Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free)
@jazzazzin.bsky.social
Lifetime #UtahJazz fan 👍🎷😢
Mid-life dad, software engineer.
I rarely proofread. I make more typos than most other extremely fat fingered folks.
Mostly bad sports takes
#TakeNote but mostly #TANKNote
#RSL #RSLTID
#StandWithUkraine
Mid-life dad, software engineer.
I rarely proofread. I make more typos than most other extremely fat fingered folks.
Mostly bad sports takes
#TakeNote but mostly #TANKNote
#RSL #RSLTID
#StandWithUkraine
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Didn’t even realize the Jazz were playing when I saw the score just now. Think I’ll conveniently continue forgetting.
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Didn’t even realize the Jazz were playing when I saw the score just now. Think I’ll conveniently continue forgetting.
A dominant 3rd quarter by the Utah Jazz
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November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
A dominant 3rd quarter by the Utah Jazz
First loud clap of the game for me: Isaiah Collier drive and score. (I haven’t watched a whole lot of this game. 🤷♂️)
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
First loud clap of the game for me: Isaiah Collier drive and score. (I haven’t watched a whole lot of this game. 🤷♂️)
I tune out…Jazz go up 11. 😝
Jazz up 10. I tune in…Kings make a run.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I tune out…Jazz go up 11. 😝
Jazz up 10. I tune in…Kings make a run.
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Jazz up 10. I tune in…Kings make a run.
So apparently, when I can’t watch, the play from the Jazz is better. This is what hell is like I’m sure.
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
So apparently, when I can’t watch, the play from the Jazz is better. This is what hell is like I’m sure.
Trying to watch this Jazz game on my MiL’s Internet wifi is about as consistent as Cody Williams being able to play on an NBA roster.
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Trying to watch this Jazz game on my MiL’s Internet wifi is about as consistent as Cody Williams being able to play on an NBA roster.
Ok. That was nice by Keyonte tho
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Ok. That was nice by Keyonte tho
I’m not sure I want to watch another Jazz game this season. 😂 (this one is looking like the Jazz will be down 20 in the 3rd and then make a late run in the 4th quarter but ultimately lose.
Sound familiar? My fandom is a bad rerun.)
Sound familiar? My fandom is a bad rerun.)
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I’m not sure I want to watch another Jazz game this season. 😂 (this one is looking like the Jazz will be down 20 in the 3rd and then make a late run in the 4th quarter but ultimately lose.
Sound familiar? My fandom is a bad rerun.)
Sound familiar? My fandom is a bad rerun.)
The Jazz suck. Svi sucks less.
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The Jazz suck. Svi sucks less.
I paid for SEG+ and I can’t stand to watch more than 3 minutes of most Jazz games. 👍👍👍
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November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I paid for SEG+ and I can’t stand to watch more than 3 minutes of most Jazz games. 👍👍👍
Speechless. 😶
Updating this because there were some superlatives tonight:
This was the widest swing in any Jazz game all year at ±54.
Also the biggest lead the Jazz gave away in a loss (+18)
This was the widest swing in any Jazz game all year at ±54.
Also the biggest lead the Jazz gave away in a loss (+18)
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Speechless. 😶
Holy Shit! I went for one ride and the Jazz are down 30!!!
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November 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Holy Shit! I went for one ride and the Jazz are down 30!!!
And Thunder cut it to just 6 in what feels like 60 seconds
Jazz vs Thunder. Jazz lead 14 after 1???
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November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
And Thunder cut it to just 6 in what feels like 60 seconds
Obs, it’s the jersey winning this thing rn. 😜
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Obs, it’s the jersey winning this thing rn. 😜
Jazz vs Thunder. Jazz lead 14 after 1???
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November 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Jazz vs Thunder. Jazz lead 14 after 1???
He should get a technical for simulation too!
If they don’t give Luka an Oscar, it just ain’t Hollywood. My gawd that man can flop!
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
He should get a technical for simulation too!
If they don’t give Luka an Oscar, it just ain’t Hollywood. My gawd that man can flop!
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
If they don’t give Luka an Oscar, it just ain’t Hollywood. My gawd that man can flop!
Luka about to get 40 free throws tonight
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Luka about to get 40 free throws tonight
Isaiah Collier: One of the few Jazz players who can finish in transition
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Isaiah Collier: One of the few Jazz players who can finish in transition
Goddamn, Lauri came to play.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Goddamn, Lauri came to play.
The only way I can watch a Lakers game without feeling extreme annoyance or anger is if the other team is leading by 20.
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November 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The only way I can watch a Lakers game without feeling extreme annoyance or anger is if the other team is leading by 20.
Luka with the flop performance of the century.
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Luka with the flop performance of the century.
HOLY KEYONTE GEORGE!!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
HOLY KEYONTE GEORGE!!!