Crab Rave (Avery's Version)
@headlessmami.bsky.social
trans guy, he/him✨shitposts about queer/trans shit, wrestling and life as a crab person🦀 hopin’ the high life is more than me just gettin’ high🍃 proudly T4T🏳️⚧️ wanted for girldickriding without a license 🚨😎 contents may change to livejournal without warning⚠️
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WWE AAA put up an AI generated video for Dom Mysterio and the slop machine made him AEW Champion lmao
January 18, 2026 at 11:09 PM
WWE AAA put up an AI generated video for Dom Mysterio and the slop machine made him AEW Champion lmao
manifesting summer vibes since it’s currently snowing outside again and I hate it
January 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
manifesting summer vibes since it’s currently snowing outside again and I hate it
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I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
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MOISTURISE ME, SON
January 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
MOISTURISE ME, SON
hahaha we turned around and put a 9-1 whooping on those mfs last night, how's our dick taste
clearly I’m a masochist! I pull for the Hurricanes! watching us go from two 2-0 periods to letting the Panthers score 5 in one period on us is the fucking best!
🙃🙃🙃
please end my suffering
🙃🙃🙃
please end my suffering
January 17, 2026 at 2:58 PM
hahaha we turned around and put a 9-1 whooping on those mfs last night, how's our dick taste
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New post on raisedbythering.com covering the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal (dance recital) death-defying maniac, Sabu!
Raised By the Ring
40 years, 40 wrestlers
raisedbythering.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
New post on raisedbythering.com covering the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal (dance recital) death-defying maniac, Sabu!
it has been brought to my attention that it has been literally fifteen years since the last time I changed the ringtone on my phone 😂😂
not that it makes noises anymore, but on the off chance it did it would play the guitar riff of Roger’s “one great song” from Rent lmao
not that it makes noises anymore, but on the off chance it did it would play the guitar riff of Roger’s “one great song” from Rent lmao
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 AM
it has been brought to my attention that it has been literally fifteen years since the last time I changed the ringtone on my phone 😂😂
not that it makes noises anymore, but on the off chance it did it would play the guitar riff of Roger’s “one great song” from Rent lmao
not that it makes noises anymore, but on the off chance it did it would play the guitar riff of Roger’s “one great song” from Rent lmao
Also not a Conglomerate, but a goofy fufu about to get a sassy southern belle makeover 👀
Matron Momma Marmalade runs catering for the Conglomeration! She whips up sweet treats on the daily and keeps the crew in good spirits 🥰 pictured next to Cassidy just to show how different they are lmao!
Matron Momma Marmalade runs catering for the Conglomeration! She whips up sweet treats on the daily and keeps the crew in good spirits 🥰 pictured next to Cassidy just to show how different they are lmao!
January 17, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Also not a Conglomerate, but a goofy fufu about to get a sassy southern belle makeover 👀
Matron Momma Marmalade runs catering for the Conglomeration! She whips up sweet treats on the daily and keeps the crew in good spirits 🥰 pictured next to Cassidy just to show how different they are lmao!
Matron Momma Marmalade runs catering for the Conglomeration! She whips up sweet treats on the daily and keeps the crew in good spirits 🥰 pictured next to Cassidy just to show how different they are lmao!
now has Stokely carjacked a poor old granny here to rob the cocoa stand, or are the two of them in cahoots 🤔🤔
January 17, 2026 at 2:34 AM
now has Stokely carjacked a poor old granny here to rob the cocoa stand, or are the two of them in cahoots 🤔🤔
the horrors persist so imma do my part to provide some distraction ig
Stokely went and found himself a gf somehow 🤯 the newest Conglomerate is a PFL N (lmao, ofc) newly christened Natalya!
this means that bubu Stokely officially has more hoes than his namesake 🙌🙌
Stokely went and found himself a gf somehow 🤯 the newest Conglomerate is a PFL N (lmao, ofc) newly christened Natalya!
this means that bubu Stokely officially has more hoes than his namesake 🙌🙌
January 17, 2026 at 2:26 AM
the horrors persist so imma do my part to provide some distraction ig
Stokely went and found himself a gf somehow 🤯 the newest Conglomerate is a PFL N (lmao, ofc) newly christened Natalya!
this means that bubu Stokely officially has more hoes than his namesake 🙌🙌
Stokely went and found himself a gf somehow 🤯 the newest Conglomerate is a PFL N (lmao, ofc) newly christened Natalya!
this means that bubu Stokely officially has more hoes than his namesake 🙌🙌
bookmarking this for later so I can find the ones I’ve been to aaaahh
oh my god i finally found the download of the first giants show i went to. and uhhh a bunch others
www.museumofidiots.com/tmbg/mp3s/bo...
www.museumofidiots.com/tmbg/mp3s/bo...
TMBG bootlegs
www.museumofidiots.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
bookmarking this for later so I can find the ones I’ve been to aaaahh
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The "MAGA superstore" that I've had to look at every day at my job for the past 4.5 years is finally gone, and the shitty stickers (Trump, maga, confederate flags, mocking "liberals") removed. Glad one of these assholes is in the dirt, and I hope the rest of his shitty family follows suit soon.
January 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The "MAGA superstore" that I've had to look at every day at my job for the past 4.5 years is finally gone, and the shitty stickers (Trump, maga, confederate flags, mocking "liberals") removed. Glad one of these assholes is in the dirt, and I hope the rest of his shitty family follows suit soon.
yeah normally by the time I take my first break at work (so like 2-3 hours, depending) my old phone had drained to 65% doing sweet fuck all in my pocket bc lol downtime? what is?
meanwhile new phone was at 95%? yeaaaahhh get fucked fruit company I lovehate you so much
meanwhile new phone was at 95%? yeaaaahhh get fucked fruit company I lovehate you so much
that said this planned obsolescence bullshit can suck my dick from the back. no reason a ~3 year old phone should be running like garbage and have a shit battery other than “fuck you time to give us more money” 🙄
I shouldn’t have to plug my phone in halfway through my shift bleh
I shouldn’t have to plug my phone in halfway through my shift bleh
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 PM
yeah normally by the time I take my first break at work (so like 2-3 hours, depending) my old phone had drained to 65% doing sweet fuck all in my pocket bc lol downtime? what is?
meanwhile new phone was at 95%? yeaaaahhh get fucked fruit company I lovehate you so much
meanwhile new phone was at 95%? yeaaaahhh get fucked fruit company I lovehate you so much
I keep seeing ads for this fucking burger that is served sliced down the middle with the halves face down in a skillet of melted cheese and we have officially gone too goddamn far and also I want that right the fuck now
January 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I keep seeing ads for this fucking burger that is served sliced down the middle with the halves face down in a skillet of melted cheese and we have officially gone too goddamn far and also I want that right the fuck now
that said this planned obsolescence bullshit can suck my dick from the back. no reason a ~3 year old phone should be running like garbage and have a shit battery other than “fuck you time to give us more money” 🙄
I shouldn’t have to plug my phone in halfway through my shift bleh
I shouldn’t have to plug my phone in halfway through my shift bleh
January 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
that said this planned obsolescence bullshit can suck my dick from the back. no reason a ~3 year old phone should be running like garbage and have a shit battery other than “fuck you time to give us more money” 🙄
I shouldn’t have to plug my phone in halfway through my shift bleh
I shouldn’t have to plug my phone in halfway through my shift bleh
update: they did not in fact arrive before I had to leave for work
my wife, bless her, stayed awake as long as she could to listen for the door
of course they “attempted” to deliver about 20 mins after she laid down and by “attempted” I mean I don’t even think they showed up
my wife, bless her, stayed awake as long as she could to listen for the door
of course they “attempted” to deliver about 20 mins after she laid down and by “attempted” I mean I don’t even think they showed up
currently sitting in front of my open living room blinds looking like a loony waiting for FedEx to drop off my new phone bc the fuckers were here literally 8 minutes after the “out for delivery” text on Friday, which I was in the shower for ugh
not missing them today, nope
not missing them today, nope
January 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
update: they did not in fact arrive before I had to leave for work
my wife, bless her, stayed awake as long as she could to listen for the door
of course they “attempted” to deliver about 20 mins after she laid down and by “attempted” I mean I don’t even think they showed up
my wife, bless her, stayed awake as long as she could to listen for the door
of course they “attempted” to deliver about 20 mins after she laid down and by “attempted” I mean I don’t even think they showed up
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Okay yes you're sorry but when are you going to take *accountability* for party rocking
January 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Okay yes you're sorry but when are you going to take *accountability* for party rocking
currently sitting in front of my open living room blinds looking like a loony waiting for FedEx to drop off my new phone bc the fuckers were here literally 8 minutes after the “out for delivery” text on Friday, which I was in the shower for ugh
not missing them today, nope
not missing them today, nope
January 12, 2026 at 2:15 PM
currently sitting in front of my open living room blinds looking like a loony waiting for FedEx to drop off my new phone bc the fuckers were here literally 8 minutes after the “out for delivery” text on Friday, which I was in the shower for ugh
not missing them today, nope
not missing them today, nope
the newest Conglomerate has arrived, technically a week or so ago but she just got her Conglomeration name 😊 pls welcome Lady Frost, she’s a yet-tay 🧊😈
January 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
the newest Conglomerate has arrived, technically a week or so ago but she just got her Conglomeration name 😊 pls welcome Lady Frost, she’s a yet-tay 🧊😈
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I’ve seen this movie a hundred times and I just realized Jack Dawson is a manic pixie dream girl 🤯
January 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I’ve seen this movie a hundred times and I just realized Jack Dawson is a manic pixie dream girl 🤯
late to the party but Sammy Guevara’s mustache is giving Max Caster x John Waters [derogatory] 😷
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
late to the party but Sammy Guevara’s mustache is giving Max Caster x John Waters [derogatory] 😷
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Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system.
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system.
SEE
Can confirm, have put them on at least 2 playlists within the last 12 months
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 PM
SEE
very fucking amused at how much of the Galo/Lio playlist I made at the height of my Promare fandom can be repurposed for StrickPage/HouseFire/whatever y’all wanna call them 👀 🏠🔥🥃
“Im livin’ for givin’ the Devil his due/And I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you”
I mean come onnnn ayy
“Im livin’ for givin’ the Devil his due/And I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you”
I mean come onnnn ayy
January 8, 2026 at 3:56 PM
very fucking amused at how much of the Galo/Lio playlist I made at the height of my Promare fandom can be repurposed for StrickPage/HouseFire/whatever y’all wanna call them 👀 🏠🔥🥃
“Im livin’ for givin’ the Devil his due/And I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you”
I mean come onnnn ayy
“Im livin’ for givin’ the Devil his due/And I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you”
I mean come onnnn ayy
v amused by this shirt @jboykitten.bsky.social’s partner alerted me to which I had to instabuy.
he ofc is now slightly annoyed with her for enabling my bad habits 😹
he ofc is now slightly annoyed with her for enabling my bad habits 😹
January 8, 2026 at 4:26 AM
v amused by this shirt @jboykitten.bsky.social’s partner alerted me to which I had to instabuy.
he ofc is now slightly annoyed with her for enabling my bad habits 😹
he ofc is now slightly annoyed with her for enabling my bad habits 😹