Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free)
@jazzazzin.bsky.social
Lifetime #UtahJazz fan 👍🎷😢
Mid-life dad, software engineer.
I rarely proofread. I make more typos than most other extremely fat fingered folks.
Mostly bad sports takes
#TakeNote but mostly #TANKNote
#RSL #RSLTID
#StandWithUkraine
Mid-life dad, software engineer.
I rarely proofread. I make more typos than most other extremely fat fingered folks.
Mostly bad sports takes
#TakeNote but mostly #TANKNote
#RSL #RSLTID
#StandWithUkraine
Obs, it’s the jersey winning this thing rn. 😜
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Obs, it’s the jersey winning this thing rn. 😜
Night mode on iPhone is fun. 🤩
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Night mode on iPhone is fun. 🤩
Airious Bailey-alis 🏀
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Airious Bailey-alis 🏀
Until tonight I had never actually seen aurora borealis with my naked eyes 👍👍
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Until tonight I had never actually seen aurora borealis with my naked eyes 👍👍
My son and his friend have a whole bag of thrift store clothes. They are sewing jeans together based on YouTube how-to videos that they share on different school days. Actually, it’s really good work so far. 😂👍
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My son and his friend have a whole bag of thrift store clothes. They are sewing jeans together based on YouTube how-to videos that they share on different school days. Actually, it’s really good work so far. 😂👍
Super happy I missed that whole game. And here I’d thought we made a leap this season 😂
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Super happy I missed that whole game. And here I’d thought we made a leap this season 😂
My son said if he grabbed his Jazz shirt in OT the Jazz would prevail. You’re welcome 😂
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My son said if he grabbed his Jazz shirt in OT the Jazz would prevail. You’re welcome 😂
Gdam! Looks like a Mammoth-alien hybrid gone wrong!
October 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Gdam! Looks like a Mammoth-alien hybrid gone wrong!
Hallucinating?
June 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Hallucinating?
When you realize it’s not just that your selfie game is bad…
June 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
When you realize it’s not just that your selfie game is bad…
Someday…when you grow old like me, you’ll also hate selfies because you’ll also develop resting bastard face 😝
It’s an interesting time in life 🧐 😃
(First time I’ve been able to get out this whole week without ⚡️ thunder and rain after work! 😅)
It’s an interesting time in life 🧐 😃
(First time I’ve been able to get out this whole week without ⚡️ thunder and rain after work! 😅)
June 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Someday…when you grow old like me, you’ll also hate selfies because you’ll also develop resting bastard face 😝
It’s an interesting time in life 🧐 😃
(First time I’ve been able to get out this whole week without ⚡️ thunder and rain after work! 😅)
It’s an interesting time in life 🧐 😃
(First time I’ve been able to get out this whole week without ⚡️ thunder and rain after work! 😅)
It’s been too long 🌊
May 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It’s been too long 🌊
Enes Kanter, at 3, is the highest pick we’ve had in many a year 🤦♂️ next is Dante Exum at 5.
May 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Enes Kanter, at 3, is the highest pick we’ve had in many a year 🤦♂️ next is Dante Exum at 5.
Just rolled this first time. No takebacks!
May 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Just rolled this first time. No takebacks!
In case you wondered about our odds. We have the same lottery odds as Washington and Charlotte. We can do no worse then the 5th pick which is the only thing our bottom standing ensures us.
Cross your digits and run your rabbits feet. 😂 🙏
Cross your digits and run your rabbits feet. 😂 🙏
May 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
In case you wondered about our odds. We have the same lottery odds as Washington and Charlotte. We can do no worse then the 5th pick which is the only thing our bottom standing ensures us.
Cross your digits and run your rabbits feet. 😂 🙏
Cross your digits and run your rabbits feet. 😂 🙏
People doing Gods work out here in the middle of nowhere:
May 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
People doing Gods work out here in the middle of nowhere:
Much like hobbits, we’re getting 2nd dinner before heading on our short journey back to the Shire. Staycation nearly done for this year #SpringBreak.
April 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Much like hobbits, we’re getting 2nd dinner before heading on our short journey back to the Shire. Staycation nearly done for this year #SpringBreak.
Hiking with a screen addiction is fun 😂
April 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Hiking with a screen addiction is fun 😂
Day 3. Here we go.
April 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Day 3. Here we go.
Dang! I’m not ready for 90F yet 😅 But here’s some water features.
April 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Dang! I’m not ready for 90F yet 😅 But here’s some water features.
Introducing my children to this old thing we called a “mall.” 😝
I guess it’s slightly weird that they grew up in a town small enough to not have one. Do people frequent these places anymore? 😉 (My youngest didn’t quite get it 🤷♂️😂)
I guess it’s slightly weird that they grew up in a town small enough to not have one. Do people frequent these places anymore? 😉 (My youngest didn’t quite get it 🤷♂️😂)
April 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Introducing my children to this old thing we called a “mall.” 😝
I guess it’s slightly weird that they grew up in a town small enough to not have one. Do people frequent these places anymore? 😉 (My youngest didn’t quite get it 🤷♂️😂)
I guess it’s slightly weird that they grew up in a town small enough to not have one. Do people frequent these places anymore? 😉 (My youngest didn’t quite get it 🤷♂️😂)
Why you should never listen to anything I say about sports ever.
April 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Why you should never listen to anything I say about sports ever.
Jazz still come in 5th a lot 🙃
April 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Jazz still come in 5th a lot 🙃
April 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Behold Trumps “golden age.”
April 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Behold Trumps “golden age.”