Crab Rave (Avery's Version)
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trans dude, he/him✨shitposts about queer/trans shit, wrestling and life as a crab person🦀 hopin’ the high life is more than me just gettin’ high🍃 proudly T4T🏳️⚧️ wanted for girldickriding without a license 😎 contents may change to livejournal without warning⚠️
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hell yeah motherfuckers
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
hell yeah motherfuckers
making someone one of today’s lucky 10,000 but it’s just informing them of the time Cosmo actually printed the suggestion of sticking a dick through a donut as a sex toy
November 16, 2025 at 9:45 AM
making someone one of today’s lucky 10,000 but it’s just informing them of the time Cosmo actually printed the suggestion of sticking a dick through a donut as a sex toy
trying to figure out how for once in my life I am awake at 4 in the goddamn am and the only caffeine I had all day was my morning coffee at like 11am
meanwhile I routinely take down at least 1 energy drink per workday and have successfully pulled off 3 while sleeping like a baby that night
idgi?!?
meanwhile I routinely take down at least 1 energy drink per workday and have successfully pulled off 3 while sleeping like a baby that night
idgi?!?
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
trying to figure out how for once in my life I am awake at 4 in the goddamn am and the only caffeine I had all day was my morning coffee at like 11am
meanwhile I routinely take down at least 1 energy drink per workday and have successfully pulled off 3 while sleeping like a baby that night
idgi?!?
meanwhile I routinely take down at least 1 energy drink per workday and have successfully pulled off 3 while sleeping like a baby that night
idgi?!?
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I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING LYING RN, STOPPPP 💀💀💀
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING LYING RN, STOPPPP 💀💀💀
tonight’s comically timed sexytime DJ set drop brought to you by Layton Giordani deciding to throw a sped-up version of “Tom’s Diner” in his mix at the precise moment we decided to get frisky 😬
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
tonight’s comically timed sexytime DJ set drop brought to you by Layton Giordani deciding to throw a sped-up version of “Tom’s Diner” in his mix at the precise moment we decided to get frisky 😬
broke: “if we’re still single by the time we’re [age] we’ll marry each other”
woke: “if we both make it to 70 we’ll make sure we’re blowing each other” #lemonkitkatparty
woke: “if we both make it to 70 we’ll make sure we’re blowing each other” #lemonkitkatparty
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
broke: “if we’re still single by the time we’re [age] we’ll marry each other”
woke: “if we both make it to 70 we’ll make sure we’re blowing each other” #lemonkitkatparty
woke: “if we both make it to 70 we’ll make sure we’re blowing each other” #lemonkitkatparty
I don’t have a lot of best buddies in PoGo bc lazy but you best believe this guy was the first one I got there
I lowkey dislike his shiny but whatcha gonna do
I lowkey dislike his shiny but whatcha gonna do
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I don’t have a lot of best buddies in PoGo bc lazy but you best believe this guy was the first one I got there
I lowkey dislike his shiny but whatcha gonna do
I lowkey dislike his shiny but whatcha gonna do
forget the kinky cruise ship, how much startup capital do we need for THIS 🥺
Is this like a cat cafe deal where they house errant trans folks and customers can come in and snuggle with them while they get snacks?
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
forget the kinky cruise ship, how much startup capital do we need for THIS 🥺
don’t live in NC anymore but boosting bc fuck that let em knowwww
Hey if you live in NC Hendricks (the car dealership) sold ICE a shitton of vehicles
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
don’t live in NC anymore but boosting bc fuck that let em knowwww
autocorrect tried to change “cages” to “cafes” and while that’s not what I was talking about initially now I DO want mtf/ftm cafes hmm
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
autocorrect tried to change “cages” to “cafes” and while that’s not what I was talking about initially now I DO want mtf/ftm cafes hmm
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scamper forward, posthaste!
sanic da horjhej
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
scamper forward, posthaste!
still laughing my ass off over getting asked my favorite Pokémon by the guy at the dispo earlier (I was in a “Pokémon Trainer” shirt) and his stunned reaction when I immediately replied “Lickitung!”
bro definitely wasn’t expecting THAT response for sure lmao 😂 what can I say, I love the unloveables
bro definitely wasn’t expecting THAT response for sure lmao 😂 what can I say, I love the unloveables
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
still laughing my ass off over getting asked my favorite Pokémon by the guy at the dispo earlier (I was in a “Pokémon Trainer” shirt) and his stunned reaction when I immediately replied “Lickitung!”
bro definitely wasn’t expecting THAT response for sure lmao 😂 what can I say, I love the unloveables
bro definitely wasn’t expecting THAT response for sure lmao 😂 what can I say, I love the unloveables
also okay hearing Fitz & the Tantrums on an EDM track was not something I expected to hear this morning but I'm here for it lfg
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
also okay hearing Fitz & the Tantrums on an EDM track was not something I expected to hear this morning but I'm here for it lfg
there are a LOT more appealing and appetizing dicks that are presently occupying my mind, let's please not ruin that okay cool thanks
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
there are a LOT more appealing and appetizing dicks that are presently occupying my mind, let's please not ruin that okay cool thanks
I would very much like to go back to before I woke up and learned unfortunate things about unfortunate people and their unfortunate penises
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I would very much like to go back to before I woke up and learned unfortunate things about unfortunate people and their unfortunate penises
been getting called “bruv” so often lately I’m considering making it my honorific 🤔🤔
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
been getting called “bruv” so often lately I’m considering making it my honorific 🤔🤔
today in Deep Insightful EDM Lyrics: a song entitled "On the Beach", in which the only lyric is the phrase "on the beach" repeated ad nauseam, in a song that doesn't actually sound anything like a beach
you know what at least "Fancy $hit" contains not one but two complete and coherent sentences
you know what at least "Fancy $hit" contains not one but two complete and coherent sentences
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
today in Deep Insightful EDM Lyrics: a song entitled "On the Beach", in which the only lyric is the phrase "on the beach" repeated ad nauseam, in a song that doesn't actually sound anything like a beach
you know what at least "Fancy $hit" contains not one but two complete and coherent sentences
you know what at least "Fancy $hit" contains not one but two complete and coherent sentences
swear to god if I ever get into drag I’m lip synching to John Summit’s “Crystallized” as my first song idk why but it’s so fuckin fun lmao it would be fantastic
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
swear to god if I ever get into drag I’m lip synching to John Summit’s “Crystallized” as my first song idk why but it’s so fuckin fun lmao it would be fantastic
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pro wrestling is eroguro
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
pro wrestling is eroguro
yeah, also this
Since it came up in conversation tonight, how much do you think I’d have to raise in startup capital to run a kink-themed cruise ship company…
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
yeah, also this
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oh god of course yuta wants to be in the cage as long as possible
oh god of course darby wants to be in the cage as long as possible
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
oh god of course yuta wants to be in the cage as long as possible
since it came up in conversation tonight I gotta know if there’s a contingent of tops out there that engage in waxING play, like mean hair removal
surely that’s gotta be a thing somewhere
surely that’s gotta be a thing somewhere
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
since it came up in conversation tonight I gotta know if there’s a contingent of tops out there that engage in waxING play, like mean hair removal
surely that’s gotta be a thing somewhere
surely that’s gotta be a thing somewhere
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Are you saying that mainstream country is trying to make money while giving real artists and writers as little money and credit as possible
This is literally the very first time this has happened in the history of the genre known as country music
This is literally the very first time this has happened in the history of the genre known as country music
As AI Artists Breaking Rush & Cain Walker Rule a Country Chart, Nashville Execs Weigh in: ‘It’s Incredibly Detrimental’
As AI Artists Breaking Rush & Cain Walker Rule a Country Chart, Nashville Execs Weigh in: ‘It’s Incredibly Detrimental’
As AI artists Breaking Rust and Cain Walker dominate a country music chart, industry players react to the phenomenon and discuss what it could mean.
bit.ly
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Are you saying that mainstream country is trying to make money while giving real artists and writers as little money and credit as possible
This is literally the very first time this has happened in the history of the genre known as country music
This is literally the very first time this has happened in the history of the genre known as country music
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toni and mina's explicitly romantic relationship leading to toni tapping out mirrored to mox tapping for yuta is actually driving me insane
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
toni and mina's explicitly romantic relationship leading to toni tapping out mirrored to mox tapping for yuta is actually driving me insane
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