Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free)
@jazzazzin.bsky.social
Lifetime #UtahJazz fan 👍🎷😢
Mid-life dad, software engineer.
I rarely proofread. I make more typos than most other extremely fat fingered folks.
Mostly bad sports takes
#TakeNote but mostly #TANKNote
#RSL #RSLTID
#StandWithUkraine
Mid-life dad, software engineer.
I rarely proofread. I make more typos than most other extremely fat fingered folks.
Mostly bad sports takes
#TakeNote but mostly #TANKNote
#RSL #RSLTID
#StandWithUkraine
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You know what really sucks? The Utah Jazz did everything in its power to give itself the best possible chance to draft Cooper Flagg. Not that Ace isn’t a really nice consolation prize.
February 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
You know what really sucks? The Utah Jazz did everything in its power to give itself the best possible chance to draft Cooper Flagg. Not that Ace isn’t a really nice consolation prize.
DOUBLE CHICKEN 😂 (if only)
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 AM
DOUBLE CHICKEN 😂 (if only)
WE WON………. 🍗
January 31, 2026 at 4:39 AM
WE WON………. 🍗
Keyonte with the South American reverse swirl three
January 31, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Keyonte with the South American reverse swirl three
Jazz gonna end the Nets seven-game losing streak tonight 😂
January 31, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Jazz gonna end the Nets seven-game losing streak tonight 😂
Love that Cody jam too! What a dime by Key!
January 31, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Love that Cody jam too! What a dime by Key!
Statue of Liberty 🗽 dunk.
Also, that Ace Bailey dunk earlier this quarter was pretty incredible... there are just not that many guys in the league who could do that.
January 31, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Statue of Liberty 🗽 dunk.
Brice warming up would be a nice upgrade for the Jazz. Only down by 4 now.
January 31, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Brice warming up would be a nice upgrade for the Jazz. Only down by 4 now.
Isaiah is a turnover machine right now. This game is hard to watch.So maybe I’ll see what else is on TV. 😂
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Isaiah is a turnover machine right now. This game is hard to watch.So maybe I’ll see what else is on TV. 😂
Prediction. Jazz will trail but double digits but get back within a few points at the end and lose by 3.
January 31, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Prediction. Jazz will trail but double digits but get back within a few points at the end and lose by 3.
As I was saying…
Brice Sensabaugh is shooting 33% tonight and -10. Streaky dude. But we already knew this.
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 AM
As I was saying…
If there were any defense…any at all…
January 31, 2026 at 4:23 AM
If there were any defense…any at all…
Brice Sensabaugh is shooting 33% tonight and -10. Streaky dude. But we already knew this.
January 31, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Brice Sensabaugh is shooting 33% tonight and -10. Streaky dude. But we already knew this.
Cody passing to me in Cedar City now 😂
January 31, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Cody passing to me in Cedar City now 😂
Perspectives 😂
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Perspectives 😂
Terrance Mann is breaking Jazz fan hearts again. 😂
January 31, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Terrance Mann is breaking Jazz fan hearts again. 😂
Very surprised that the Jazz got back in that one.
January 31, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Very surprised that the Jazz got back in that one.
Poor South American Jazz fans. 6 Home game stand, 5 losses. 😢
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Poor South American Jazz fans. 6 Home game stand, 5 losses. 😢
Apparently, we just needed to rest Nurk all this time.
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January 31, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Apparently, we just needed to rest Nurk all this time.
Jazz may not win another game this season. 😂😅
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Jazz may not win another game this season. 😂😅
Well, if anyone can lose this one, it’s the Jazz 😂
Well, facing the 12-win Nets at home with Nets coming off a loss in Denver last night should be about as close of a gimme the Jazz are gonna get this season. 😂 🤷♂️
January 31, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Well, if anyone can lose this one, it’s the Jazz 😂
Man, maybe Sensabaugh has the flu too.
January 31, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Man, maybe Sensabaugh has the flu too.
It’s so bizarre how completely Cody and Taylor have swapped in my player confidence for being able to play a smidgeon of defense. 😂
January 31, 2026 at 2:58 AM
It’s so bizarre how completely Cody and Taylor have swapped in my player confidence for being able to play a smidgeon of defense. 😂
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Ace Bailey just managed to get hit in the back by a crosscourt pass.
Egor Demin just shot his third airball of the first quarter.
NETS-JAZZ EVERYONE!
Egor Demin just shot his third airball of the first quarter.
NETS-JAZZ EVERYONE!
January 31, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Ace Bailey just managed to get hit in the back by a crosscourt pass.
Egor Demin just shot his third airball of the first quarter.
NETS-JAZZ EVERYONE!
Egor Demin just shot his third airball of the first quarter.
NETS-JAZZ EVERYONE!
It’s hard to win games when you have THE worst defense in the NBA. If this team can ever figure out how to defend, they are gonna be great. 😊
January 31, 2026 at 2:54 AM
It’s hard to win games when you have THE worst defense in the NBA. If this team can ever figure out how to defend, they are gonna be great. 😊