Matt Pierson
@jazzguymatt.bsky.social
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This is me at 15. I’m a child.
I’m a CHILD.
I’m a CHILD.
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This is me at 15. I’m a child.
I’m a CHILD.
I’m a CHILD.
Yeah, the fees are the thing…
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Yeah, the fees are the thing…
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"HOW WILL ZOHRAN PAY FOR FREE BUSES" screamed the Staten Islanders who have a free ferry
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"HOW WILL ZOHRAN PAY FOR FREE BUSES" screamed the Staten Islanders who have a free ferry
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Want to see how far right the Republican Party has gone?
Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate.
They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.
Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate.
They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.
October 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Want to see how far right the Republican Party has gone?
Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate.
They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.
Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate.
They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.
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MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
October 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“Too”
I love Cardi B, but usually can hardly understand what she’s saying.
September 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I love Cardi B, but usually can hardly understand what she’s saying.
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shit ain’t over til it’s over
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
shit ain’t over til it’s over
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1. Just so we’re clear, this is the clip that got Jimmy Kimmel’s show shelved by ABC.
If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.
If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.
September 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
1. Just so we’re clear, this is the clip that got Jimmy Kimmel’s show shelved by ABC.
If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.
If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.
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More from Newsom’s press office.
August 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
More from Newsom’s press office.
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Mr President:
Tariffs will slow the economy and raise inflation.
Come at me bro.
Tariffs will slow the economy and raise inflation.
Come at me bro.
August 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Mr President:
Tariffs will slow the economy and raise inflation.
Come at me bro.
Tariffs will slow the economy and raise inflation.
Come at me bro.
He’s not planning on leaving.
Trump is building a White House ballroom.
It kind of looks like a Home Depot without the aisles and a sale on gold chairs.
It kind of looks like a Home Depot without the aisles and a sale on gold chairs.
July 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
He’s not planning on leaving.
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pam bondi as porta potties: thread
July 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
pam bondi as porta potties: thread
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A one-minute gap?
July 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
A one-minute gap?
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[the statue of liberty looks at the camera] THE ARISTOCRATS!
February 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
[the statue of liberty looks at the camera] THE ARISTOCRATS!
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Just met a lovely cat in Hertford.
Turned out to be a nazi.
Turned out to be a nazi.
June 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Just met a lovely cat in Hertford.
Turned out to be a nazi.
Turned out to be a nazi.
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Today in Boston.
Over a million people turned out.
Even the drone couldn't get it all.
#NoKingsDay #BostonStrong #ICEProtest
Over a million people turned out.
Even the drone couldn't get it all.
#NoKingsDay #BostonStrong #ICEProtest
June 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Today in Boston.
Over a million people turned out.
Even the drone couldn't get it all.
#NoKingsDay #BostonStrong #ICEProtest
Over a million people turned out.
Even the drone couldn't get it all.
#NoKingsDay #BostonStrong #ICEProtest
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AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they
June 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they
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Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer
May 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer
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That time in 1988 Sesame Street ripped on Donald Trump
May 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
That time in 1988 Sesame Street ripped on Donald Trump
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I'll just take this moment to point out that the US Institute of Peace, just a few weeks ago, contained one of the finest concentrations of US expertise on India and Pakistan, and crisis management in South Asia.
May 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I'll just take this moment to point out that the US Institute of Peace, just a few weeks ago, contained one of the finest concentrations of US expertise on India and Pakistan, and crisis management in South Asia.
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Number of (reported) golf outings for Trump since inauguration: 16.
Number of ‘daily’ intel briefings: 12.
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
Number of ‘daily’ intel briefings: 12.
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
May 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Number of (reported) golf outings for Trump since inauguration: 16.
Number of ‘daily’ intel briefings: 12.
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
Number of ‘daily’ intel briefings: 12.
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
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If you take a single lesson out of Star Wars let it be that successful opposition to fascism only happened after all the different factions stopped fighting with each other and joined forces.
You can criticize your allies, of course, but you can’t be more focused on defeating them than the enemy.
You can criticize your allies, of course, but you can’t be more focused on defeating them than the enemy.
May 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If you take a single lesson out of Star Wars let it be that successful opposition to fascism only happened after all the different factions stopped fighting with each other and joined forces.
You can criticize your allies, of course, but you can’t be more focused on defeating them than the enemy.
You can criticize your allies, of course, but you can’t be more focused on defeating them than the enemy.
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Every now and then I just pause and think that … we could have just elected Kamala Harris, and we’d still have an economy that was the strongest in the world; we’d still have an American-led trans-Atlantic order; we’d be assured that our universities would remain the envy of the world; … (1/x)
April 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Every now and then I just pause and think that … we could have just elected Kamala Harris, and we’d still have an economy that was the strongest in the world; we’d still have an American-led trans-Atlantic order; we’d be assured that our universities would remain the envy of the world; … (1/x)