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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free)
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Lifetime #UtahJazz fan 👍🎷😢
Mid-life dad, software engineer.

I rarely proofread. I make more typos than most other extremely fat fingered folks.

Mostly bad sports takes

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And, Twitter...you're gone forever! You were beloved...and then a fascist oligarch purchased you and turned you into a dumpster fire that I had to bulldoze off a cliff where the bottom is filled with excrement and nitroglycerin. 👋🖕
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Didn’t even realize the Jazz were playing when I saw the score just now. Think I’ll conveniently continue forgetting.
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
A dominant 3rd quarter by the Utah Jazz
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November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
First loud clap of the game for me: Isaiah Collier drive and score. (I haven’t watched a whole lot of this game. 🤷‍♂️)
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I tune out…Jazz go up 11. 😝
Jazz up 10. I tune in…Kings make a run.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Jazz up 10. I tune in…Kings make a run.
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
So apparently, when I can’t watch, the play from the Jazz is better. This is what hell is like I’m sure.
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Trying to watch this Jazz game on my MiL’s Internet wifi is about as consistent as Cody Williams being able to play on an NBA roster.
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Ok. That was nice by Keyonte tho
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I’m not sure I want to watch another Jazz game this season. 😂 (this one is looking like the Jazz will be down 20 in the 3rd and then make a late run in the 4th quarter but ultimately lose.
Sound familiar? My fandom is a bad rerun.)
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The Jazz suck. Svi sucks less.
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I paid for SEG+ and I can’t stand to watch more than 3 minutes of most Jazz games. 👍👍👍
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November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Speechless. 😶
Updating this because there were some superlatives tonight:

This was the widest swing in any Jazz game all year at ±54.
Also the biggest lead the Jazz gave away in a loss (+18)
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Holy Shit! I went for one ride and the Jazz are down 30!!!
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November 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
And Thunder cut it to just 6 in what feels like 60 seconds
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Obs, it’s the jersey winning this thing rn. 😜
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Jazz vs Thunder. Jazz lead 14 after 1???
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November 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
He should get a technical for simulation too!
If they don’t give Luka an Oscar, it just ain’t Hollywood. My gawd that man can flop!
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
If they don’t give Luka an Oscar, it just ain’t Hollywood. My gawd that man can flop!
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Luka about to get 40 free throws tonight
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Isaiah Collier: One of the few Jazz players who can finish in transition
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Goddamn, Lauri came to play.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The only way I can watch a Lakers game without feeling extreme annoyance or anger is if the other team is leading by 20.
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November 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Luka with the flop performance of the century.
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
HOLY KEYONTE GEORGE!!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM