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Kitastrophe
@jboykitten.bsky.social
Slutpost account, plz 18+ only. 🔞
HI, I'm Jboy(he/him), pan/poly, and I’m an aging ho’bag. There will be DDR/PIU/Mahjong/judo/queer issues occasionally, along with travel complaints and horny posting. Mostly just porn.
Make me stop being lazy and actually do shoots again. I even think the extra weight I’ve gained would still work.

I liked this set and I never bothered to finish the editing for the previews OR the fullset. It was so nice getting to do both the cute part and the spicy part in the same shoot.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
When you get old and don’t have time for subtlety anymore, the Art of The Pitch becomes a beautiful thing:
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It’s the burgundy Mary Janes.
October 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Ice cream for breakfast
October 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Confusing
October 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
PIU Co-Op at MotL6 was a trip!

Final results!

4th place FULLMODE jonathan / mystic
3rd place TEAM NO EDEN404 / BlueBuster
2nd place HEY GUYS mattmiller / ABOLISHICE
1st place Here Comes Dr. Tran!
doctor_oran / jqtran
October 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Having some trouble near the end of seeding for the PIU Phoenix event at #MotL6 - these names in RED are folks who sent in qualifiers, but i can't tell what name they entered under!

The names on the LEFT are folks who entered, but are not seeded yet. If anyone knows these PIU players, help?
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I can now confirm that this is probably the least appealing thing I could do from this angle.

Also hilarious: now I’m overly critiquing my own content not just for the sexuality but also form mistakes in gameplay. At least it’s funny.
September 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Food for old cats. Hurrah for birthday.
August 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My chair was occupied this time, but I sure did order a rindswurst from the same damn stand on the way home.
August 4, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Still available and taking signups for upcoming workshop tour dates
July 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Cutting edge music commentary
June 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The standard of my average conversation is becoming worse by the week
June 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Town hall questions?
Constituents on the street?
The meetings that constitute Your actual job?
You can leave…!
June 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Putting the S&M in BDSM.

I don’t go hard into M scenes like I did when I was younger, and that’s probably for the best. I’ll pass on the barbed-wire-and-blood scenes, but I do know some people. It is hot to watch.

Surprisingly hard to find pictures of - public scenes are kinda tame.
#KinkforPride
June 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This couch is in a public area of the hotel. That’s the front desk down there over the balcony.

How much do I want to risk getting thrown out of a hotel?
June 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Putting the B in BDSM.
I'm not particularly big into rigging, but there's smaller versions of bondage scenes that are still entertaining.

Obvious punchlines: That's the the last time I help out with merit badges. I need to blow more photographers, these were from the same scene!
#KinkforPride
June 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Putting the D/s in BDSM.
Pure D/s without other components is the least popular part of the scene, but is extremely worthwhile with a scene partner you click with. It even works without any explicit sexual component, making it perfect for remote sessions.

#KinkforPride
June 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Looking around for some Photo Dumping, and I forgot I had these. Pile of bruises from a very unforgettable week.
June 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I can’t decide if I’m supposed to stop being lazy and edit old sets, or stop being lazy and shoot more stuff. It really is a dilemma for airhead ditzy cats.
May 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
When you invite me to a destination wedding…
May 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Beautiful weather. A nice view. But, you know what would make my friend’s balcony perfect?

A tied-up head slut.
May 17, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Okay one day I need to figure out what all these buttons do. Wi the out getting kicked out of my friend’s place forever.
May 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
People-watching downtown after a party. Why is everything I own bright colors…
May 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Yeah, me either honey…
April 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM