back when teams like the Black Hoodie Mafia were relevant
Back when teams like the Black Hoodie Mafia were relevant
Holy smokes how bad is this movie that it’s already tanked and appeared on streaming?
Apparently I have to be nice and not make fun of it OR sing along to my favorite number (for good)
This is gonna be rough, it’s soju time.
Apparently I have to be nice and not make fun of it OR sing along to my favorite number (for good)
This is gonna be rough, it’s soju time.
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Holy smokes how bad is this movie that it’s already tanked and appeared on streaming?
Apparently I have to be nice and not make fun of it OR sing along to my favorite number (for good)
This is gonna be rough, it’s soju time.
Apparently I have to be nice and not make fun of it OR sing along to my favorite number (for good)
This is gonna be rough, it’s soju time.
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in accordance with tradition, it is time for the yearly sharing of January Hymn
pls partake with me
pls partake with me
The Decemberists - January Hymn
YouTube video by thomyorke74
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January 1, 2026 at 5:25 AM
in accordance with tradition, it is time for the yearly sharing of January Hymn
pls partake with me
pls partake with me
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r/dirtym4m4r4r: seeking stealth sadist to relive some spicy nostalgia bombs [hosting]
Please teach my brain to give up on ideas, or at least not tell my ex who knows how to absolutely WRECK me.
Please teach my brain to give up on ideas, or at least not tell my ex who knows how to absolutely WRECK me.
December 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
r/dirtym4m4r4r: seeking stealth sadist to relive some spicy nostalgia bombs [hosting]
Please teach my brain to give up on ideas, or at least not tell my ex who knows how to absolutely WRECK me.
Please teach my brain to give up on ideas, or at least not tell my ex who knows how to absolutely WRECK me.
‘After seeing some gey sheeet at the bottom, deffo unfollowing’
Congrats, internet. We’ve managed to raise a group of idiots that are simultaneously too afraid to say swear words to get unmonetized, but bold enough to be bigots aggressively at the same time.
It’s upsetting for the whole culture.
Congrats, internet. We’ve managed to raise a group of idiots that are simultaneously too afraid to say swear words to get unmonetized, but bold enough to be bigots aggressively at the same time.
It’s upsetting for the whole culture.
December 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
‘After seeing some gey sheeet at the bottom, deffo unfollowing’
Congrats, internet. We’ve managed to raise a group of idiots that are simultaneously too afraid to say swear words to get unmonetized, but bold enough to be bigots aggressively at the same time.
It’s upsetting for the whole culture.
Congrats, internet. We’ve managed to raise a group of idiots that are simultaneously too afraid to say swear words to get unmonetized, but bold enough to be bigots aggressively at the same time.
It’s upsetting for the whole culture.
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Newly minted trans masc friend in my life.
What's a good gender affirming gift for he hims?
What's a good gender affirming gift for he hims?
December 20, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Newly minted trans masc friend in my life.
What's a good gender affirming gift for he hims?
What's a good gender affirming gift for he hims?
I’m still making shoots and stuff, I’ve just been so lazy about doing any editing and posting lately. Sorry, this weather just makes for extremely nonfunctional cat.
I promise I’ll go back to posting the silliest porn you’ve ever seen shortly.
I promise I’ll go back to posting the silliest porn you’ve ever seen shortly.
December 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I’m still making shoots and stuff, I’ve just been so lazy about doing any editing and posting lately. Sorry, this weather just makes for extremely nonfunctional cat.
I promise I’ll go back to posting the silliest porn you’ve ever seen shortly.
I promise I’ll go back to posting the silliest porn you’ve ever seen shortly.
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sorry you didn’t achieve the mental clarity to realize that it’s okay to be friends with people after you’ve boned them for an inordinately long amount of time
sucks to suck, weirdos
sucks to suck, weirdos
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
sorry you didn’t achieve the mental clarity to realize that it’s okay to be friends with people after you’ve boned them for an inordinately long amount of time
sucks to suck, weirdos
sucks to suck, weirdos
If you carry a membership card in your wallet to a swingers club that hasn’t existed in years, you might be a redneck hoebag.
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If you carry a membership card in your wallet to a swingers club that hasn’t existed in years, you might be a redneck hoebag.
Is it possible to be a Wife Guy for someone else’s wife, or is that just stalking?
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Is it possible to be a Wife Guy for someone else’s wife, or is that just stalking?
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Oh, which groups of people overwhelmingly have this degree? Well geez, time to cut its value.
Oh, which groups of people overwhelmingly have this degree? Well geez, time to cut its value.
Nursing is no longer considered a 'professional degree.' What changed? — USA TODAY
The Trump administration's definition of a
apple.news
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Oh, which groups of people overwhelmingly have this degree? Well geez, time to cut its value.
Oh, which groups of people overwhelmingly have this degree? Well geez, time to cut its value.
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Ahhhhh I don’t want a content strategy I don’t want to strategically repost in circuits, I just want to get my butts out on the internet and maybe parlay that into having more dicks to suck.
Make the internet stop trying to offer me things and sell me things and lure me back into CONTENT brain.
Make the internet stop trying to offer me things and sell me things and lure me back into CONTENT brain.
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Ahhhhh I don’t want a content strategy I don’t want to strategically repost in circuits, I just want to get my butts out on the internet and maybe parlay that into having more dicks to suck.
Make the internet stop trying to offer me things and sell me things and lure me back into CONTENT brain.
Make the internet stop trying to offer me things and sell me things and lure me back into CONTENT brain.
Strip VS:
Catherine/Full Body
It’s time to let these bitches know that I saw this game when it was considered for e-sports
Catherine/Full Body
It’s time to let these bitches know that I saw this game when it was considered for e-sports
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Strip VS:
Catherine/Full Body
It’s time to let these bitches know that I saw this game when it was considered for e-sports
Catherine/Full Body
It’s time to let these bitches know that I saw this game when it was considered for e-sports
Since it came up in conversation tonight, how much do you think I’d have to raise in startup capital to run a kink-themed cruise ship company…
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Since it came up in conversation tonight, how much do you think I’d have to raise in startup capital to run a kink-themed cruise ship company…
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since it came up in conversation tonight I gotta know if there’s a contingent of tops out there that engage in waxING play, like mean hair removal
surely that’s gotta be a thing somewhere
surely that’s gotta be a thing somewhere
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
since it came up in conversation tonight I gotta know if there’s a contingent of tops out there that engage in waxING play, like mean hair removal
surely that’s gotta be a thing somewhere
surely that’s gotta be a thing somewhere
Please enjoy the scientifically proven and peer-reviewed health benefits of eating my ass
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Please enjoy the scientifically proven and peer-reviewed health benefits of eating my ass
Make me stop being lazy and actually do shoots again. I even think the extra weight I’ve gained would still work.
I liked this set and I never bothered to finish the editing for the previews OR the fullset. It was so nice getting to do both the cute part and the spicy part in the same shoot.
I liked this set and I never bothered to finish the editing for the previews OR the fullset. It was so nice getting to do both the cute part and the spicy part in the same shoot.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Make me stop being lazy and actually do shoots again. I even think the extra weight I’ve gained would still work.
I liked this set and I never bothered to finish the editing for the previews OR the fullset. It was so nice getting to do both the cute part and the spicy part in the same shoot.
I liked this set and I never bothered to finish the editing for the previews OR the fullset. It was so nice getting to do both the cute part and the spicy part in the same shoot.
Re: coming out bsky stories - I’ve always just kind of done stuff. Dated girls in college.
I started dating a guy at 21 and he showed up with flowers to our first (non-hookup-car-backseat) actual date, so I just never really hid it.
I got involved in my first poly situation at about 23.
I started dating a guy at 21 and he showed up with flowers to our first (non-hookup-car-backseat) actual date, so I just never really hid it.
I got involved in my first poly situation at about 23.
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Re: coming out bsky stories - I’ve always just kind of done stuff. Dated girls in college.
I started dating a guy at 21 and he showed up with flowers to our first (non-hookup-car-backseat) actual date, so I just never really hid it.
I got involved in my first poly situation at about 23.
I started dating a guy at 21 and he showed up with flowers to our first (non-hookup-car-backseat) actual date, so I just never really hid it.
I got involved in my first poly situation at about 23.
When you get old and don’t have time for subtlety anymore, the Art of The Pitch becomes a beautiful thing:
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
When you get old and don’t have time for subtlety anymore, the Art of The Pitch becomes a beautiful thing:
I’m remaking the TenmaKurai online presence if any studio actually follows through. Consistency be damned
if we’re rebooting classic anime shit can someone take a crack at Angel Sanctuary please? maybe we can do the entire series since there were like fifty thousand volumes of the manga 🤔
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I’m remaking the TenmaKurai online presence if any studio actually follows through. Consistency be damned
My weekend plans now that there’s no work for a while
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My weekend plans now that there’s no work for a while
I managed to get lost on the way back from my polling place, which is about four blocks from my house. I think my brain might be cooked from the last work trip.
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I managed to get lost on the way back from my polling place, which is about four blocks from my house. I think my brain might be cooked from the last work trip.
WHYYYY would you change the notification sound, that's so obnoxious
literally nobody will make a competing platform as long as you just stop changing things and continue to run the shit the way it's worked for years now
literally nobody will make a competing platform as long as you just stop changing things and continue to run the shit the way it's worked for years now
October 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
WHYYYY would you change the notification sound, that's so obnoxious
literally nobody will make a competing platform as long as you just stop changing things and continue to run the shit the way it's worked for years now
literally nobody will make a competing platform as long as you just stop changing things and continue to run the shit the way it's worked for years now