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Jazzy
@jazpberry.bsky.social
She/Her
27 y/o transbian babe. I’m oppressed not bc I’m trans, but bc I’m a gamer 😞
I let my niece (9) watch me play Hades and explained how the characters aren’t /from/ the game but rather based on real ancient stories and gods. But now she is obsessed with Athena and says she is real. Hope her Christian grandmother doesn’t hear about this 💀
October 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
When the moon hits ur eye, and it makes you cry, that’s a meteor
October 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I know I’m not good at computers but my co workers remind me I could be A LOT worse
October 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I need to follow more cool trans people. I miss the community vibe I had on Tw*tter
September 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Guys I got raptured but I am skeeting from heaven still?
September 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Toby Fox voicing in the Homestuck animated pilot made by Vivzipop.
It’s giving the same energy as “no but seriously imagine it”
August 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Empathy was my strength but then I went into a job that requires all of it all the time every day and now I fear my well spring of empathy has run dry
August 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Go piss girls
August 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Ody really is anywhere but Ithaca
July 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Common Condom of Fire Resistance (+5%)
Had no idea the condom meta got so complicated. What does this mean. What are people doing with their cocks that you need status resistances.
June 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My niece has been obsessed with Aphmau on YouTube so I went down a rabbit hole of researching her (to make sure she isn’t fitting the Minecraft YouTuber stereotype). She seems fine but good lord this woman has to have a thing for werewolves. I refuse to accept any other answer lmao
May 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
EVERYWHERE—As the influence of the nation’s transgender individuals continues to encroach on the freedoms of the U.S. populace, sources confirmed Tuesday that increasingly powerful trans person Tori R...
theonion.com
May 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
For the third year in a row, my dog has been skunked
May 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If I had any advice to give to younger me that isn’t trans related, I’d grab her shoulders, shake her around, and say “STOP TRYING TO MIDDLE GROUND THESE PEOPLE. THEY WONT CHANGE”
May 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I always thought discord nitro looked cool but I refuse to pay $10 a month to have a fancier lookin profile
April 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Just wait till the robots get HR
Is Henry Blodget ok
April 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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This product is so good that you don’t even mind when it leaks all over your refrigerator because it fell on its side and somehow manages to do it every single time you buy it. That’s just the bargain you make with this stern old woman
April 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Bumble bff is wild bc who tf is looking for a “travel buddy” to go on fancy trips? Like if I’m dropping a fortune to go on a nice trip, I am absolutely not looking doing that incredibly stressful process with people I hardly know 💀
April 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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your honor, the prosecution does not feel that this trial is fair. the defendant is simply too sexy.
March 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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March 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
My body is exhausted yet still I must persist
March 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Good day friends! I desperately need more flannel colors, and flannels that actually reach my wrists
March 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Ugh I don’t want to use TikTok bc it’s obviously a meta shill at this point, but red note keeps showing my unrealistic body standards and it is not doing me any justice for self confidence
February 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If I was hot enough I’d start an only fans but I have a very expensive degree that becomes useless with that kind of digital footprint lmao
February 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM