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headlessmami.bsky.social
Crab Rave (Avery's Version)
@headlessmami.bsky.social
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trans dude, he/him✨shitposts about queer/trans shit, wrestling and life as a crab person🦀 hopin’ the high life is more than me just gettin’ high🍃 proudly T4T🏳️‍⚧️ wanted for girldickriding without a license 😎 contents may change to livejournal without warning⚠️
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headlessmami.bsky.social
I don’t have a lot of best buddies in PoGo bc lazy but you best believe this guy was the first one I got there

I lowkey dislike his shiny but whatcha gonna do
a Pokémon Go screenshot of a shiny Lickitung (gold instead of pink) nicknamed “Goldmember”. He has a small red ribbon on his chest and next to his name indicating his “best buddy” status
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
Sam is grabbing some comfort snaccs for ya 🩵💚
a mint green Labubu in a plaid shirt stands in front of an open toy fridge while holding an Olipop soda can
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
saw a Friend on the way to get groceries and the little idiot stayed stock still and even turned his head at me when I made kissy noises at him

idk why I like deer so much lol
a juvenile deer looking to the left, oblivious to the car that has stopped to look at him a juvenile deer facing the camera after the person behind it has caught its attention a juvenile deer continuing to face the camera
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
they got rid of the privacy bushes in our complex in favor of whatever this sparse garbage is so now I have to make do with putting a hoodie on and pretending I’m invisible 😤
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
having too much fun putting the kids in goofy situations for photo ops lmao
November 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
BISCUITS AND GRAVY

MADE ME A MAN

(the testosterone helped)
homemade sausage gravy on top of definitely not homemade biscuits
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
Seth Rollins in a squat pose making a goofy face photoshopped over top of a fresh grave. the headstone (also photoshopped) reads "DICK CHENEY JANUARY 30, 1941 - NOVEMBER 3, 2025"
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
great minds 😍😍 all my bubus are named after wrestlers so far, now I know which one needs to be named Nyla 💕 this looks fantastic!
November 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
this mug is an eternal mood
a coffee mug with an illustration of a kitten from the comic Breaking Cat News. she has a word bubble above her that reads “It’s been the week from HECK, in a year of straight-up POOP!”
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
wasn’t able to get pics at work bc BUSY but Sam and I went twinning for Halloween after I remembered this shirt was in the back of my closet

I got correctly called out by a kid for being a fufu bc my ears were too large, shouts to that kid

and now I have an adorable new wall hanging yay
a short man takes a selfie in front of a narrow mirror. his face is painted in the style of a blue Labubu and he is wearing blue-colored rabbit ears along with a light blue plaid shirt, white t-shirt and jeans. he is holding a mint green Labubu with a very similar shirt and pants on. a pair of blue-dyed rabbit ears with a handcrafted, oversized Pop Mart keyring replica attached to the back hanging on a wall underneath a cloud light
November 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
Shrimpfufu arrived today, pretty spot on except for maybe the eyes, the zipper and the fact that I cannot actually fit my fucking AirPods in here lmao

him name Owen bc he a nugget
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
lmaoooo I forget this picture always pops up in my memory feed every Halloween

enjoy girlmode me trying my hardest to girl for the people out there 🙄 pretty sure this was otw to the Fetish Arts Festival that I used to do photography for. don’t recommend shooting in a busty costume.
a female-presenting person is taking a selfie in a bathroom mirror while modeling an Alice in Wonderland Halloween costume. the costume places rather prominent emphasis on her ample cleavage
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
made Harley her mini-me/ventriloquist puppet after a cheap hair clip I bought fell apart and inspiration struck

look at them
a pink and yellow Labubu stands on a black keyboard. in her left hand is a miniature version of herself made from a flat plastic figure and a cotton ball
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
continued progress on costume, ft. Sam for scale

shout out to Glue Dots for quite literally being the glue holding this whole project together. stoked to not have to fuck around with a glue gun or paint
a hand holds a mint green Labubu in a blue plaid shirt and blue shorts backwards by its keyring beside a large handmade Pop Mart keyring replica to demonstrate the size difference. the keyring is approximately three times larger than the Labubu
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
bought Sam a lil outfit and it only took a week to get here!

(coffee mug made by my very talented friend lol)
a mint green Labubu leans against a windowsill. he is wearing a white t-shirt with a blue plaid button-up over top and ripped denim shorts, and is holding a purple coffee mug sculpted from polymer clay
October 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
last-minute Halloween costume coming together since I get to work this year

the best part is if it ends up looking like shit then I’m a Lafufu

really no way to lose here
a bunny ear headband, a foam wreath ring and a roll of ribbon lying on a bed Two Labubu dolls on either side of the foam ring (now colored blue) and ribbon as it is being turned into a large Labubu keychain hanger a blue rubber gloved hand holds a bunny ear headband, with one ear colored blue with marker A large blue foam ring and ribbon made to look like a large Labubu keychain hanger next to a bunny ear headband which has been colored blue with markers
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
the devil’s juice turning me into a literal demon 😈💉6️⃣6️⃣6️⃣
a screenshot of lab results in which the poster’s testosterone levels are shown as 666 ng/dL
October 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
stolen from fb meme group and honestly yeah mood
a screencap of the “Mini Mone” puppet from last week’s AEW Dynamite. she is looking downward with a sad face. the text at the top of the image reads “when you are living through another once in a lifetime event but are trying to keep the whimsy”
October 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
been a hot minute since the shiny sparkles actually made the serotonin go brrr but I’ve been chasing this lil bug for like 4 years ever since I caught her shiny counterpart 🥰🥰✨
a screenshot from Pokémon Go of a shiny Illumise on the catch screen. she is a bug with a blue body and orange/black accents
October 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
shouts to @ausdebiru.bsky.social for the Cthulhu puppet plushies he gave me and @yourfriendlara.bsky.social literally 21 years ago at this point I think? bro can legally drink now
a plush Cthulhu puppet resting atop a mountain of plushies in a hammock
October 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
meme stolen from fb, but honestly plushies are my love language at this point. even not counting the stuffed clown I was given as an infant I have plushies I’ve owned longer than some of my friends have been alive.

and if they were gifts I ALWAYS smile when I see them and think about the gifter 💝
a meme which reads “I work 9-5 to have spending habits of a 5-9 year old” on a white background. The text is surrounded by many toys including Pokémon, cards, tamagotchi, labubus, other Pop Mart keychains and a banana plushie
October 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
I did once, it got violent 😰
A person in a large white Easter bunny costume wrestling a box of Trix cereal from a girl in a blue shirt. The bunny is wearing a blue lanyard around his neck with a Walmart name tag reading “EASTER BUNNY”
October 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
[cw: weight loss, size discussion]

found an old pair of girlmode pants buried in the closet and had to do this for the lols. holy shit

for reference these are a size 18 and I am currently a 34” waist. hormones are MAGIC.

[pic not NSFW but blurring for folks who may not want to interact with it]
a short man is taking a selfie in front of a narrow door mirror. he is wearing a brown t-shirt and a pair of women’s jeans from before he transitioned, and his left hand is stretching out the waistband to demonstrate how much weight he has lost since transitioning. there is a gap of approximately 2 inches.
October 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
headlessmami.bsky.social
and finally, the meal I lowkey fuckin regret bc 1) it was tasty af but ruined my appetite for a REAL meal at a REALLY NICE restaurant with REALLY GREAT people later on 🙃🙃 2) oh yeah the fuckin overdraft lmao 🙃🙃

…it WAS really good though so at least I’ll always have the memories 🥲
the menu for Jive Turkey, featuring things like “Crack-n-Cheese”, various types of stuffed turkey legs and “Soul Rolls” Jive Turkey’s marquee, advertising “TURKEY BBQ”, “CRACK-N-CHEESE”, “STUFFED TURKEY LEGS” a picture of the “Crack-n-Cheese”, which is homemade macaroni and cheese topped with pulled turkey bbq, turkey skin cracklings and bbq sauce. it is served in a plastic cup and there is a plastic fork sticking out of the right side
October 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
headlessmami.bsky.social
our fair speedrun included the Flyer (a ski lift that takes you from one side of the midway to the other) so I at least got some sweet views
Ski lifts taking off over the fair midway. A sign reading “WIN BIG PRIZES” is visible in the bottom left A view of the drop tower from the ski lifts (the “WIN BIG PRIZES” sign is closer in the bottom left)
October 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM